Darlings!!
Gong Xi Fa Cai to all my dear chinese readers!!!
So, how was my Chinese New Year been like? Well, for starters, this wonderful year of the Pig has started off wonderfully with a dish of pork leg being served for the Chinese New Year dinner!! Ahh!! Pork, the most wonderful creature created by God!!! I pity the jewish and muslim brothers who are deprived of this wonderful creature!! I pity even more the converts who converted and having tasted the most tastiest bacon and ham and pork liver now have to rely on half half substitute and try their best to convince others and most importantly themselves that its just as good but its all just an illusion to fool yourself darlings!! Nothing beat the real thing!!
Food and of course drinks aside, it was a wonderful time, the temporary once a year casino basically mushroomed all over and fortunes were made and lost at this tables!! Meeting old friends and making new one's gossiping over a few glasses of whisky or was that bottle and most importantly just having the greatest fun of one's life!!
However, all this festivities and merriment was brought to a sudden standstill on the 3rd day of Chinese New Year with the dawn of Lent, or Ash Wednesday. This year, it really felt like I have taken part in some Mardi Gras revelry with the fun and food suddenly stop at midnight and everyone decided to fast and pray for one day and resumed the normal activities associated with Chinese New Year on Thursday!!
So, yes, Lent has stared, officially that is, but for the Chinese Christians, it will formally sink in after Chap Goh Mei as we are still cavorting around, drinking, gambling and eating like nobody's business!! So, we wouldn't have the mandatory 40 days of Lent, but rather, something slightly shorter but at least we are making an effort to try and make a difference for Lent!
So, what am I planning to give up for Lent? Well, lets see, alcohol and ciggies!! That seems to be most apropos!! Shall have my last drink and final puff as the clock strikes midnight on Monday!!
Anyway, Darlings!! will keep you posted if I am able to maintain my Lenten fast or not!! (I know I should try to give up gossiping and writing trash!! but alas!! its impossible darling!!)
Till then...
muah muah
buzz buzz
Friday, January 11, 2008
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Another Lazy Monday
Hello Darlings!!!
What can I say, the weekend was rather borring to the core, but at last I managed to spot the Prime Minister at the Launch and Inauguration of the Visit Malaysia Year 2007 and the Eye on Malaysia. Speaking of the Eye, what the fuck does our country thinks its doing? What is the purpose of the Eye? Badawi going megalomaniac and thinks he can't ape London's eye also? Is this a touch of his Predecessor here I see?
Anyway, why Launch Visit Malaysia Year a week later? Well, it seems that the Islamist faction in our country was thinking that it was bloody inappropriate to Celebrate and Launch it on New Years Eve as it happens to coincide with Hari Raya Haji / Korban and thus it should be a solemn day and thus the lack lustre celebrations to the start of the New Year. Heck!! I think if the Islamist have their way, we would celebrate the New Year during Awal Muharram instead!!! Speaking of Hari Raya Haji / Korban, Islamist last year offered the ultimate Sacrifice to Allah in the form of Saddam Hussein? Strange and Ironic isn't it, when we reflect back that Hari Raya Haji /Korban has its roots with the attempted Sacrifice of Issac or in the Islamist Case Ishmael by Abraham, in the ancient land that we now know as Iraq and what do we have Centuries later? In the very same land, the Islamist sacrificed their own people, Saddam Hussein on the Feast of Hari Raya Haji...pity there was no Saving Lamb to save him.
Back to the Launch of Visit Malaysia Year, why was our Prime Minister having his holiday outside of Malaysia during Visit Malaysia Year? Should not he instead be somewhere in Sabah or Pangkor or somewhere IN MALAYSIA and not overseas?? You wish to encourage tourism and encourage people to visit your Country and yet you go overseas to have your holidays!! What cock is this? Leadership by example man!! Besides, what would the Tourist have to say, when the Prime Minister himself don't visit his own Country when he goes for a vacation!!!
Well, most likely he has to go out of Malaysia to deposit the huge amount of money that he received during Hari Raya Aidil Firtri in November into his foreign bank account!!
Anyway, I wrote a few lines in my last posting on the Molotov cocktail bomb at the residence of Dato Seri William Mawan, well, a little tidbit to it, its done by some gangsters towards his son who has been pushing his influence too much and got on people's nerve..now..why can't we do that to Khairy? Bomb him not with Molotov Cocktail but rather do an Allantuya on him!!!
Anyway, Darlings!! I'm off to my lunch date and hopefully would be able to dig up more dirt for your reading pleasure.
So stay tuned and stay healthy and for you ladies out there, if your skin is sagging, I encourage you go Botox!!!
buzz buzz
What can I say, the weekend was rather borring to the core, but at last I managed to spot the Prime Minister at the Launch and Inauguration of the Visit Malaysia Year 2007 and the Eye on Malaysia. Speaking of the Eye, what the fuck does our country thinks its doing? What is the purpose of the Eye? Badawi going megalomaniac and thinks he can't ape London's eye also? Is this a touch of his Predecessor here I see?
Anyway, why Launch Visit Malaysia Year a week later? Well, it seems that the Islamist faction in our country was thinking that it was bloody inappropriate to Celebrate and Launch it on New Years Eve as it happens to coincide with Hari Raya Haji / Korban and thus it should be a solemn day and thus the lack lustre celebrations to the start of the New Year. Heck!! I think if the Islamist have their way, we would celebrate the New Year during Awal Muharram instead!!! Speaking of Hari Raya Haji / Korban, Islamist last year offered the ultimate Sacrifice to Allah in the form of Saddam Hussein? Strange and Ironic isn't it, when we reflect back that Hari Raya Haji /Korban has its roots with the attempted Sacrifice of Issac or in the Islamist Case Ishmael by Abraham, in the ancient land that we now know as Iraq and what do we have Centuries later? In the very same land, the Islamist sacrificed their own people, Saddam Hussein on the Feast of Hari Raya Haji...pity there was no Saving Lamb to save him.
Back to the Launch of Visit Malaysia Year, why was our Prime Minister having his holiday outside of Malaysia during Visit Malaysia Year? Should not he instead be somewhere in Sabah or Pangkor or somewhere IN MALAYSIA and not overseas?? You wish to encourage tourism and encourage people to visit your Country and yet you go overseas to have your holidays!! What cock is this? Leadership by example man!! Besides, what would the Tourist have to say, when the Prime Minister himself don't visit his own Country when he goes for a vacation!!!
