Don't you speak english? You're teacher never thought you how?

Hello Darlings,

Was browsing around town and getting my Christmas shopping done where unfortunately, I came round a shop where I saw something delightful but when i inquired the sales assistant as to the availability of the item in a different colour, she looked at me point blank and proceeded to speak to me in Mandarin and I was like staring at her and went, do you speak hokkien and she proceeded to reply me in Mandarin some more!!! Ditto when I tried with Bahasa Malaysia!!!!

I was completely exasperated and basically walked off the shop without the item that I wanted!!!

This made me fuming mad and then I recalled a few days ago, when I called up the CID department to speak to an Inspector and the person on the line basically said she does not speak English and ask me to speak in Bahasa Melayu and I was like, hellooo!!! If I can take the time and trouble to learn Bahasa Melayu here in Malaysia, can't you have the decent courtesy to learn english!!! I mean, I thought it was a compulsory subject in this country's public examination and yet this people can't seem to speak or understand a single word of English and I wondered how in the world did they manage to pass their exams?

This led me to a question, is the standard of education in Malaysia deteriorating that those who are unable to converse in English can still pass the public examination and to make matter more interesting, can become an officer in the police force?

Is the standard really that poor or do we have really lousy English teachers in school whose main aim is to sit there and basically "makan gaji buta"??

I have heard of some teachers who are more interested to do "side" business in schools, where they sell books and other stuffs to students and teachers alike, rather than taking an interest in the students!! I have also heard of teacher's having an open affair with fellow teachers in school but surely, isn't the main aim of teachers in school are to teach the kids? and not off to peddle stuff for side income's or getting involved in extra-marital affairs? Or are they soo free that they can actually do that?? How can I forget of some cases of some teachers who utilise the school's free Internet access to access into blogs and other none school related stuff and some even surfed the Internet for porn during school hours!!!

So, are the students really that dumb that they are not able to function as normal human beings with a certain amount of language comprehensibility in their restricted brain or are the blame to fall on the teachers who are truly uninterested to take the affairs of the students to heart and teach them as true dedicated teachers that they are supposed to be?

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Halal? Halal?!!! Get me Non-Halal!! I want it to be Haram!!

Darlings!!

As you can see I'm extremely miffed at this "Halal" controversy and situation that Malaysia seems to be facing and as can be read in Lilian's wonderful posting about Turkey not being Halal, I would add further and apply it to my own personal experience yesterday.

Yesterday was basically attending an Importer and Exporter meeting in my capacity of being a Director of a Cold Storage Company (beware darlings, you pissed me off, I shall set you in the freezer and let you freeze to death!!)

We were duly informed by the ever so pleasing fellow from the Jabatan Agama Islam that as of this year, only restricted amount of turkey's will be allowed into Malaysia and it will be based on a qouta system and for my cold storage, they will only get 60 birds!!! I was like!! WTF you stupid idiots!!! 60!! I have single clients who have ordered more than 60 birds from me!!

We were further informed that all hotels would not be having Roast Turkey on the menu as it is not classified as Halal and therefore, there will be no longer any need to bring in such a huge quota of turkey in this year!!

Furthermore, certain lambs and beef from New Zealand are also banned from being brought into Malaysia as they do not comply with the Malaysian Halal Certification but we will bring in beef from Venezuela and Brazil instead, which led me to argue as to how certain we are that Venezuelan and Brazilian beef are halal or not? They replied that this is in complying with the Ministry Ruling and how they ascertain on the Halal certification is up to the Ministry!! If any leg of lambs or beef are found in our warehouse cold storage, the Agency will proceed to confiscate and burn it. Hmmm? Are we dealing with livestock's or illegal drugs?? Burning of lambs and beef...how Jewish can we be...think Jewish Temple Offerings!!

Such stupidity of Halal or none Halal?

Why are we so concerned over the issue of halal certification or not? If Muslims are so scared that it is not halal, don't eat it!!! It does not mean that you have to stop selling it for all the other people out there who are non Muslims!!!

I mean, turkey ham and beef bacon is a result of this people who wish to enjoy the idea of eating bacon and ham or rather the flavour of it and that is why they came up with such ideas but I tell you, ham is PORK and Bacon is PORK not turkey or beef!!!

The reasoning that the hotel's will not be serving turkey this Christmas in the Menu and therefore we can restrict the number of turkey coming in this year is a further reason to show of the backward mind of this mindless people!! If the hotel is not serving it, then people will have no choice but to buy it themselves from the cold storage and roast it themselves and therefore there still will be a demand for turkey's and limiting it to 60 per company is basically going to inflate the price of turkey in Malaysia!!!

