Hello again Darlings,
My my, A very busy day!!
Was talking to my old dear friend Lim Kit Siang and read his blog posting of the old Menteri Besar of Selangor, that old sleaze ball, being appointed a Senator and I was like, "Whoa!! What the F@ck!!!"
This is the guy who if anyone of you darlings could recall, was "caught in the act of adultery" with the daughter of the Late Sultan of Selangor when he was the Menteri Besar of the State, talk about abuse of position!!
Of course, being "caught in the act" he had no choice but to walk down the aisle with her but being a sleaze ball, wandering eyes and such, he eventualy divorced her and paid a whooping RM16 million settlement. Did anyone ever bothered to ask where did that money come from?
Old Mr. Lim of course raise up a few issues apart from that money, you know, the house at the Gold Coast, that cost RM 2 Million, the Ranch in Queensland that cost RM5 million (hmmm...I wonder if that's a "stud" ranch) and the RM 2.4 million cash that he was caught falsely declaring when he brought it into Australia, which he was acquited, of course, but which led to his resignation as Menteri Besar of Selangor!
Now, when he resigned, his statement on his resignation was that he wanted to set an example of the “new culture of accountability” as in Japan and South Korea where government and political leaders resign their various posts if involved in scandals of corruption, gross negligence or incompetence. as per dear old Lim Kit Siang's blog.
So, my darlings, he clearly stated that he is involved in a scandal of corruption and such as stated above, yet now, 10 years later after his resignation, he is appointed as a Senator which eventually might lead into a cabinet post in the Cabinet of the Prime Minister!!
How can such a man, who is clearly for all to see, not only is a womaniser but is also an extremely corrupted politician be allowed to become a member of our Dewan Negara and calls himself a Senator???
This, my dear darlings, is a case of how our "Malaysia Boleh" mentality is working at its fullest!!
It shows that in Malaysia we "boleh" become a Senator or position of high authority even if we are known to have led a colourful life!!!
This show's that our dear Prime Minster is really not following what he raised up just two days ago at the UMNO assembly!!! Fight against corruption indeed!!
Oooohh!! I am so "proud" to be a Malaysian!!
buzz buzz
Friday, August 17, 2007
Murder - Malaysia Boleh!!
Hellooo Darlings,
Well, lets see what's in the news today!! "Wife Maintains Husband Innocent and he has been framed!!"........"He is a good man. He is not the Prime Minister of this country. He doesn’t want to be one."
Interesting statement don't you think so?
I do have to agree with Anon that one should look into this murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu. Lets not talk about the deceased, besides, its not right to speak ill of the dead!! Don't you agree? We know what she is and who she is, so lets leave it at that!!
But the living!! Ahhhh..now, that is a different story all together.
Now, lets look at Abdul Razak Baginda, the man charged for abetting the cops. A very interesting character, a high profiled political analyst mind you, with close ties with the Deputy Prime Minister who is also the Defence Minister Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!
Najib even wrote the forward to "Malaysia and the Islamic World" a book edited by Baginda and published in 2004. For more than a decade Baginda has been the executive director of the Malaysia Strategic Research Institute, which is technically a private think-tank but has close connections to the Malaysian armed forces and the United Malays National Organisation, the largest party in the ruling coalition.
Now, the wife of Abdul Razak Baginda claims that her husband is framed and he's absolutely innocent and gives us a clue there, that her husband is not the Prime Minister nor wishes to be one.
Lets see...who wants to be the Prime Minister? hmmmmm surely you're not that dense!! of course the Deputy Prime Minister, Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!
Who is the Defense Minister and therefore has the authority to issue the explosives or have the authority to order his underlings (the armed forces and the police force is under the Defense Minister jurisdiction) to issue the explosives used in the Murder? Why its none other than Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!!
Do I have to drawn the lines for you? I'm sure you can connect the dots yourself darlings!! In case you are really that dense, here's a few clues for the "connect the dots and you'll get the full picture" game!!
Close aides = good friends for want of better term of words!