Well, most likely he has to go out of Malaysia to deposit the huge amount of money that he received during Hari Raya Aidil Firtri in November into his foreign bank account!!
Anyway, I wrote a few lines in my last posting on the Molotov cocktail bomb at the residence of Dato Seri William Mawan, well, a little tidbit to it, its done by some gangsters towards his son who has been pushing his influence too much and got on people's nerve..now..why can't we do that to Khairy? Bomb him not with Molotov Cocktail but rather do an Allantuya on him!!!
Anyway, Darlings!! I'm off to my lunch date and hopefully would be able to dig up more dirt for your reading pleasure.
So stay tuned and stay healthy and for you ladies out there, if your skin is sagging, I encourage you go Botox!!!
buzz buzz
Sunday, January 6, 2008
What's with Our Flooded Country?
Darlings!!!
Forgive me for the extremely lack of updates this past few days but I just can't seem to drag myself out of bed and its not because there was something warm and cuddly to keep me there, but rather the bloody weather with its intermittent rain has somehow screwed up my far too already well screwed body clock that the idea of just lying in and enjoy the cool rainy morning in the comfort of one's bed is just far too tempting a thought!!!
Far from me to say that the weather system is rather screwed up as I personally prefer the rain to hot, humid days and I must stress, I DO NOT mind hot, humid sex, but days...yes!!!
However, enough about the rain, I guess its far better than waking up to frost though I am certain that a lot of people might choose to disagree with me on that!!!
To our original topic and that is the flood situation in Johor!!! Now, I might not be as well educated as some people, heck in fact, I'm downright stupid, but to my knowledge, there has yet in my minute brain any recollection of a flood situation hitting the same place twice in a month until the incident in Johor. Personally, I hardly hear of Johor ever being flooded!!!
Normally we would equate flooding with the East Coast States but never the Southern Region!! Drought and water shortage, yeah, that's normal, but flood?
Has the weather system and pattern shifted so much that we actually might be experiencing a White Christmas 20 years down the road? If you consider the shift pattern that is, flooding usually occur on the northern East Coast States of Malaysia but now it seems to have shifted further south, what's the probability that in 20 years time, the weather pattern would shift further south and thus we would wake up to snow and frost? Wishful thinking you might say..but then again....
Anyway, flood asides, we here in Sarawak are facing a flood of another kind, especially this weekend, with a sudden increase of tourist congregating for the Wedding of the Year, the wedding of the Eldest Daughter of the Deputy Chief Minister to an International Financier, or what we would call in Malaysia, "Along" of Lebanese Origin, and for those purant out there, he's Lebanese Catholic and Not Muslim and for those Muslim Radicals, don't get your hopes high, the Deputy Chief Minister's daughter is Marrying a Lebanese Catholic and not a Muslim and thus she's not converting..so ever so sorry to disappoint you on that matter.
I guess the Deputy Chief Minister and Wife, the Senator Empiang, (and not she does not look anyway as hot as Amadila of Naboo, in fact none of the female Senators of Malaysia are worth looking at, unless you are into dried old ginger look!!!) is relieved that their eldest daughter has finally settled down with someone who is far stable and more mature than her previous ex boyfriends. I recall with horror the previous boyfriend, who we always suspected swing both ways!! the Horrendous "Metro sexual" Sasha of Germany!! Eugh!! Flamboyant as ever!! I do hope he's not going to attend the wedding...then again..he might be the Maid of Honour for all I know!!!
So, Kuching will expect a sudden influx of French Speaking Lebanese, Beer bellied Australians, Charming Italians and boring British with the occasional Singaporean, West Malaysians and Thais thrown in for fun!!
The wedding, which will be a 3 days event will begin on Friday with a simple Church blessing followed by a cocktail luncheon and an Iban Wedding in the evening and the Finale is the Grand Wedding Dinner where invitations are so coveted but there's only 1000 issued and soo many wannabe's in Kuching will just have to cry their eyes out that they are not considered important enough to be invited to the Grand Wedding!! As for me? My dress is ready, my invitations at hand and my gifts has been delivered to the charming and delightful bridge and groom. (now..if she did marry Sasha the German instead of Guy the Levant, I could have said, the ever pretty and gorgeous bride and groom as Sahsa the German can be considered quite pretty!!!)
So darlings!! Will update you on the wedding when I return from the long weekend of champagne and whisky on the rocks!!!! Take care and muah muah!!
Buzz Buzz
Forgive me for the extremely lack of updates this past few days but I just can't seem to drag myself out of bed and its not because there was something warm and cuddly to keep me there, but rather the bloody weather with its intermittent rain has somehow screwed up my far too already well screwed body clock that the idea of just lying in and enjoy the cool rainy morning in the comfort of one's bed is just far too tempting a thought!!!
Far from me to say that the weather system is rather screwed up as I personally prefer the rain to hot, humid days and I must stress, I DO NOT mind hot, humid sex, but days...yes!!!
However, enough about the rain, I guess its far better than waking up to frost though I am certain that a lot of people might choose to disagree with me on that!!!
To our original topic and that is the flood situation in Johor!!! Now, I might not be as well educated as some people, heck in fact, I'm downright stupid, but to my knowledge, there has yet in my minute brain any recollection of a flood situation hitting the same place twice in a month until the incident in Johor. Personally, I hardly hear of Johor ever being flooded!!!
Normally we would equate flooding with the East Coast States but never the Southern Region!! Drought and water shortage, yeah, that's normal, but flood?
Has the weather system and pattern shifted so much that we actually might be experiencing a White Christmas 20 years down the road? If you consider the shift pattern that is, flooding usually occur on the northern East Coast States of Malaysia but now it seems to have shifted further south, what's the probability that in 20 years time, the weather pattern would shift further south and thus we would wake up to snow and frost? Wishful thinking you might say..but then again....
Anyway, flood asides, we here in Sarawak are facing a flood of another kind, especially this weekend, with a sudden increase of tourist congregating for the Wedding of the Year, the wedding of the Eldest Daughter of the Deputy Chief Minister to an International Financier, or what we would call in Malaysia, "Along" of Lebanese Origin, and for those purant out there, he's Lebanese Catholic and Not Muslim and for those Muslim Radicals, don't get your hopes high, the Deputy Chief Minister's daughter is Marrying a Lebanese Catholic and not a Muslim and thus she's not converting..so ever so sorry to disappoint you on that matter.
