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Co-writer

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Lilian's Valentine Meme

Darlings!!!

Can't help but just had to do this meme that Lilian posted up in her blog and hopefully she would do hers if more than 5 people do it!!!

So without further ado..lets head to the questions shall we!!

1) Do you celebrate?

No Darling!! All those crass commercialisation!! I basically scream murder when some poor bastard tries to invite me out and ask me to be his valentine!! However, considerations will be made to my long standing affair (long standing as long as this blog and he stands) Cocka :P

Normally, on Valentine Day, my friends and I would converge at someones house, have dinner, drain bottles of wines and gossip as to who is dating who, who is breaking up, who is getting married, who is having an affair, who is a closet gay, and who might be filling for a divorce sooon!!!

2) If you don’t, do you feel a bit embarrassed about it?

No!! Why should I? I would be embarrassed however if I was tricked and conned to buy outrageously priced flowers and over inflated dinners!!! Such crass commercialisation of the festival makes me blush!! (as if I would ever blush..but seriously!! The cina ah pek's blatant chance to make a quick buck on Valentine Day can be quite embarrassing!! I wonder if they know the meaning of Valentine Day!! Its about sacrifice darlings!! Sacrifice....sacrifice of one self for the lovers!!! So!!! In spirit of Valentine Day!! Shop Owner should give flowers for free and dinners for free for lovers!!! Ahhh!! Then that would be Valentine Day!!!

3) Do you have anyone to wish? Like you know…special people? Dare to name him/her/them?

Well, I wish everybody a Happy Valentine Day, to you Lilian especially and to all my lovely readers!! Of course special mention to my long time scandal...Cocka!!

4) Was there a Valentine’s Day that you will forever remember?

The First Valentine Day!! You know, the day when St. Valentine was caught and killed because he tried to protect the lovers and allow them to escape from being arrested!!! That's the only Valentine Day I will remember..the rest...hmmm..not worth mentioning!!

5) What do you say if I ask you to write a secret love note to someone (anon) you admire and publish it on your blog? You think you can find the word for them? You have the courage? Yes? Good…go do this meme

My Darling Cocka, (oops!! You mentioned anon!! but why hide your secret love? Shout it out from the mountain top darlings!!)

Words cannot express how much I feel about you, I eagerly anticipate your sweet words!!

Such sweet words that causes me to blush when I think of the outrageous things we can do together!!

Your words causes me shortness of breath and I swoon....due to exhaustion....from laughter!!

Happy Valentine Darling!!

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hahahahaha..so there, that was not difficult now was it? So darling Lilian!! Hope to see you do yours soon!!

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Sigh!! Another Mundane Week

Hello Darlings!!!!

Yes, I am back!! Unfortunately for some, I did not expire due to drug or alcohol overdosed and if I actually did, could anyone blame me? We are living in one of the most boring times in our lives.

So, what is of interest while I was away?

Well, lets see, the PM was rumoured to have gotten married.....now..did anyone see the press conference which he denied the rumours? That guy has the look as if he has something to hide!! Rumours Rumours indeed!!

Then we have the Director of ACA being accused of corruption!! Oh God!! That was a good one, it was basically a laugh a minute session in the press room when all this stories began to crop up!!

I have to state that 50 years of independence does not make Malaysia a truly great country, rather it is still rather infantile in its maturity in its progress to become a great independent nation!! This is exhibited by the blatant corruption, political ineptness, haphazard planning and constructions and countless others that's just not worth mentioning here.

A country in its most infantile state such as Malaysia will without a doubt react like an infant, full of problems!!! Teething problems and such!! Of course, this is not to say that Developed Countries does not have its problems..they certainly do and much worse at times!!!

So, why is it so? Well, I believe that we can trace the roots to a situation called Greed and Jealousy, humanity's two best friends!!

It is greed that drives us to acquire more than we truly need which usually results in our inability to realise that we have acquired enough and it is jealousy that keeps us wanting to have more in other to keep up with others.

Some people would claim that they will acquire this much and this much so as that they will be in a level higher than those around them but as they acquire more wealth, legit or not....they suddenly realised that they are in a new level of society all together and are jealous of what those in this levels have and therefore they acquire more!! There's actually never the word, "enough" in their vocabulary. Thus, the end result is merely an evil vicious wheel that goes round and round till those who are able starve those who are not able.

Anyway, enough ramblings for the day, as one can see, I am completely disgusted with the turn of events around the world and also in Malaysia and my mind just can't seem to concentrate on one subject alone!!

So darlings!! If you wish for me to write on something more concrete, why not propose a topic for discussion?

Muah Muah!!

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The Wedding

Hello Darlings!!!

I know, I've been totally neglecting my duties of reporting to you all on the latest gossips and rumours around town!!

I have to confess, its all my fault and my over indulgence with alcohol and S*X has prevented me from being able to post anything much of worth for your delightful pleasure.

However, as promised, I will talk a bit more on the wedding of the Deputy Chief Minister's Daughter, Jennifer Jabu to Gaetano Obeid.

First and foremost, I would like to remind you all, Gaetano Obeid, though a Lebanese, is also a Catholic contrary to the beautiful rumour running around town that she married a muslim hahahaha!! Sorry you pitiful Islamist who wished it was true!!!