When it come to pretty girls, Najib does have a wandering eye!
So, what's the possibility darlings, that Najib might have had an affair with the deceased and then passed her off to his "good friend"?
What's the possibility darlings, that she has something on Najib and therefore his "good friend" was asked to settle the "problem" and the money paid to her initially, is not enough? Therefore she came back for more and the two of them decided to just eliminate her?
Interesting possibilities don't you think so? Well that's the speculation that been going around in the coffee shop and 5 stars restaurants all around the country!!
So, there you go, lets pray that a thorough investigation in the case will really happen and it will not be just a cover up like the previous case our Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak was in...you know...marrying someone on contract and then getting his armed forces official to take the blame of khalwat?....well..that's another story anyway!!!
Of course some rumours that its Khairy the son in law of the PM who is trying to destroy Najib's succession plan!! Don't think that's possible, he's far too young!! If he wants to destroy any one'succession plan, its Hishamuddin that he would destroy as he's in competition with Hisham for the throne and not with Najib!!
So, hope that pleases your kayponess Anon!!
Promise that I will update more if I hear anything more on this matter!!
Good day to all and ciao!! buzz buzz
Well, lets see what's in the news today!! "Wife Maintains Husband Innocent and he has been framed!!"........"He is a good man. He is not the Prime Minister of this country. He doesn’t want to be one."
Interesting statement don't you think so?
I do have to agree with Anon that one should look into this murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu. Lets not talk about the deceased, besides, its not right to speak ill of the dead!! Don't you agree? We know what she is and who she is, so lets leave it at that!!
But the living!! Ahhhh..now, that is a different story all together.
Now, lets look at Abdul Razak Baginda, the man charged for abetting the cops. A very interesting character, a high profiled political analyst mind you, with close ties with the Deputy Prime Minister who is also the Defence Minister Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!
Najib even wrote the forward to "Malaysia and the Islamic World" a book edited by Baginda and published in 2004. For more than a decade Baginda has been the executive director of the Malaysia Strategic Research Institute, which is technically a private think-tank but has close connections to the Malaysian armed forces and the United Malays National Organisation, the largest party in the ruling coalition.
Now, the wife of Abdul Razak Baginda claims that her husband is framed and he's absolutely innocent and gives us a clue there, that her husband is not the Prime Minister nor wishes to be one.
Lets see...who wants to be the Prime Minister? hmmmmm surely you're not that dense!! of course the Deputy Prime Minister, Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!
Who is the Defense Minister and therefore has the authority to issue the explosives or have the authority to order his underlings (the armed forces and the police force is under the Defense Minister jurisdiction) to issue the explosives used in the Murder? Why its none other than Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!!
Do I have to drawn the lines for you? I'm sure you can connect the dots yourself darlings!! In case you are really that dense, here's a few clues for the "connect the dots and you'll get the full picture" game!!
Close aides = good friends for want of better term of words!
When it come to pretty girls, Najib does have a wandering eye!
So, what's the possibility darlings, that Najib might have had an affair with the deceased and then passed her off to his "good friend"?
What's the possibility darlings, that she has something on Najib and therefore his "good friend" was asked to settle the "problem" and the money paid to her initially, is not enough? Therefore she came back for more and the two of them decided to just eliminate her?
Interesting possibilities don't you think so? Well that's the speculation that been going around in the coffee shop and 5 stars restaurants all around the country!!
So, there you go, lets pray that a thorough investigation in the case will really happen and it will not be just a cover up like the previous case our Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak was in...you know...marrying someone on contract and then getting his armed forces official to take the blame of khalwat?....well..that's another story anyway!!!
Of course some rumours that its Khairy the son in law of the PM who is trying to destroy Najib's succession plan!! Don't think that's possible, he's far too young!! If he wants to destroy any one'succession plan, its Hishamuddin that he would destroy as he's in competition with Hisham for the throne and not with Najib!!
So, hope that pleases your kayponess Anon!!