I guess the Deputy Chief Minister and Wife, the Senator Empiang, (and not she does not look anyway as hot as Amadila of Naboo, in fact none of the female Senators of Malaysia are worth looking at, unless you are into dried old ginger look!!!) is relieved that their eldest daughter has finally settled down with someone who is far stable and more mature than her previous ex boyfriends. I recall with horror the previous boyfriend, who we always suspected swing both ways!! the Horrendous "Metro sexual" Sasha of Germany!! Eugh!! Flamboyant as ever!! I do hope he's not going to attend the wedding...then again..he might be the Maid of Honour for all I know!!!
So, Kuching will expect a sudden influx of French Speaking Lebanese, Beer bellied Australians, Charming Italians and boring British with the occasional Singaporean, West Malaysians and Thais thrown in for fun!!
The wedding, which will be a 3 days event will begin on Friday with a simple Church blessing followed by a cocktail luncheon and an Iban Wedding in the evening and the Finale is the Grand Wedding Dinner where invitations are so coveted but there's only 1000 issued and soo many wannabe's in Kuching will just have to cry their eyes out that they are not considered important enough to be invited to the Grand Wedding!! As for me? My dress is ready, my invitations at hand and my gifts has been delivered to the charming and delightful bridge and groom. (now..if she did marry Sasha the German instead of Guy the Levant, I could have said, the ever pretty and gorgeous bride and groom as Sahsa the German can be considered quite pretty!!!)
So darlings!! Will update you on the wedding when I return from the long weekend of champagne and whisky on the rocks!!!! Take care and muah muah!!
Buzz Buzz
Friday, January 4, 2008
Happy New Year
Hello Darlings!!!!!
Its been ages!!! Having recovered from the glorious hangover from the Christmas celebration and the New Year Parties, I decided to write a line or two to inform you all that I am very much alive and doing quite well.
Nothing much in the gossip world today as everyone seems to be on leave. I do wonder where is the foggy old Prime Minister hiding now? Ran off to check on the yacht that is not his?
Thank you also for all the wonderful Christmas and New Year Greetings that I have received and thank you also to darling Cocka....I owe you a lap dance darling!!!
Well, what shall I talk about today?
This wet weather is making me extremely lazy and all I can think of is snuggling up in my cozy bed and sleep it off!!! Wake me up when the sun shines again!!!
Anyway, have any of you realised that they are people running around town, supposedly disguised as your best friend and are actually speaking evil about you? Well!!! I know I do that sometimes, but this time, I'm talking about those who are speaking evil that is basically fictional!!
I came across some information that a certain someone has been saying about MOI!! and to my utter horror, this person is has been living in either a delusional world or he's purposely passing wrong information about me!!! Of course, it could be possible that there are other parties involved who is feeding him wrong information and he got the wondrous story all wrong!!
I have this strong urge to correct that person as to his mistake and to make him realise as to the fallacy of his comments but I think I have something better up my sleeve where I can hurt him more as I have the ability to hurt others more than they can believe and the best part, the do not suspect its me!!! yes!!! the power of the fly!!!!
Anyway, darlings, a personal rant on this new year as to those irritating people who basically has nothing better to do with their time but spreading the wrong gossips!! (hoo boy!! look who is talking but at least my gossip has relevance!!)
Anyway, am looking forward to the weekend where I can indulge in my past time of sleep drink and listen to gossip, its been really booorrrrinnng!!!! Come back you stupid politicians and create some gossip!!
Speaking of politicians, I wonder why was The State Minister of Urbanisation's Datuk W. M's house was attacked with Molotov Cocktail a few days back? Was he flirting with someones wife? His son's owing someone money again? Or his wife, Datin J. S. been shoplifting from the goldsmith again?? Should dig more into that story!!!
Till later Darlings!!!
buzz buzz
Its been ages!!! Having recovered from the glorious hangover from the Christmas celebration and the New Year Parties, I decided to write a line or two to inform you all that I am very much alive and doing quite well.
Nothing much in the gossip world today as everyone seems to be on leave. I do wonder where is the foggy old Prime Minister hiding now? Ran off to check on the yacht that is not his?
Thank you also for all the wonderful Christmas and New Year Greetings that I have received and thank you also to darling Cocka....I owe you a lap dance darling!!!
Well, what shall I talk about today?
This wet weather is making me extremely lazy and all I can think of is snuggling up in my cozy bed and sleep it off!!! Wake me up when the sun shines again!!!
Anyway, have any of you realised that they are people running around town, supposedly disguised as your best friend and are actually speaking evil about you? Well!!! I know I do that sometimes, but this time, I'm talking about those who are speaking evil that is basically fictional!!
I came across some information that a certain someone has been saying about MOI!! and to my utter horror, this person is has been living in either a delusional world or he's purposely passing wrong information about me!!! Of course, it could be possible that there are other parties involved who is feeding him wrong information and he got the wondrous story all wrong!!
I have this strong urge to correct that person as to his mistake and to make him realise as to the fallacy of his comments but I think I have something better up my sleeve where I can hurt him more as I have the ability to hurt others more than they can believe and the best part, the do not suspect its me!!! yes!!! the power of the fly!!!!
Anyway, darlings, a personal rant on this new year as to those irritating people who basically has nothing better to do with their time but spreading the wrong gossips!! (hoo boy!! look who is talking but at least my gossip has relevance!!)
Anyway, am looking forward to the weekend where I can indulge in my past time of sleep drink and listen to gossip, its been really booorrrrinnng!!!! Come back you stupid politicians and create some gossip!!
Speaking of politicians, I wonder why was The State Minister of Urbanisation's Datuk W. M's house was attacked with Molotov Cocktail a few days back? Was he flirting with someones wife? His son's owing someone money again? Or his wife, Datin J. S. been shoplifting from the goldsmith again?? Should dig more into that story!!!
Till later Darlings!!!
buzz buzz
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Two more weeks to Christmas!!!
Darlings!!!
Goodness!! I realised that since my last rant, its been a long time since I wrote anything in this blog!!!!
Must confess!! Have been extremely busy and caught up with my work plus the facts that one has to prepare for Christmas, the shopping, the decorations, the preparations, all done by my ever gracious maid of course, but definitely under my strict direction and supervision!!!