Anyway, May I present to you all, the Bride and Groom:

Mr. Gaetano Obeid and Mdm Jennifer Jabu-Obeid (now why does that sound like some star constellation)

Anyway, I am more than happy to let the pictures do the talking for you all with some commentary by me as I am still far too lazy to type much (blame it on the drinks!!)

Speaking of Happy, I saw the "Mistress" Yoda aka Happy Wong, Mother-in-Law of Gerald Jabu around the wedding and I must confess, she really looked like Yoda that night, in her awful black robe!! I wonder what the hell she was doing!! Sorry, no photographs of her as I was afraid that my camera lens would shatter when I took her photos!!!

As this is the Iban Wedding, as can be seen by the costume the Bride and Groom was wearing, most of the guest opted for Batik and Kebaya's, however, they were a few in some frump and dowdy outfits that could have only came from some "ah lian" boutique!!

Guests started pouring in into the Residence of the Deputy Chief Minister hours before the ceremony was intended to start, most likely to avoid having to park their cars blocks away from the Residence!!

Tan Sri Datuk Pattingi Alfred Jabu, proud Father of the Bride welcoming guests to his residence

By 7pm, the YB's and YM's (Yang Bodoh..oops!! I meant the Yang Berhormat and Yang Mulia's) started to arrive.

The Yang Berhormat Dublin Unting and Yang Berbahagia Fraulein (she does look rather "bahagia")

Then we have the arrival of the Groom and his Entourage, accompanied by Iban Warriors brandishing their swords around to scare off any potential rivals who might try to hijack the bride (who..if not for her wealth, would not be considered as one of the prettiest Iban maidens I've seen before, but her bank account is her greatest asset!!)

As for the, rest, I think I shall let the Pictures and captions do the talking as I'm having a hard time trying to adjust blogspots's capability with the pictures that I'm downloading here!!!

Lost Ibans? Well, if Jessica Alba could pass as an Iban in the Sleeping Dictionary, so why not a few Lebanese, Greeks and Italians?

The Groom and His LoinsMen!! (ooh look Cocka! Feathers? No Cock Feathers however!! Or rather none that was evident!!)

I say Jabu, One Daughter Please and make it Snappy!

Look into my eyes!! You're Mine

Bride: Oh God!! He's Starring at my Breast!!
Groom: Oh God! She's as flat as an airport runway!!

The Newly Wed Sitting on Huge Gong's covered with "Pua Kumbu"

One Big Happy Family!!

The Local and Foreign Media

Thus we have the Iban wedding, which was rather lenghty ceremony that lasted for nearly an hour while the rest of us were indulging in alcohol and keeping ourselves amused with ever so polite social conversation!! The major decision that the guests had to make as can be seen in the picture below of YB Snowdown Lawan and his wife, was whether they wanted a glass of red wine or a glass of champagne!!

Buzzing around the room, I noticed that the Son in Laws of Datuk Amar Leonard Linggi was present, or should I say the present and former Son in Laws

Alistair Smith formerly Linggi to Grame Brown - Linggi: so that's how I caught my wife with that other guy in bed!!

Imagine my surprise to see the Yang Mulia, Dayang Caroline Bintang Kanyan and her friend, Socialite and Heiress Miki Chong being present at the wedding and could I blame Dayang Caroline for looking bored!!

So Darlings!! Here are the pictures of the Iban wedding and as for gossips, well, lets just say that they were a few uninvited guest who gate crashed the parties and a several people ended up drunk as we danced and partied till 5 in the morning.

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Gong Xi Fa Cai and its Lent!!

Darlings!!

Gong Xi Fa Cai to all my dear chinese readers!!!

So, how was my Chinese New Year been like? Well, for starters, this wonderful year of the Pig has started off wonderfully with a dish of pork leg being served for the Chinese New Year dinner!! Ahh!! Pork, the most wonderful creature created by God!!! I pity the jewish and muslim brothers who are deprived of this wonderful creature!! I pity even more the converts who converted and having tasted the most tastiest bacon and ham and pork liver now have to rely on half half substitute and try their best to convince others and most importantly themselves that its just as good but its all just an illusion to fool yourself darlings!! Nothing beat the real thing!!

Food and of course drinks aside, it was a wonderful time, the temporary once a year casino basically mushroomed all over and fortunes were made and lost at this tables!! Meeting old friends and making new one's gossiping over a few glasses of whisky or was that bottle and most importantly just having the greatest fun of one's life!!

However, all this festivities and merriment was brought to a sudden standstill on the 3rd day of Chinese New Year with the dawn of Lent, or Ash Wednesday. This year, it really felt like I have taken part in some Mardi Gras revelry with the fun and food suddenly stop at midnight and everyone decided to fast and pray for one day and resumed the normal activities associated with Chinese New Year on Thursday!!

So, yes, Lent has stared, officially that is, but for the Chinese Christians, it will formally sink in after Chap Goh Mei as we are still cavorting around, drinking, gambling and eating like nobody's business!! So, we wouldn't have the mandatory 40 days of Lent, but rather, something slightly shorter but at least we are making an effort to try and make a difference for Lent!

So, what am I planning to give up for Lent? Well, lets see, alcohol and ciggies!! That seems to be most apropos!! Shall have my last drink and final puff as the clock strikes midnight on Monday!!

Anyway, Darlings!! will keep you posted if I am able to maintain my Lenten fast or not!! (I know I should try to give up gossiping and writing trash!! but alas!! its impossible darling!!)

Till then...

muah muah

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