Promise that I will update more if I hear anything more on this matter!!
Good day to all and ciao!! buzz buzz
Hello Gorgeous...DAMN You're GAY!!!
Hello Darlings!!
Early lunch today and definitely all paid for by a really great hunk of a man that I've known for a while.
So imagine my stupefied reaction to discover that he's actually GAY and he introduced me to his boyfriend!!
Ooo La La!!
What is this world turning into??!!!
It makes one wonder, are the female species so boring that most guys nowadays either resort to foreign ladies (look at the number of night spots with china gals and Filipino gals mushrooming around town) or they turn out gay?
Or maybe the local female species are just too repulsive for the guys to consider that they have resorted to the male company instead??!!!
Who is to blame for this sudden spurt of gay man around town? I mean, the chances of going to a club, seeing a great looking guy doing wonderful dance moves and before any female could actually approach him, he turns around and kiss his male companion is so plausible nowadays!!
Early lunch today and definitely all paid for by a really great hunk of a man that I've known for a while.
So imagine my stupefied reaction to discover that he's actually GAY and he introduced me to his boyfriend!!
Ooo La La!!
What is this world turning into??!!!
It makes one wonder, are the female species so boring that most guys nowadays either resort to foreign ladies (look at the number of night spots with china gals and Filipino gals mushrooming around town) or they turn out gay?
Or maybe the local female species are just too repulsive for the guys to consider that they have resorted to the male company instead??!!!
Who is to blame for this sudden spurt of gay man around town? I mean, the chances of going to a club, seeing a great looking guy doing wonderful dance moves and before any female could actually approach him, he turns around and kiss his male companion is so plausible nowadays!!
Do guys suffer from some secret phobia of the female species? Or is there some extremely nasty experience of the female species in their lives that makes them resort to homosexuality?
Is it Genetic? Culture? Religion (hmmm...over zealous religious upbringing?? sexual abuse by the priest? altar servers kinky gatherings? oops..my mind is wandering) Why? Why do gay man turn out to be gay man (if you're a lesbian, then switch the term accordingly) ??!!
So, to the male readers out there in blogland...are you gay?? to the female readers...why? why are the boys turning gay? Is there something wrong with the female species?? Over domineering mother's perhaps? Pressure on the children by their parents? Being compared to their older siblings in their performance (am talking of non-sexual performance..you know education, sporting ability etc etc etc)
Anyway darlings, gay man are absolutely adorable friends, they never fail to make you laugh and one can really have a great time with them, non sexual fun that is!!
Sooo....anyone who knows the answer, do tell me....so have a good afternoon and ciao for now....buzz buzz
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Oh! You Beautiful Cock!
Please Darling, Let me sit on you,
let me sit on that beautiful body of yours,
I would love to let my hands caress your beautiful cock head!
Let me gently play with you,
How I would love to hold that beautiful cock head with my hands.
I promise I wouldn't hurt that beautiful cock head of yours.
So, please come closer so as I can sit on you and get my hands on that beautiful cock head of yours.
Yes darling!....................
ahh!!!.......
..............................
yes!! ...............................
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oooh, how nice it is to feel that lovely cock head of yours,
oh!! let me play with it, I promise you I wouldn't hurt you!
YES!!
OOOh! Yes!!.................................
...........................................................
That's It!!
Perfect!!! YES!!!!
.................and Euphemia grins proudly as she looks at the poor cock that she has strangled to death as lunch for today and exclaiming "Oh God!! How I hate slaughtering CHICKENS!! But one has to do it!!
So you perverts out there!! What were you thinking I was writing about? hahahahaha
Till later darlings and if you order chicken for lunch today, remember this story....buzz buzz
let me sit on that beautiful body of yours,
I would love to let my hands caress your beautiful cock head!
Let me gently play with you,
How I would love to hold that beautiful cock head with my hands.
I promise I wouldn't hurt that beautiful cock head of yours.
So, please come closer so as I can sit on you and get my hands on that beautiful cock head of yours.