Realising that Christmas is only two weeks to go, It dawned upon me that the 2007 will be here in three weeks time!! Horrors!!!!! Another year has gone by and I need to get some botox injections and liposuction in a few more years time!!! Sigh!! How Cruel the ravish of time does to one's lovely beauty!!! God's mockery on human, that he places a Used By dates on all of us!!! Of course, some of us, reached the Used By dates faster that others and I must confess, I am blessed to be one of those whose Used By dates are still a long way to go!!!!
I mean, I have come across some 40 plus ladies in my circle who are basically so well preserved like the sour plums we get during Chinese New Year, you know, those sour, wrinkly, bitter preserved plums and this ladies are basically like that, Sour to the Core, wrinkly and Bitter in their outlook (maybe its because they are shrivelled and dried up) but I must thank God that I am blessed with excellent constitution and looks that I have yet to shrivel and dry up!!! (of course when I reach that point, out comes the credit card and off to Switzerland darling to fix it up and for drying up?? Lubes darling!! there's always lubes!!!)
I have been thinking, what have I done for the year 2006, did I keep my New Years resolution or did it get thrown out with the trash along with the discarded New Year's Eve party decoration? I know the first resolution was a joke and I now wondered why I added that one in, it states, Do not Drink till you're drunk or indulge in the occasional social drugs!!! Whoopie!!! at 12:13AM , Jan 1, 2006, I was downing a whole bottle of champagne and sharing a divine joint with my partner in crime at the dance floor of the Party!!!! The party has not yet ended and I already broke my first resolution!!!
Therefore, this time round, I would not make any single resolution!!! I find that its all crap and impose a code into one's life that basically makes one bitter, sour and resentful of other's who are enjoying life far more than they are!!! So!! No way am I making any resolution but rather, I would live my life to the fullest, enjoy life as it is, party like mad, drink like a fish and repent at leisure!!!
Compared to some of the ladies that I know, who try their best to be the ever Ms. Perfect, they are bordering on turning into the Stepford Wives in their outlook, I just have to brag that I have a far more exciting life than they lead and I must confess, they are always so envious of the fun and crazy life that I have!!! I know that as soon as I am gone from the occasional tete a tete with them, the claws are unsheathed and this ladies, in their false facade starts their gossips and then proceed to call me a gossiper and scandal monger when in actually fact, darlings!! They are far worse!!! But of course, its always easy to see the splinter in other's people's eyes!!!! Worse if they think that they are always right and that they are always perfect!!
I mean, if they are perfect, I wonder, hmm, why did your daughter run away darling? I heard she's now married to a hobo? No? I say, didn't your husband had a first wife? I thought you were very picky of the type of guy you would marry? Hmmm!!! Your husband is having an affair and thus, stop condemning others that we are not taking care of our own husband's or wives when basically your own hubby is watering other people's garden!!!
My own statement to this people who has soo much to say is this, simple and straightforward, before you see fit to judge and condemn others, look at your own backyard!!! Is it full of weeds? So, I hope that this upcoming year darlings, you all can rot in hell for all I care, but actually, I do care for you ladies and I hope that you would all improve yourself and recognise that you are human and therefore prone to mistakes and failures darling!!!
So, I fear that this might be my last post for the year!! With all the madcap parties and celebrations, I do not think I would have the energy or the time to sit in front of my laptop, unless its darling Cocka who is sitting on my lap, typing my dictations!!!! That is a true laptop!!!
So, a Very Merry Christmas Darling and a Happy New Year!!!
May you have a pleasant time and a great year ahead darlings!!!
buzz buzz
Goodness!! I realised that since my last rant, its been a long time since I wrote anything in this blog!!!!
Must confess!! Have been extremely busy and caught up with my work plus the facts that one has to prepare for Christmas, the shopping, the decorations, the preparations, all done by my ever gracious maid of course, but definitely under my strict direction and supervision!!!
Realising that Christmas is only two weeks to go, It dawned upon me that the 2007 will be here in three weeks time!! Horrors!!!!! Another year has gone by and I need to get some botox injections and liposuction in a few more years time!!! Sigh!! How Cruel the ravish of time does to one's lovely beauty!!! God's mockery on human, that he places a Used By dates on all of us!!! Of course, some of us, reached the Used By dates faster that others and I must confess, I am blessed to be one of those whose Used By dates are still a long way to go!!!!
I mean, I have come across some 40 plus ladies in my circle who are basically so well preserved like the sour plums we get during Chinese New Year, you know, those sour, wrinkly, bitter preserved plums and this ladies are basically like that, Sour to the Core, wrinkly and Bitter in their outlook (maybe its because they are shrivelled and dried up) but I must thank God that I am blessed with excellent constitution and looks that I have yet to shrivel and dry up!!! (of course when I reach that point, out comes the credit card and off to Switzerland darling to fix it up and for drying up?? Lubes darling!! there's always lubes!!!)
I have been thinking, what have I done for the year 2006, did I keep my New Years resolution or did it get thrown out with the trash along with the discarded New Year's Eve party decoration? I know the first resolution was a joke and I now wondered why I added that one in, it states, Do not Drink till you're drunk or indulge in the occasional social drugs!!! Whoopie!!! at 12:13AM , Jan 1, 2006, I was downing a whole bottle of champagne and sharing a divine joint with my partner in crime at the dance floor of the Party!!!! The party has not yet ended and I already broke my first resolution!!!
Therefore, this time round, I would not make any single resolution!!! I find that its all crap and impose a code into one's life that basically makes one bitter, sour and resentful of other's who are enjoying life far more than they are!!! So!! No way am I making any resolution but rather, I would live my life to the fullest, enjoy life as it is, party like mad, drink like a fish and repent at leisure!!!
Compared to some of the ladies that I know, who try their best to be the ever Ms. Perfect, they are bordering on turning into the Stepford Wives in their outlook, I just have to brag that I have a far more exciting life than they lead and I must confess, they are always so envious of the fun and crazy life that I have!!! I know that as soon as I am gone from the occasional tete a tete with them, the claws are unsheathed and this ladies, in their false facade starts their gossips and then proceed to call me a gossiper and scandal monger when in actually fact, darlings!! They are far worse!!! But of course, its always easy to see the splinter in other's people's eyes!!!! Worse if they think that they are always right and that they are always perfect!!