So, darlings, if you wish to have Roast turkey in your menu, you better start calling your local cold storage and ask them to reserve it for you before its all gone.

In the meantime, this fly is going to indulge in a Pork Ham and Eggs sandwich!!

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Monday Blues Darling!! and more on Najib Tun Razak

Morning Darlings!!!

I really hate Mondays!! Don't you all?

Its the time of the week where I just basically curse the bloody inventor of the alarm clock!! Don't get me wrong! I adore the alarm clocks at other days of the week, but on Mondays!! I wish we didn't have the "convenience" or should I call it inconvenience in our lives!!!

So!! What was I doing last night that I couldn't wake up gracefully this morning, you might ask!!

Well!!! I graciously agreed to grace my presence at a very delightful dinner reception where I must admit, the bling bling in the room basically put the chandelier to shame, though, I have to admit some of them were basically "faux" like the Gucci handbags that I see some disjointed nosed ladies are carrying around town, trying to pass it off as real by disjointing their noses even more!!

Back to the dinner!!! There I might this most delightful fellow who was present at the UMNO convention that just ended and I must admit darlings that on T.V. it seems like a rather dull convention, with all the hurly burly about "Malay Culture and Malay Supremacy" that makes one wants to shout out and ask, "HELLO!!! There's other races in Malaysia or are we to be gradually assimilated by you guys like how the Borgs assimilate other life forms in the Star Trek series??" OOohh!! Yes I do indulge in the occasional Star Trek series but am not really a Trekkie fan....yet...!!!!

So, back to this charming git that I met last night, well, this fellow was filling me on some of the juicy details that's been going on around the convention floor that made me so tempted to apply for an observer pass for the next convention as it all sounded soo interesting!!

Among the topics we spoke of last night, Najib and our lame duck Prime Minister!!! Of course Khairy's name definitely crop up as it was linked to our Lame Duck Prime Minister, but we shall talk about Najib today as he seems to be a far more interesting topic, what with the Baginda case still on going. Most of the delegates around the convention was basically talking about the Abdul Razak Baginda scandal and of course Najib's friendship with Abdul Razak and it brought back stories of his alleged "caught in the act of adultery" with Zaina Zain in Port Dickson, which is actually a smokescreen!! Najib had indeed been caught with that actress, but not in Port Dickson but in a hotel in Kuala Lumpur. Najib’s special Branch officers had inserted the story of it being in Port Dickson in order to lay the ground for his alibi and it has now been conveniently covered up and the blame place on his underlings in the Army!!

Anyway, so many of us seems to think that he's the best option we have as Prime Minister!! Well, compared to the lame duck we are having, anyone would be far better!! However, we must bear in mind, he could also be a "wolf in sheep clothing" !!

With all the hoo haa of Hishamuddin and his Kris Kissing act in the Assembly, I was enlightened by that wonderful fellow of an act that Najib committed, that many of us here has forgotten, of which our Deputy Prime Minister did when he was then the Head of UMNO youth and that was when he, in 1987, as UMNO Youth Chief, Najib vociferously defended special Malay privileges in a fiery speech featuring the Malay Keris (dagger) and vowed to bathe the Keris with Chinese blood, shortly before the government launched a crackdown on extremist elements termed "Operation Lalang." At the same rally, banners were hoisted carrying phrases such as "revoke the citizenship of those who opposed the Malay rulers", "May 13 has begun" (referring to the May 13 Riots in 1969), and "soak it (the keris) with Chinese blood".

Soooo....this is our next Prime Minister?? I think I need to really speed up my application for my PR status to Luxembourg really soon!!

So darling...plying myself with endless glasses of champagne to boost my nearly failing view of our country after hearing such pathetic details of our Deputy Prime Minister, I woke up with a nasty hangover and a horrid ringing of the alarm clock and thus...my mood is blue!! Not only because its a Monday but we have another extremist as our Deputy Prime Minister!!!

Well Darlings, I think that's enough for now!! I need to have a little shut eye before I try to force some breakfast down my throat. Have a nice Monday if you can!!!

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Crab Culture

Hello Darlings,

Well, I must admit, had a rather interesting weekend!!

Being gloriously drunk on Friday night, I spent the whole day yesterday suffering from an intense hangover!! But rest assured I am well recovered now and was dutifully dolling out charity en largesse to the simple folks and I can't help seeing the mad rush scramble of the young kids for the dole that was being handed out.