Yes darling!....................
ahh!!!.......
..............................
yes!! ...............................
................................................
oooh, how nice it is to feel that lovely cock head of yours,
oh!! let me play with it, I promise you I wouldn't hurt you!
YES!!
OOOh! Yes!!.................................
...........................................................
That's It!!
Perfect!!! YES!!!!
.................and Euphemia grins proudly as she looks at the poor cock that she has strangled to death as lunch for today and exclaiming "Oh God!! How I hate slaughtering CHICKENS!! But one has to do it!!
So you perverts out there!! What were you thinking I was writing about? hahahahaha
Till later darlings and if you order chicken for lunch today, remember this story....buzz buzz
Monday, July 16, 2007
Conversation over lunch
Hello there again darlings,
It seems to be a rather hot and humid day today and no matter how many glasses of sangria one's seem to drown it just does not seem to cool down my poor innards but rather made me rather tipsy but then again, what else is new about that? I'm perpertually stoned to the core!!
So, what's the news today? You might ask? Nothing much on the grapevine, lunch was a rather boring affair and thank God for small mercy that I did not have to pay a centime for that rather lousy lunch.
However, I just want to talk about how some minds in our society seems to react. Oooh!! I must confess I do have my share of nastiness but such evil thoughts of mine are well kept hidden and I do not unsheath my claws as some people do. Mercifully for that, or else I would have to change this blog title to Pussy Unsheathed!!
Well, what was I talking about? Oh yes! Human mind and their nastiness. I overheard during lunch a conversation between two gentleman. I guess that one of them has to be either the confidant or advisor or could they be lovers? Hmmmm......never did pop that 1 million question to them and unfortunately I did not see any accidental touching of each other's hands or elbow!
Oohh I am digressing from my topic again!! this is so ghastly of me, so, the conversation, it basically stemmed on the twisted mind of some people.
The human mind can be considered as one that is complex but when we twist it, it becomes even far more complex and God only knows when those evil twisted mind will end up with an absolute mental breakdown.
Anyway, take for example the conversation that I eavesdropped during lunch, since the conversation at my table was rather dead boring and I was nearly on my second pack of coffin nails, so yes, I slipped into my alter ego and became the fly on the wall and present to you the gist of the conversation between the two gentleman.
Guy1: ...I have to confess that sometimes I really wonder what's in that twisted mind of that lady! I mean, her manipulative conniving attitude basically is creating huge friction and tension between families.
Guy2: Well, she could be emotionally deprived and have far nothing better to do in her life, you do seem to suffer with a lot of those people in your lives and I really pity you and wonder why.
Guy1: But why can't she just keep her fucking mouth shut? Oh well, true she might have been pissed off at my attitude but does she not have nothing better to do but being a busybody and poking trouble left right and centre?
Guy2: As we both know the lady in question, you must know, she's rather maniacal. I have to agree with you earlier that whatever contact I have with her are basically superficial and mind you, all her colleagues basically give her lip service only. She's practically hated and loathed by all who comes into contact with her. I mean, that mind of hers, she aims to destroy all those who comes into her path because she believes that she is far more superior than all those around her of which its all in her twisted mind for definitely she's a total inferior human species!!. How quickly she forgets her past incidents...her affair..her child's marriage ..her husband!! Tsk tsk...I wonder how she would feel if we do a more thorough investigation in her life? Wouldn't it be fun? Of course we can easily pass the result of the investigations to "certain parties" and we can all have a good laugh at her expense..as what you said, she wouldn't dare show her face in society anymore after that...a case of casting the mighty to the dung heap?
Guy1: Tempting thought, but I promised myself that I should not loose my temper on them, besides, in the case of this conniving bitch, for some reason, even after all I know about her and what she has said about me to other people, and mind you, I know cos people told me what this people have been saying about me, but I couldn't care less, for respect not of them, but more for their parents concerned and maybe for their other siblings, I have my deepest respect for their parents and therefore I do not wish to drag their names into the mud with all the secrets that I have managed to store and the best part, complete with evidences, photographic evidences!!