I mean, if they are perfect, I wonder, hmm, why did your daughter run away darling? I heard she's now married to a hobo? No? I say, didn't your husband had a first wife? I thought you were very picky of the type of guy you would marry? Hmmm!!! Your husband is having an affair and thus, stop condemning others that we are not taking care of our own husband's or wives when basically your own hubby is watering other people's garden!!!
My own statement to this people who has soo much to say is this, simple and straightforward, before you see fit to judge and condemn others, look at your own backyard!!! Is it full of weeds? So, I hope that this upcoming year darlings, you all can rot in hell for all I care, but actually, I do care for you ladies and I hope that you would all improve yourself and recognise that you are human and therefore prone to mistakes and failures darling!!!
So, I fear that this might be my last post for the year!! With all the madcap parties and celebrations, I do not think I would have the energy or the time to sit in front of my laptop, unless its darling Cocka who is sitting on my lap, typing my dictations!!!! That is a true laptop!!!
So, a Very Merry Christmas Darling and a Happy New Year!!!
May you have a pleasant time and a great year ahead darlings!!!
buzz buzz
Friday, November 30, 2007
Rainforest World Music Festival Sarawak or World Music Festival Penang?
Darlings!!!
There seems to be some confusion as to the venue of the next year's Rainforest World Music Festival!!!
First we have the Penang State Tourism Committee chairman Teng Chang Yeow saying that "Penang will play host to the World Music Festival (WMF) in July next year, in conjunction with Visit Malaysia Year 2007 (VMY07)." as in this Bernama Article .
Going through the Ministry of Tourism Official Website it states that the event will be held in Sarawak on the 13th till the 15th of July and in Penang from the 20th till the 22nd of July, or the week later!!!
Following the announcement by the Penang State Tourism Committee Chairman, the CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, the Main Organiser of the Rainforest World Music Festival for the last 9 years issued a press release that states that "The Rainforest World Music Festival is unique to Sarawak and should not be held elsewhere." as stated in the News Straits Times on Tuesday.
Below is an email forwarded to me by dear Datuk Seri Utama Dr Rais Yatim, Malaysian Minister of Culture, Arts and Heritage with regards to an email that he received from a disgruntled fan of the festival and I will let the email do the talking with my comments in italics.
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To the Ministry of Tourism Office, CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, YB Minister of Culture Arts and Heritage,
I tried calling the Ministry of Tourism office earlier at +60326937111, but unfortunately after being passed around and being placed on hold a few times, when I was finally connected to someone, the other side was not able to hear me due to buzzing sound on the telephone and I realised that it would be clearer if I phrase my questions via email and hope that you will be able to help me. (What else is new, never try to call any Government office, they will pass you around till you give up hope!!)
I have received emails regarding the Rainforest World Music Festival 2007, which is next year and from what I have gathered, its being held in Penang? however, when I visited your website, it states that its being held in both Kuching (the original place and of which I have been going for the past 6 years without fail, due not only to the music but also the Sarawak lifestyle, beauty and culture and the people that makes the festival different than any other's in the Music festival arena that I have attended) (True true, the alcohol that flows like rivers, the scantily clad bikini ladies, the gyrating of pure passion, sexy bodies all around, dancing, sweaty, steamy, basically an orgasmic delight which is a NO NO in other States in Malaysia...by the way Darlings, this festival has been going on for 9 years, people dress scantily, dances seductively but I have never ever heard of a story of anyone getting molested or raped!! Further proof that its not the ladies dressing that causes rape but stupid people with stupid mentality!! Sexually deprived animals!!)
le.cTherefore, Most Right Honourable Minister, as the Minister of Culture, Arts and Heritage, should not the Music Festival be preserved solely at the place of conception and such stealing of ideas and performers be stopped? (hear hear Datuk Seri!! You must do something about this darling!!)
Mdm CEO, I support your press release and I hope that the festival next year will be a great success and will definitely be back in Sarawak. (I agree Mdm CEO!! Speak out your rights as the Patron of the Festival!!)
My question here therefore, is based on the information that is being portrayed in your website http://www.virtualmalaysia.com/our_malaysia/vmy2007/mta/index.cfm that states that the event is held a week later also in Penang. Now this is not only confusing but is it not also creating friction between two States in Malaysia, (isn't that the idea? National Disunity!! First we get the Malays to argue with the Chinese, then we get the States to argue with each other!!!) namely, the Rainforest Festival has always been a Sarawak product, uniquely created by Sarawak Tourism Board to attract not only tourist like me, but locals. However, now I heard that your office is also planning to hold it in Penang? Are you trying to "steal" the tourist who plans to visit Sarawak to Penang instead? This is very confusing? (Yes Darling!! Piracy on the South China Sea!!!)
Browsing through the newspaper reports on this past days, I came upon this article that the CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, the original organiser of the event for the past 9 years state and of which I will let you read for yourself at this link http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/nst/Tuesday/National/20061128083010/Article/local1_html
So, where is this event being held is my question? In both Sarawak and Penang? If its to be held in both States, I would like to know, why is done so? (I agree darling!! We all would love to know why!!!) Why are you stealing the event that is created and nurtured by Sarawak Tourism Board for the past nine years and now that it is a success and recognised internationally, its being hijacked to another state? (yup!! I agree on that also!! Piracy and maybe jealousy?) Why are the Malaysian Tourism Board and Ministry, spending good money of the people TWICE when it could be put to better use or given to Sarawak Tourism Board to make the 10th anniversary of the Festival next year an even greater success and thus boost more tourism not only to Malaysia but also to Sarawak? (isn't that what Malaysian's are famous for doing, spending money all the time till we're so broke that the rakyat suffer?) Or is not Sarawak part of Malaysia because its separated by the South China Sea and therefore the festival is being Hijacked and moved to Penang which is in Peninsular Malaysia and therefore a part of the True Malaysia? (Darling!! Sarawakian's are 3rd class citizens!! Didn't you know that? First class are malays, second class are Chinese and Indians and Sarawakian's are 3rd Class!!! Ever fill a form in West Malaysia, the category when it comes to race is only 3, 1 is Malay, 2 is Chinese or Indian and 3 is Others!! Ethnic Sarawakian's and Sabahan's are classified as Others!!!)
A proper clarification should be issued by your good office on this matter, as I am sure, that many tourist who make this festival our annual pilgrimage and reunion are very confused to what is truly going on.
