Friday, August 17, 2007

Hello Gorgeous...DAMN You're GAY!!!

Hello Darlings!!

Early lunch today and definitely all paid for by a really great hunk of a man that I've known for a while.

So imagine my stupefied reaction to discover that he's actually GAY and he introduced me to his boyfriend!!


Ooo La La!!

What is this world turning into??!!!

It makes one wonder, are the female species so boring that most guys nowadays either resort to foreign ladies (look at the number of night spots with china gals and Filipino gals mushrooming around town) or they turn out gay?

Or maybe the local female species are just too repulsive for the guys to consider that they have resorted to the male company instead??!!!

Who is to blame for this sudden spurt of gay man around town? I mean, the chances of going to a club, seeing a great looking guy doing wonderful dance moves and before any female could actually approach him, he turns around and kiss his male companion is so plausible nowadays!!

Do guys suffer from some secret phobia of the female species? Or is there some extremely nasty experience of the female species in their lives that makes them resort to homosexuality?

Is it Genetic? Culture? Religion (hmmm...over zealous religious upbringing?? sexual abuse by the priest? altar servers kinky gatherings? oops..my mind is wandering) Why? Why do gay man turn out to be gay man (if you're a lesbian, then switch the term accordingly) ??!!


So, to the male readers out there in blogland...are you gay?? to the female readers...why? why are the boys turning gay? Is there something wrong with the female species?? Over domineering mother's perhaps? Pressure on the children by their parents? Being compared to their older siblings in their performance (am talking of non-sexual performance..you know education, sporting ability etc etc etc)

Anyway darlings, gay man are absolutely adorable friends, they never fail to make you laugh and one can really have a great time with them, non sexual fun that is!!

Sooo....anyone who knows the answer, do tell me....so have a good afternoon and ciao for now....buzz buzz

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

a gay man once told me all men are gays...the only difference is most of them don't have the balls to try it, yet.....

Arth Akal said...

Why? Why do gay man turn out to be gay man?
-dont think there's ever a specific answer for that....

The Fly on the Wall said...

Straight guy: Hmmmmm!! Possible possible darling!!! Soooo are you going to have the balls and give it a try? Do tell me if you do!!!

arth: Yes!! Its to complex and even the greatest mind of our time has yet to be able to come up with an answer to that question..

Anyway darlings!! Thanks for dropping by...

buzz buzz

Anonymous said...

Gay? Not that I bother. But since you are the fly on the wall, what do you think of that model and that man? Any relation? And why the wife of the man said, 'My husband is not the Prime Minister!' Is there a plot to topple the main man? I am soooo curious! (Kaypoh)

The Fly on the Wall said...

Anon darling!!

Lovely idea, I should fly around and check, who knows, it could be my next posting!!

by the way, would love if you could identify yourselves darling!! I hate anons!! a simple moniker would be perfect, it doesn't have to be your real name!! Find it ghastly to call people Anon!!

buzz buzz

Anonymous said...

the fly on the wall: that gay pig who said that was desperately trying to convert me lar...he had his chance, nice try....however its quite disheartening that women never find me attractive...:(

The Fly on the Wall said...

Straight Guy Darling,

Maybe there's something wrong with you? Showing too much a femenine side to you that makes the women in your lives treat you as close friends instead of more than that?

I mean, I'm just speculating as I do not know you nor your character or how you look like, so please don't be offended darling!!

If you are offended by that statement, hmmm..maybe that's the reason why women don't find you attractive, because you are to overly sensitive!!

buzz buzz

The Fly on the Wall said...

zak darling!! That is sooo interesting!! I am sure that a lot of the closet gay guys out here will be soo envious of you!!

Anyway, I do hope you practise safe sex!!

All the best darling!!

buzz buzz

lainieyeoh said...

just think it's awfully strange (and frankly, bloody insensitive) that you reckon 'blame' needs to be accorded to the cause of gayness.

The Fly on the Wall said...

lainie darling,

Thanks for that input, so, if we don't equate it to "blame" pray enlighten darling, what do we call the cause of gayness? That's what I'm trying to figure out dear!!

buzz buzz

Anonymous said...

Why be Gay? Could it be so that you can blog and pretend to be a woman? Hahahah.....Yeah Darling!