Guy2: Well, we know its kept in the safest of hands and poor bugger who will inherit the key to it when you croak will discover that he has a potential gold mine to tap. Well, you've chosen well in him as your heir, he is a source of discretion.
Guy1: Thank God for some sane relatives!
Guy2: Anyway, so what are you going to do with that vicious mind of hers?
Guy1: Nothing much..not yet anyway...just let thing takes it course, eventually time will tell me what to do next and anyway, I did what I have to do yesterday, no not the apologies but the other stuff, so I'll wait for that to take its own course and well, perhaps they need the occasional suffering to bring them down from their mighty pedestal that they put themselves up on and view us mere mortals in disgust....
Guy2: How little they know you...
Guy1: How little indeed..anyway, regarding the project in KL....... (End of conversation about twisted mind lady)
Ohh la la, thank Goodness for the tape recorder in my pocket! I had to replay it 3 times to get the message correct. Pity no names was mentioned!! Sigh!! It would have been so fun to know who it was that they were conversing about.
To the gentleman above in question, well, some people are just plain twisted and that's how their mind work, as what you yourself seem to have grasped in your conversation, she thinks too highly of herself, so drag her down a mile or two!! Wouldn't that be more fun and do make it public so then I can link two and two together and I can really finish this post!
Well, like they say, an idle mind broods evil, so maybe this lady has far too many times in her hands? Hmm I was so tempted to go up to them and saying, "yes!! by all mean!! Investigate and publicise all sordid details!! Give me first op on it and I'll post in here on my blog!!" Alas, I did not want to reveal my identity but Guy1 in question is definitely going to be in my target list of people to cultivate!! Who knows...he might give me more input and sordid details to my blog? Wouldn't you all would love that.
Anyway darlings.. I guess that's all for now!! Ciao and have a good evening!! Muah! buzz buzz
It seems to be a rather hot and humid day today and no matter how many glasses of sangria one's seem to drown it just does not seem to cool down my poor innards but rather made me rather tipsy but then again, what else is new about that? I'm perpertually stoned to the core!!
So, what's the news today? You might ask? Nothing much on the grapevine, lunch was a rather boring affair and thank God for small mercy that I did not have to pay a centime for that rather lousy lunch.
However, I just want to talk about how some minds in our society seems to react. Oooh!! I must confess I do have my share of nastiness but such evil thoughts of mine are well kept hidden and I do not unsheath my claws as some people do. Mercifully for that, or else I would have to change this blog title to Pussy Unsheathed!!
Well, what was I talking about? Oh yes! Human mind and their nastiness. I overheard during lunch a conversation between two gentleman. I guess that one of them has to be either the confidant or advisor or could they be lovers? Hmmmm......never did pop that 1 million question to them and unfortunately I did not see any accidental touching of each other's hands or elbow!
Oohh I am digressing from my topic again!! this is so ghastly of me, so, the conversation, it basically stemmed on the twisted mind of some people.
The human mind can be considered as one that is complex but when we twist it, it becomes even far more complex and God only knows when those evil twisted mind will end up with an absolute mental breakdown.
Anyway, take for example the conversation that I eavesdropped during lunch, since the conversation at my table was rather dead boring and I was nearly on my second pack of coffin nails, so yes, I slipped into my alter ego and became the fly on the wall and present to you the gist of the conversation between the two gentleman.
Guy1: ...I have to confess that sometimes I really wonder what's in that twisted mind of that lady! I mean, her manipulative conniving attitude basically is creating huge friction and tension between families.
Guy2: Well, she could be emotionally deprived and have far nothing better to do in her life, you do seem to suffer with a lot of those people in your lives and I really pity you and wonder why.
Guy1: But why can't she just keep her fucking mouth shut? Oh well, true she might have been pissed off at my attitude but does she not have nothing better to do but being a busybody and poking trouble left right and centre?