So, is the festival being held in both states? Or is Penang holding one by themselves with different artist lineup? or are they using the same performers as the one in Sarawak, of which if they are, then its killing the festival, but if its a totally different line up, then I and I guess most tourist would love to go to Penang and attend the festival there also. (yes I agree!! Penang!! Hold your own festival lah!! Be more original!!! Organise and plan it yourself darlings!!! (no offense Lilian Dearest!!)
In point forms on matter that you should clarify on your website is:
1. Where is the festival being held this year?
2. Are the performers line up the same as the one in Kuching and you'll be bringing them to Penang to perform again in the Same country?
3. If the above is yes, then why can't the people of Penang come up with their own idea's and have to resort to steal festivals and ideas from others, I stress on the word Steal because it is stealing, as you are merely taking the same performers that Sarawak Tourism Board will be showcasing to us in Sarawak and just repeating them in Penang. (once more I repeat myself, Piracy!!! and you blame us for buying ciplak VCD and DVD's from street Corners? Government also can't buy "Ori" why should we?)
4. Why the Ministry of Tourism should allow this sort of thing to happen, this is a disappointment and shows the unreliability and non continuity of Malaysian Tourism Board. (They have always been unreliable!!!)
5. If Penang is showcasing a different line-up of performers, please kindly state so in your website that I mentioned above so as that there will be less confusion and please make a formal press release on the matter.
6. If it is the above, please also state who are the performers of this festival, I know that some "thieves" would disguise things up and say that its totally different by adding or removing certain things, or in this case, what Penang might plan to do is that they might remove certain performers that in the Line up in Sarawak and then pass it as a whole "fresh" lineup, that's basically the same as taking an old cabbage, removing the wilted leafs and then passing it off as new!!! So, if its going to be a different line up, show us the performer's lineup and make sure its totally different groups than the one performing in Sarawak. However, if it is a fresh new lineup, I would definitely be attending both festival and extend my stay in Malaysia longer for that reason, but if it is the same lineup, what's the point? Its just pure stupidity to organise the same things twice in the same country!! (yes!! I agree with the writer of this email!!! Be Original!! as you ask us to buy Original, you should have original products yourself!! This is only encouraging us to buy pirated VCD's DVD's and CD's for that is what the MOT is doing!!)
7. I assure you, many people would be waiting for Penang and the Ministry to reply on this matter. Many of us, who are fan's of the Rainforest World Music Festival that's held in Sarawak are very disappointed with the actions of the Ministry of Tourism, Malaysia with regards to organise the festival twice in two different places, as its not only a waste of money but shows that there's lack of originality in the Ministry of Tourism's side and that the Ministry of Tourism are capable to stoop that low to steal the product of other States and award it to another State in Malaysia as they see fit. (hope I can get a copy of the reply!! yoohooo...Datuk Seri Dr Rais, forward me the reply if any okie darling!!!)
I hope to receive your answer soonest.
(name omitted to protect sender)
A Loyal Rainforest World Music Festival, SARAWAK fan for the past 6 years
So darlings!! Itulah al kisah the controversy and stupidity of the Pirates called Ministry of Tourism Malaysia!!
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There seems to be some confusion as to the venue of the next year's Rainforest World Music Festival!!!
First we have the Penang State Tourism Committee chairman Teng Chang Yeow saying that "Penang will play host to the World Music Festival (WMF) in July next year, in conjunction with Visit Malaysia Year 2007 (VMY07)." as in this Bernama Article .
Going through the Ministry of Tourism Official Website it states that the event will be held in Sarawak on the 13th till the 15th of July and in Penang from the 20th till the 22nd of July, or the week later!!!
Following the announcement by the Penang State Tourism Committee Chairman, the CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, the Main Organiser of the Rainforest World Music Festival for the last 9 years issued a press release that states that "The Rainforest World Music Festival is unique to Sarawak and should not be held elsewhere." as stated in the News Straits Times on Tuesday.
Below is an email forwarded to me by dear Datuk Seri Utama Dr Rais Yatim, Malaysian Minister of Culture, Arts and Heritage with regards to an email that he received from a disgruntled fan of the festival and I will let the email do the talking with my comments in italics.
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To the Ministry of Tourism Office, CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, YB Minister of Culture Arts and Heritage,
I tried calling the Ministry of Tourism office earlier at +60326937111, but unfortunately after being passed around and being placed on hold a few times, when I was finally connected to someone, the other side was not able to hear me due to buzzing sound on the telephone and I realised that it would be clearer if I phrase my questions via email and hope that you will be able to help me. (What else is new, never try to call any Government office, they will pass you around till you give up hope!!)
I have received emails regarding the Rainforest World Music Festival 2007, which is next year and from what I have gathered, its being held in Penang? however, when I visited your website, it states that its being held in both Kuching (the original place and of which I have been going for the past 6 years without fail, due not only to the music but also the Sarawak lifestyle, beauty and culture and the people that makes the festival different than any other's in the Music festival arena that I have attended) (True true, the alcohol that flows like rivers, the scantily clad bikini ladies, the gyrating of pure passion, sexy bodies all around, dancing, sweaty, steamy, basically an orgasmic delight which is a NO NO in other States in Malaysia...by the way Darlings, this festival has been going on for 9 years, people dress scantily, dances seductively but I have never ever heard of a story of anyone getting molested or raped!! Further proof that its not the ladies dressing that causes rape but stupid people with stupid mentality!! Sexually deprived animals!!)
le.cTherefore, Most Right Honourable Minister, as the Minister of Culture, Arts and Heritage, should not the Music Festival be preserved solely at the place of conception and such stealing of ideas and performers be stopped? (hear hear Datuk Seri!! You must do something about this darling!!)
Mdm CEO, I support your press release and I hope that the festival next year will be a great success and will definitely be back in Sarawak. (I agree Mdm CEO!! Speak out your rights as the Patron of the Festival!!)
My question here therefore, is based on the information that is being portrayed in your website http://www.virtualmalaysia.com/our_malaysia/vmy2007/mta/index.cfm that states that the event is held a week later also in Penang. Now this is not only confusing but is it not also creating friction between two States in Malaysia, (isn't that the idea? National Disunity!! First we get the Malays to argue with the Chinese, then we get the States to argue with each other!!!) namely, the Rainforest Festival has always been a Sarawak product, uniquely created by Sarawak Tourism Board to attract not only tourist like me, but locals. However, now I heard that your office is also planning to hold it in Penang? Are you trying to "steal" the tourist who plans to visit Sarawak to Penang instead? This is very confusing? (Yes Darling!! Piracy on the South China Sea!!!)