Basically what they were doing were pulling other kids back in other to get to the front in order to receive the largesse that we were handing out!! Such utter stupidity that I was so tempted to stand up and shout "Stand in-line you stupid idiot!! and you'll all get a share!!", however, such a display is sooo unbecoming of me, so I just sat back and basically tossed the money to the air and let them have a mad scramble for it!!

Now, you might ask, what's with the story above? Fictional or truth? Well, the moral to the story is our Malaysian Bumiputera mentality darlings!!

The Crab Culture!!

Have any of you ever bought any crabs and placed it in a bucket before killing it? Have you ever seen how, if one crab tried to escape, the others will try will all their best to pull it down?

Well, that my dearest, is how Malaysian bumiputera's are!!

They are basically bunch of crabs!!

Unable to see someone being far more successful than the others, they pull each other down!!

Of course, this mentality allows the non-malays to become far more successful (as usual) and this ends up with the malays screaming at the non-malays for more equity and more equality!! Sigh!! and I am repeating myself again, its a vicious cycle isn't it darling!!

Now, of course, in light of this, we have this condemnation of Tun M's son, Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir, for stating that the Prime Minister's speech basically lacks nothing in stature and new policies!!

I agree with Datuk M.M, the speech of our PM was basically as dull as dishwater and I couldn't help but fall asleep when I listened to it!! Oh!! How I miss the old days when drama, tears and insults was thrown at the delegates by our beloved Dr. M!!

Well, I call this syndrome, the sour grape syndrome that Malaysian Politicians and in fact, MOST MALAYSIANS seems to suffer from!!!

We can't openly criticise others or else, they would become a bunch of sour grapes and impose censure on us, but at the same time, they are of course ever so allowed to shoot out all forms of criticism at us!! Ahh!! That's "Malaysia Boleh" for you!!

Anyway, darlings, feel free to add you input on this matter, as for me, the pool beckons and I have to shed this few unsightly pounds I gained from the BBQ lunch this afternoon!!

So, have a good evening darlings and till later....

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Muhammad Taib as Senator?? You got to be crazy!!

Hello again Darlings,

My my, A very busy day!!

Was talking to my old dear friend Lim Kit Siang and read his blog posting of the old Menteri Besar of Selangor, that old sleaze ball, being appointed a Senator and I was like, "Whoa!! What the F@ck!!!"

This is the guy who if anyone of you darlings could recall, was "caught in the act of adultery" with the daughter of the Late Sultan of Selangor when he was the Menteri Besar of the State, talk about abuse of position!!

Of course, being "caught in the act" he had no choice but to walk down the aisle with her but being a sleaze ball, wandering eyes and such, he eventualy divorced her and paid a whooping RM16 million settlement. Did anyone ever bothered to ask where did that money come from?

Old Mr. Lim of course raise up a few issues apart from that money, you know, the house at the Gold Coast, that cost RM 2 Million, the Ranch in Queensland that cost RM5 million (hmmm...I wonder if that's a "stud" ranch) and the RM 2.4 million cash that he was caught falsely declaring when he brought it into Australia, which he was acquited, of course, but which led to his resignation as Menteri Besar of Selangor!

Now, when he resigned, his statement on his resignation was that he wanted to set an example of the “new culture of accountability” as in Japan and South Korea where government and political leaders resign their various posts if involved in scandals of corruption, gross negligence or incompetence. as per dear old Lim Kit Siang's blog.

So, my darlings, he clearly stated that he is involved in a scandal of corruption and such as stated above, yet now, 10 years later after his resignation, he is appointed as a Senator which eventually might lead into a cabinet post in the Cabinet of the Prime Minister!!

How can such a man, who is clearly for all to see, not only is a womaniser but is also an extremely corrupted politician be allowed to become a member of our Dewan Negara and calls himself a Senator???

This, my dear darlings, is a case of how our "Malaysia Boleh" mentality is working at its fullest!!

It shows that in Malaysia we "boleh" become a Senator or position of high authority even if we are known to have led a colourful life!!!

This show's that our dear Prime Minster is really not following what he raised up just two days ago at the UMNO assembly!!! Fight against corruption indeed!!

Oooohh!! I am so "proud" to be a Malaysian!!

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Murder - Malaysia Boleh!!

Hellooo Darlings,

Well, lets see what's in the news today!! "Wife Maintains Husband Innocent and he has been framed!!"........"He is a good man. He is not the Prime Minister of this country. He doesn’t want to be one."