Guy2: As we both know the lady in question, you must know, she's rather maniacal. I have to agree with you earlier that whatever contact I have with her are basically superficial and mind you, all her colleagues basically give her lip service only. She's practically hated and loathed by all who comes into contact with her. I mean, that mind of hers, she aims to destroy all those who comes into her path because she believes that she is far more superior than all those around her of which its all in her twisted mind for definitely she's a total inferior human species!!. How quickly she forgets her past incidents...her affair..her child's marriage ..her husband!! Tsk tsk...I wonder how she would feel if we do a more thorough investigation in her life? Wouldn't it be fun? Of course we can easily pass the result of the investigations to "certain parties" and we can all have a good laugh at her expense..as what you said, she wouldn't dare show her face in society anymore after that...a case of casting the mighty to the dung heap?
Guy1: Tempting thought, but I promised myself that I should not loose my temper on them, besides, in the case of this conniving bitch, for some reason, even after all I know about her and what she has said about me to other people, and mind you, I know cos people told me what this people have been saying about me, but I couldn't care less, for respect not of them, but more for their parents concerned and maybe for their other siblings, I have my deepest respect for their parents and therefore I do not wish to drag their names into the mud with all the secrets that I have managed to store and the best part, complete with evidences, photographic evidences!!
Guy2: Well, we know its kept in the safest of hands and poor bugger who will inherit the key to it when you croak will discover that he has a potential gold mine to tap. Well, you've chosen well in him as your heir, he is a source of discretion.
Guy1: Thank God for some sane relatives!
Guy2: Anyway, so what are you going to do with that vicious mind of hers?
Guy1: Nothing much..not yet anyway...just let thing takes it course, eventually time will tell me what to do next and anyway, I did what I have to do yesterday, no not the apologies but the other stuff, so I'll wait for that to take its own course and well, perhaps they need the occasional suffering to bring them down from their mighty pedestal that they put themselves up on and view us mere mortals in disgust....
Guy2: How little they know you...
Guy1: How little indeed..anyway, regarding the project in KL....... (End of conversation about twisted mind lady)
Ohh la la, thank Goodness for the tape recorder in my pocket! I had to replay it 3 times to get the message correct. Pity no names was mentioned!! Sigh!! It would have been so fun to know who it was that they were conversing about.
To the gentleman above in question, well, some people are just plain twisted and that's how their mind work, as what you yourself seem to have grasped in your conversation, she thinks too highly of herself, so drag her down a mile or two!! Wouldn't that be more fun and do make it public so then I can link two and two together and I can really finish this post!
Well, like they say, an idle mind broods evil, so maybe this lady has far too many times in her hands? Hmm I was so tempted to go up to them and saying, "yes!! by all mean!! Investigate and publicise all sordid details!! Give me first op on it and I'll post in here on my blog!!" Alas, I did not want to reveal my identity but Guy1 in question is definitely going to be in my target list of people to cultivate!! Who knows...he might give me more input and sordid details to my blog? Wouldn't you all would love that.
Anyway darlings.. I guess that's all for now!! Ciao and have a good evening!! Muah! buzz buzz
The Launch - an exclusive interview with DALT
Hello darlings,
Well, it seems that all systems are going smoothly and therefore, am using my interview with D.A. L.T. for the first posting
OOOH! DALT what's with all the bling bling darling?
oooh Buzz Buzz did you know, I had to force my hubby of mine the PSTM to get me this after he sent my darling son off to Canada.. Sob SOb! (wipe eyes with hanky) I was so devastated with him being sent to coldstorage and he is soo my favourite!! So sweet old PSTM had to get all this bling bling you're seing here as a form of compensation but its not really enough....I was thinking more of something in line of a new bank or some really prosperous company from SEDC so that I can give it to my darling boy as a Christmas pressie and he can come back here to Sarawak and back to mommy dearest....
So, he's really gone off to Canada? What about the scandal? The money? The mismanagement of funds?