Browsing through the newspaper reports on this past days, I came upon this article that the CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, the original organiser of the event for the past 9 years state and of which I will let you read for yourself at this link http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/nst/Tuesday/National/20061128083010/Article/local1_html
So, where is this event being held is my question? In both Sarawak and Penang? If its to be held in both States, I would like to know, why is done so? (I agree darling!! We all would love to know why!!!) Why are you stealing the event that is created and nurtured by Sarawak Tourism Board for the past nine years and now that it is a success and recognised internationally, its being hijacked to another state? (yup!! I agree on that also!! Piracy and maybe jealousy?) Why are the Malaysian Tourism Board and Ministry, spending good money of the people TWICE when it could be put to better use or given to Sarawak Tourism Board to make the 10th anniversary of the Festival next year an even greater success and thus boost more tourism not only to Malaysia but also to Sarawak? (isn't that what Malaysian's are famous for doing, spending money all the time till we're so broke that the rakyat suffer?) Or is not Sarawak part of Malaysia because its separated by the South China Sea and therefore the festival is being Hijacked and moved to Penang which is in Peninsular Malaysia and therefore a part of the True Malaysia? (Darling!! Sarawakian's are 3rd class citizens!! Didn't you know that? First class are malays, second class are Chinese and Indians and Sarawakian's are 3rd Class!!! Ever fill a form in West Malaysia, the category when it comes to race is only 3, 1 is Malay, 2 is Chinese or Indian and 3 is Others!! Ethnic Sarawakian's and Sabahan's are classified as Others!!!)
A proper clarification should be issued by your good office on this matter, as I am sure, that many tourist who make this festival our annual pilgrimage and reunion are very confused to what is truly going on.
So, is the festival being held in both states? Or is Penang holding one by themselves with different artist lineup? or are they using the same performers as the one in Sarawak, of which if they are, then its killing the festival, but if its a totally different line up, then I and I guess most tourist would love to go to Penang and attend the festival there also. (yes I agree!! Penang!! Hold your own festival lah!! Be more original!!! Organise and plan it yourself darlings!!! (no offense Lilian Dearest!!)
In point forms on matter that you should clarify on your website is:
1. Where is the festival being held this year?
2. Are the performers line up the same as the one in Kuching and you'll be bringing them to Penang to perform again in the Same country?
3. If the above is yes, then why can't the people of Penang come up with their own idea's and have to resort to steal festivals and ideas from others, I stress on the word Steal because it is stealing, as you are merely taking the same performers that Sarawak Tourism Board will be showcasing to us in Sarawak and just repeating them in Penang. (once more I repeat myself, Piracy!!! and you blame us for buying ciplak VCD and DVD's from street Corners? Government also can't buy "Ori" why should we?)
4. Why the Ministry of Tourism should allow this sort of thing to happen, this is a disappointment and shows the unreliability and non continuity of Malaysian Tourism Board. (They have always been unreliable!!!)
5. If Penang is showcasing a different line-up of performers, please kindly state so in your website that I mentioned above so as that there will be less confusion and please make a formal press release on the matter.
6. If it is the above, please also state who are the performers of this festival, I know that some "thieves" would disguise things up and say that its totally different by adding or removing certain things, or in this case, what Penang might plan to do is that they might remove certain performers that in the Line up in Sarawak and then pass it as a whole "fresh" lineup, that's basically the same as taking an old cabbage, removing the wilted leafs and then passing it off as new!!! So, if its going to be a different line up, show us the performer's lineup and make sure its totally different groups than the one performing in Sarawak. However, if it is a fresh new lineup, I would definitely be attending both festival and extend my stay in Malaysia longer for that reason, but if it is the same lineup, what's the point? Its just pure stupidity to organise the same things twice in the same country!! (yes!! I agree with the writer of this email!!! Be Original!! as you ask us to buy Original, you should have original products yourself!! This is only encouraging us to buy pirated VCD's DVD's and CD's for that is what the MOT is doing!!)
7. I assure you, many people would be waiting for Penang and the Ministry to reply on this matter. Many of us, who are fan's of the Rainforest World Music Festival that's held in Sarawak are very disappointed with the actions of the Ministry of Tourism, Malaysia with regards to organise the festival twice in two different places, as its not only a waste of money but shows that there's lack of originality in the Ministry of Tourism's side and that the Ministry of Tourism are capable to stoop that low to steal the product of other States and award it to another State in Malaysia as they see fit. (hope I can get a copy of the reply!! yoohooo...Datuk Seri Dr Rais, forward me the reply if any okie darling!!!)
I hope to receive your answer soonest.
(name omitted to protect sender)
A Loyal Rainforest World Music Festival, SARAWAK fan for the past 6 years
So darlings!! Itulah al kisah the controversy and stupidity of the Pirates called Ministry of Tourism Malaysia!!
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Sunday, October 28, 2007
Raving Lunatics and Bitches!!
Darlings!!
Question: Have any of you ever cross a path of an insane individual who has nothing better to do with his/her time apart from meddling in other people's business and then use it to get back at others just to spite them and to create trouble and causes problems?
I have to admit darlings, I have a fair share of those nasty individuals in my life that it seems that I am plagued with such people as a permanent penance for my sins.
Of course, I am not saying that I am an absolute angel and thus have never meddled in other people's affairs, but I only does so when I am asked to do so or in some ways affect me!! However, this people that I have met, meddles in affairs that have absolutely no concern with them whatsoever!!!
Yes!! I am sure you know those types, those busybodies who pulls on a mask of civility and cordiality and sits down for tea's and have superficial conversation with you but at the back of the brain are trying to figure out how is it possible to trip you so as you may fall on your arses!!
They pretend to be ever so concerned of your life in hope to gather some precious gems of information so as they can pass around with others and create some more fictional stories out of it. Their constant pursuit to belittle others makes people eye them with horror and trepidation and basically apply on lip services whenever people comes into contact with them!!!