Interesting statement don't you think so?

I do have to agree with Anon that one should look into this murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu. Lets not talk about the deceased, besides, its not right to speak ill of the dead!! Don't you agree? We know what she is and who she is, so lets leave it at that!!

But the living!! Ahhhh..now, that is a different story all together.

Now, lets look at Abdul Razak Baginda, the man charged for abetting the cops. A very interesting character, a high profiled political analyst mind you, with close ties with the Deputy Prime Minister who is also the Defence Minister Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!

Najib even wrote the forward to "Malaysia and the Islamic World" a book edited by Baginda and published in 2004. For more than a decade Baginda has been the executive director of the Malaysia Strategic Research Institute, which is technically a private think-tank but has close connections to the Malaysian armed forces and the United Malays National Organisation, the largest party in the ruling coalition.

Now, the wife of Abdul Razak Baginda claims that her husband is framed and he's absolutely innocent and gives us a clue there, that her husband is not the Prime Minister nor wishes to be one.

Lets see...who wants to be the Prime Minister? hmmmmm surely you're not that dense!! of course the Deputy Prime Minister, Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!

Who is the Defense Minister and therefore has the authority to issue the explosives or have the authority to order his underlings (the armed forces and the police force is under the Defense Minister jurisdiction) to issue the explosives used in the Murder? Why its none other than Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!!

Do I have to drawn the lines for you? I'm sure you can connect the dots yourself darlings!! In case you are really that dense, here's a few clues for the "connect the dots and you'll get the full picture" game!!

Close aides = good friends for want of better term of words!

When it come to pretty girls, Najib does have a wandering eye!

So, what's the possibility darlings, that Najib might have had an affair with the deceased and then passed her off to his "good friend"?

What's the possibility darlings, that she has something on Najib and therefore his "good friend" was asked to settle the "problem" and the money paid to her initially, is not enough? Therefore she came back for more and the two of them decided to just eliminate her?

Interesting possibilities don't you think so? Well that's the speculation that been going around in the coffee shop and 5 stars restaurants all around the country!!

So, there you go, lets pray that a thorough investigation in the case will really happen and it will not be just a cover up like the previous case our Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak was in...you know...marrying someone on contract and then getting his armed forces official to take the blame of khalwat?....well..that's another story anyway!!!

Of course some rumours that its Khairy the son in law of the PM who is trying to destroy Najib's succession plan!! Don't think that's possible, he's far too young!! If he wants to destroy any one'succession plan, its Hishamuddin that he would destroy as he's in competition with Hisham for the throne and not with Najib!!

So, hope that pleases your kayponess Anon!!

Promise that I will update more if I hear anything more on this matter!!

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Hello Gorgeous...DAMN You're GAY!!!

Hello Darlings!!

Early lunch today and definitely all paid for by a really great hunk of a man that I've known for a while.

So imagine my stupefied reaction to discover that he's actually GAY and he introduced me to his boyfriend!!

Ooo La La!!

What is this world turning into??!!!

It makes one wonder, are the female species so boring that most guys nowadays either resort to foreign ladies (look at the number of night spots with china gals and Filipino gals mushrooming around town) or they turn out gay?

Or maybe the local female species are just too repulsive for the guys to consider that they have resorted to the male company instead??!!!

Who is to blame for this sudden spurt of gay man around town? I mean, the chances of going to a club, seeing a great looking guy doing wonderful dance moves and before any female could actually approach him, he turns around and kiss his male companion is so plausible nowadays!!

Do guys suffer from some secret phobia of the female species? Or is there some extremely nasty experience of the female species in their lives that makes them resort to homosexuality?

Is it Genetic? Culture? Religion (hmmm...over zealous religious upbringing?? sexual abuse by the priest? altar servers kinky gatherings? oops..my mind is wandering) Why? Why do gay man turn out to be gay man (if you're a lesbian, then switch the term accordingly) ??!!

So, to the male readers out there in blogland...are you gay?? to the female readers...why? why are the boys turning gay? Is there something wrong with the female species?? Over domineering mother's perhaps? Pressure on the children by their parents? Being compared to their older siblings in their performance (am talking of non-sexual performance..you know education, sporting ability etc etc etc)

Anyway darlings, gay man are absolutely adorable friends, they never fail to make you laugh and one can really have a great time with them, non sexual fun that is!!

Sooo....anyone who knows the answer, do tell me....so have a good afternoon and ciao for now....buzz buzz