Scandal? what Scandal? surely you don't mean the gals he slept around and slap around with? Why? those sluts...I mean, those gals, its just fabrications, just some people with envy in them and just hate to see my family grow more prosperous each day.....and besides, if he did sleep around..boys will be boys...I mean, look at my brother in laws....oooh..the things they are into..tsk tsk..but we are not here to talk about them and bear in mind, we don't speak ill of the dead...but he was such a sweet dear brother in law...may he rest in peace...and as for the mismanagement of funds? My dear, I am no accountant and besides, as Eva Peron said, Accountants only slow things down!! So, the money came in and went out but its all for the good of my family and friends, I mean, wouldn't you want to see your own family and friends live in perfect comfort with all the wealth around them?
OOH I see, so what is the next plan in your life my dear DALT?
Well, eventually I will be the First Lady of the Land, ooh I can't wait for that, and it will be so nice for people to curtesy to me, I mean, I have the regal look, some people said that I look like Princess Anne....
But don't they say that Princess Anne looks like a horse?
(Cold Stare) absolutely NOT!! she's a lovely lady with class and sophistication and I must say, I do look like her, especially when I'm wearing my hats and not those stupid tudungs..euugh!! those ghastly head scarves, they really ruin your hairstyle!! Well, anyway, where was I before you interupted..ooh..yes, so yeah, my darling hubby would be the next Gov contrary to what that slut of an upstart MT new wife says...oooh..how I hate those upstarts..divorcee to boot!! I wish my hubby would give M the boot and I don't have to see that slut of a whore....
So, you don't think there's anychance for MT also known as MbA to be the next Gov darling?
Well, I can't say for sure, who knows what those horrid Rulers have to say on the matter, but if I have my way, absolutely no!! I would prefer that sweet old LB and his dear adorable wife, N remain as the Gov and First Lady, but I promise you, in due time, I will be the first lady of the land! Oh!! How I wish I could be a bumiputera of this land and not classified as "others" I mean, I just have a measly PR in Sarawak!! It should be Citizen I tell you!! But no, just a stupid PR and classified as Others!! Imagine if I'm a bumiputera!! Ooh la la!! I'll most likely stand for election and be a YB, you know, Like dear old Hilary Clinton....
So, how do you view EJ being a Senator?
Well, I guess she deserves it, I mean, having to put up with that spineless AJ, that old fart can be quite absolutely useless, I mean, since the death of the poor dear BA, old AJ basically makes no sense with his speeches!! He should get a speech writer to go through his speech or ask sweet EJ to go through it. Mind you, I always believe that EJ is the brain behind that operation!! AJ knows nuts of what to do!! So yes, I hold no grudge towards EJ, actually, I salute her and congratulate her for being made a Senator..she soo truly deserves it.
My darling DALT, how's your family? Is it true that AC has left your son?
Well, I can't deny that they are problems in my family, every family has them. Well, if AC has left my son, its her own loss!! She's not getting a single cent from my family!! As for that father of her's, another useless and spineless old git!! But then again, like AJ, he serves his purpose I guess, but I think the writting's on the wall and its time for him to be replaced by WSK, now that's a cunning old foochow...nice but cunning...need to get him to toe the line a bit or else, its out the window with him also...
So, Christmas is coming up, what's your family plans?
Well, it seems that all systems are going smoothly and therefore, am using my interview with D.A. L.T. for the first posting
OOOH! DALT what's with all the bling bling darling?
oooh Buzz Buzz did you know, I had to force my hubby of mine the PSTM to get me this after he sent my darling son off to Canada.. Sob SOb! (wipe eyes with hanky) I was so devastated with him being sent to coldstorage and he is soo my favourite!! So sweet old PSTM had to get all this bling bling you're seing here as a form of compensation but its not really enough....I was thinking more of something in line of a new bank or some really prosperous company from SEDC so that I can give it to my darling boy as a Christmas pressie and he can come back here to Sarawak and back to mommy dearest....
So, he's really gone off to Canada? What about the scandal? The money? The mismanagement of funds?