Walking around in their fake Gucci's and Prada's and passing it off as the "real thing" by acting high and mighty, they leave a trail of blood behind their wake and can basically be classified as nothing more than vampires, out to suck the blood from people they come in contact with!!!
With their false notion of being concerned, they pass around the tiny tidbits of gossips that they've stored in the cache like bee's storing nectar and create mind boggling and friction resulting situations between people all for the sheer splendour of spiting others!!
How quickly they forget that there are greater forces at work and how quickly they forget that so many times, when they have think themselves as high and mighty, then problems will come their way and they are basically reduced to nothingness and are basically ridiculed for true situations that plagued them and affect their very lives that they are living due to such behaviour!!
Karma my dearest darlings!! Its all pure Karma!! What evil malicious intend that they create in their minds on the pretense of being concerned or wanting to clarify things are actually a facade for them to leach their venomous poison into the world around them and eventually, like the bee's who stings, they die from releasing that poison!!!
I was present a few days ago at a tribal ceremony where incense, kris and blood was used!! The shaman was basically trying to cast spells of protection and send out curses of despair and pain to those who speaks and plan to cause harm to the individual, who is descended from some tribal god's, who seek protection, many a times I have seen this act being performed and I have to confess, many a times, it worked and the result is either physical pain or emotional pain happening to people who speaks evil of the person who has been protected!!
It makes me wonder, wouldn't the world be a far better place if people just kept their mouth shut and not become malicious in their lives?
I also wondered, would it not be far better that before we judge others, why not we judge ourselves first? Look at our own lives, I mean, surely you are no better than the person you are speaking evil about!! I know I am the devil incarnate when it comes to this journal's postings but all of you know that its for me to express my frustration of the situations that's going on around and none of you have to believe what I write here!!!
So darlings, before we decide to speak evil of others or cast malicious intent on other's out of spite, think first, think, is that person descended from some ancient tribal god's or goddesses? Are you prepared to suffer the wrath of having your children bearing the pain of what malicious intent you weave?!!!
If you see fit to let someone be ridiculed and hated or insulted by your actions now, would you want to see it happening back to you a thousand fold? Suffer from some pain and distress and laughed at not only by those around you but by everyone at the street corners and everyone who knows you?
So darlings, remember, Karma!! If someone spites or ridicule you, just sit back and let it be, eventually they will suffer from that consequences a thousand fold and you can have the last laugh!! (how totally unchristian of me, but I have to admit, this kind of people should really be laughed at, after all, its in the Magnificat, "they will cast kings from their thrones and raises the lowly from the dung heap" so my dearest, if you are sitting on the thrones now, do not get to comfortable, for someone out there is about to pull you down from it and people will have the pleasure of seeing you suffer from it!!)
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Question: Have any of you ever cross a path of an insane individual who has nothing better to do with his/her time apart from meddling in other people's business and then use it to get back at others just to spite them and to create trouble and causes problems?
I have to admit darlings, I have a fair share of those nasty individuals in my life that it seems that I am plagued with such people as a permanent penance for my sins.
Of course, I am not saying that I am an absolute angel and thus have never meddled in other people's affairs, but I only does so when I am asked to do so or in some ways affect me!! However, this people that I have met, meddles in affairs that have absolutely no concern with them whatsoever!!!
Yes!! I am sure you know those types, those busybodies who pulls on a mask of civility and cordiality and sits down for tea's and have superficial conversation with you but at the back of the brain are trying to figure out how is it possible to trip you so as you may fall on your arses!!
They pretend to be ever so concerned of your life in hope to gather some precious gems of information so as they can pass around with others and create some more fictional stories out of it. Their constant pursuit to belittle others makes people eye them with horror and trepidation and basically apply on lip services whenever people comes into contact with them!!!
Walking around in their fake Gucci's and Prada's and passing it off as the "real thing" by acting high and mighty, they leave a trail of blood behind their wake and can basically be classified as nothing more than vampires, out to suck the blood from people they come in contact with!!!
With their false notion of being concerned, they pass around the tiny tidbits of gossips that they've stored in the cache like bee's storing nectar and create mind boggling and friction resulting situations between people all for the sheer splendour of spiting others!!
How quickly they forget that there are greater forces at work and how quickly they forget that so many times, when they have think themselves as high and mighty, then problems will come their way and they are basically reduced to nothingness and are basically ridiculed for true situations that plagued them and affect their very lives that they are living due to such behaviour!!
Karma my dearest darlings!! Its all pure Karma!! What evil malicious intend that they create in their minds on the pretense of being concerned or wanting to clarify things are actually a facade for them to leach their venomous poison into the world around them and eventually, like the bee's who stings, they die from releasing that poison!!!
I was present a few days ago at a tribal ceremony where incense, kris and blood was used!! The shaman was basically trying to cast spells of protection and send out curses of despair and pain to those who speaks and plan to cause harm to the individual, who is descended from some tribal god's, who seek protection, many a times I have seen this act being performed and I have to confess, many a times, it worked and the result is either physical pain or emotional pain happening to people who speaks evil of the person who has been protected!!
It makes me wonder, wouldn't the world be a far better place if people just kept their mouth shut and not become malicious in their lives?
I also wondered, would it not be far better that before we judge others, why not we judge ourselves first? Look at our own lives, I mean, surely you are no better than the person you are speaking evil about!! I know I am the devil incarnate when it comes to this journal's postings but all of you know that its for me to express my frustration of the situations that's going on around and none of you have to believe what I write here!!!
So darlings, before we decide to speak evil of others or cast malicious intent on other's out of spite, think first, think, is that person descended from some ancient tribal god's or goddesses? Are you prepared to suffer the wrath of having your children bearing the pain of what malicious intent you weave?!!!
If you see fit to let someone be ridiculed and hated or insulted by your actions now, would you want to see it happening back to you a thousand fold? Suffer from some pain and distress and laughed at not only by those around you but by everyone at the street corners and everyone who knows you?
So darlings, remember, Karma!! If someone spites or ridicule you, just sit back and let it be, eventually they will suffer from that consequences a thousand fold and you can have the last laugh!! (how totally unchristian of me, but I have to admit, this kind of people should really be laughed at, after all, its in the Magnificat, "they will cast kings from their thrones and raises the lowly from the dung heap" so my dearest, if you are sitting on the thrones now, do not get to comfortable, for someone out there is about to pull you down from it and people will have the pleasure of seeing you suffer from it!!)
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