Scandal? what Scandal? surely you don't mean the gals he slept around and slap around with? Why? those sluts...I mean, those gals, its just fabrications, just some people with envy in them and just hate to see my family grow more prosperous each day.....and besides, if he did sleep around..boys will be boys...I mean, look at my brother in laws....oooh..the things they are into..tsk tsk..but we are not here to talk about them and bear in mind, we don't speak ill of the dead...but he was such a sweet dear brother in law...may he rest in peace...and as for the mismanagement of funds? My dear, I am no accountant and besides, as Eva Peron said, Accountants only slow things down!! So, the money came in and went out but its all for the good of my family and friends, I mean, wouldn't you want to see your own family and friends live in perfect comfort with all the wealth around them?
OOH I see, so what is the next plan in your life my dear DALT?
Well, eventually I will be the First Lady of the Land, ooh I can't wait for that, and it will be so nice for people to curtesy to me, I mean, I have the regal look, some people said that I look like Princess Anne....
But don't they say that Princess Anne looks like a horse?
(Cold Stare) absolutely NOT!! she's a lovely lady with class and sophistication and I must say, I do look like her, especially when I'm wearing my hats and not those stupid tudungs..euugh!! those ghastly head scarves, they really ruin your hairstyle!! Well, anyway, where was I before you interupted..ooh..yes, so yeah, my darling hubby would be the next Gov contrary to what that slut of an upstart MT new wife says...oooh..how I hate those upstarts..divorcee to boot!! I wish my hubby would give M the boot and I don't have to see that slut of a whore....
So, you don't think there's anychance for MT also known as MbA to be the next Gov darling?
Well, I can't say for sure, who knows what those horrid Rulers have to say on the matter, but if I have my way, absolutely no!! I would prefer that sweet old LB and his dear adorable wife, N remain as the Gov and First Lady, but I promise you, in due time, I will be the first lady of the land! Oh!! How I wish I could be a bumiputera of this land and not classified as "others" I mean, I just have a measly PR in Sarawak!! It should be Citizen I tell you!! But no, just a stupid PR and classified as Others!! Imagine if I'm a bumiputera!! Ooh la la!! I'll most likely stand for election and be a YB, you know, Like dear old Hilary Clinton....
So, how do you view EJ being a Senator?
Well, I guess she deserves it, I mean, having to put up with that spineless AJ, that old fart can be quite absolutely useless, I mean, since the death of the poor dear BA, old AJ basically makes no sense with his speeches!! He should get a speech writer to go through his speech or ask sweet EJ to go through it. Mind you, I always believe that EJ is the brain behind that operation!! AJ knows nuts of what to do!! So yes, I hold no grudge towards EJ, actually, I salute her and congratulate her for being made a Senator..she soo truly deserves it.
My darling DALT, how's your family? Is it true that AC has left your son?
Well, I can't deny that they are problems in my family, every family has them. Well, if AC has left my son, its her own loss!! She's not getting a single cent from my family!! As for that father of her's, another useless and spineless old git!! But then again, like AJ, he serves his purpose I guess, but I think the writting's on the wall and its time for him to be replaced by WSK, now that's a cunning old foochow...nice but cunning...need to get him to toe the line a bit or else, its out the window with him also...
So, Christmas is coming up, what's your family plans?
Well, no Christmas plans this year, the last time we celebrated, some idiot took a photo of it and became a huge issue of all of us family members sitting around, looking all gorgeous in front of a wreath!! Pest!! the things people take offense about! But I do hope that my dear hubbie will grant my secret Christmas gift wish!! Alor!! Look at the time!! I have to go, I need to check and see how's the stock market like today and pester my dear hubbie to get me some new necklaces I saw the other day in Cartier, well...ciao darling, you know you're way out and no filching my gold water tap in the washroom!! The last time someone did that, I had them fed to my swans....in pieces of course..Ciao!
So there ladies and gentleman, an exclusive interview with DALT, hope you all had fun reading it and till next time....buzz buzz
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