Fly on the Wall

Repair shops

2011-06-02T09:16:00.001+08:00

Being a car novice I worry about sending my car to repair shops just in case they try to rip me off. That’s why I used to go to a friend’s workshop hoping he would look after me and not rip me off.

That was a few years back when I could drop off my car and pick it up on the way to and from work. Nowadays since working from home it is quite a distance to go to my friend’s repair shop and sadly I neglected my car until I started getting all sorts of car problems.

That’s when I realized that I really need to look after my car but I didn’t want to travel far to my friend’s repair shop so I took it to my local repair shop. Surprisingly this local repair shop didn’t rip me off! They were very good with the repairs and I am most impressed with their customer service. I guess I was judging books by their covers which was the wrong thing to do. There are good reliable repairers out there and I need to trust them more than I did.

Breeding budgies

2011-06-02T09:07:00.001+08:00

The Australian budgerigar is the world's most popular pet, and therefore the world's most popular bird as well. Don highly recommends breeding budgies as a hobby, particularly for kids. As well as being very easy and great fun, it teaches them about basic animal husbandry and introduces them to applied science.

An aviary is not the best breeding environment for budgies because they tend to fight, much like humans in an overcrowded house. Don recommended putting your breeding pairs into cabinets. These are a bit like pigeon holes, with one pair to each cabinet. A nesting box is attached to the outside of each cabinet, usually with a hinged lid to allow the owner to check its contents. Budgie cabinets with nest box cost about $60 from pet shops.

Phoenix auto repair

2010-07-29T08:40:00.000+08:00

Currently I’m having both my cars serviced. It’s been a long time since I’ve had them serviced and they need it badly. When I was living in Phoenix I used to take my cars to Phoenix auto repair for all my car services and repairs. The people down there are very knowledgeable and professional, and they specialize in all car makes and models which suits me just fine because I take my Ford Escort down there.

Being a noob with cars I used to worry about mechanics ripping me off just because I don’t know anything about how cars work. I can rest assured that my cars would be in good hands with Phoenix auto repair because they look after my car really well without doing unnecessary work. They are however very thorough with their work like adjusting the timing belt and replacing the water pump periodically. I would definitely recommend this mob to all my friends and family in Phoenix.

Growing broccoli

2010-07-29T08:26:00.000+08:00

Growing Broccoli is easy. It's a member of the same family of plants as Cabbage, Cauliflower and Brussel Sprouts (Brassica family). It's a cool-season vegetable that prefers its temperatures on the cool side. Broccoli has shown in many studies that it and other members of the Brassica family produce a cancer-fighting substance called sulforaphane.

Maternity Clothes

2009-05-16T07:13:00.003+08:00

You know its hard trying to shop for maternity clothes that won't make you look so unattractive. Fortunately for all of us there's one place where you can still look good during your pregnancy and that's from DueMaternity.com where you can find all the clothes you need and still not break the bank. Looking at those gorgeous looking clothes makes me want to get pregnant already!

I'm back

2009-05-16T07:09:00.002+08:00

Well well well, looks like I've never left this blog. Everything's still the same as I left it as if expecting me to come back soon and I have. What with the business going on at the moment I haven't got the time to keep updating the blog lately but hopefully I can squeeze some time to pay some attention to it like what I'm doing now. I'm back.

Just like in the Bible

2008-07-15T13:35:00.002+08:00

My friend's mother brought the cutest baby crib I've ever seen; they call it a moses basket and rightfully so. It's just like the basket from the biblical story and when you put the baby in it it was just so adorable. I think you can get them from Babybox.com the leader in baby bedding on the internet. Check it out today.

Big boo boo

2008-07-15T13:31:00.002+08:00

What an embarrassing start to the business; I was doing some invoicing but made a hug mistake with them...twice! So embarrassing I don't even know where to hide my face!

I was too much in a rush and didn't double check them before mailing them out. Later realizing that I forgot to add in the GST. Second time the total didn't add up! Sure I could blame it on everything under the sun but bottom line is I did a BIG boo boo!

Mens wedding bands

2008-07-13T17:15:00.000+08:00

Getting married? Before you go out to buy your wedding rings you must check out these stylish wedding bands from Titanium-Jewelry.com. They have wedding bands for both brides and groom so why not pick up a matching pair? Have a look at their mens wedding bands, I’m sure your men will love them too.

It's been a while

2008-07-13T16:50:00.002+08:00

Looks like it's been a while since I was here. Thing is I've been rather busy lately, taking on a new business takes a lot out of you but I think with things settling in now I should be having more spare time to continue blogging.

And now that I'm working from home I should have more free time to blog as well! Ahh..nothing beats working at your own sweet sweet time, I can pretty much do whatever I want in between works.

Internet satellite

2008-05-24T17:27:00.000+08:00

Did you know that besides the normal broadband internet we get at home you can also get internet satellite? It’s basically internet via satellite and it’s available mainly for businesses that need fast reliable communications with their partners from across the world. It’s an exciting time for IT nowadays with fast internet access through satellite technology. Find out more at IPInternational.net.

New client

2008-05-24T17:18:00.002+08:00

How's work you asked? Its been hectic this week; we have a new client and they're very anal. They gave us 11 styles but they wanted a nest, a cardboard pattern and 3 sample kits in paper from each style. Each style has about 9 or 10 sizes so imagine the cardboard patterns we've been busy cutting out.

So the other regular customers have been put on the back burner just so we could get these works done by Friday. The client's taking all these patterns over to the makers in China. We managed to get 1 set of paper kits but not 3 coz there was absolutely no time to print them all.

Mobile satellite

2008-05-24T17:14:00.000+08:00

Field works in the middle of the Amazon jungle or out in the Australian outback need reliable mobile satellite communications with our partners all across the globe. That’s where IP Access International comes in; their mobile satellite internet service is one of their best areas of expertise. Log on to IPInternational.net to see what mobile satellite can do for you.

New neighbours

2008-05-24T15:52:00.002+08:00

Was speaking with the neighbour the other day, apparently they're moving to the UK soon. Her husband is negotiating with his company to work there for a few years so the whole family will be relocating over to the other end of the world.

They'll probably won't be selling the house since they're going to need a house to come back to years from now. They will be renting the house out meaning we're going to get new neighbours soon.

2 way satellite internet

2008-05-24T15:49:00.000+08:00

One of the services provided by IP Access International is 2 way satellite internet that gives businesses always-on high speed internet connection. Reliable high speed internet is paramount to global businesses nowadays as demand for broadband internet increases. To find out more on how your company can benefit from this technology visit IPInternational.net for more information.

Live life to the fullest

2008-05-24T15:36:00.002+08:00

Close friends of ours have just gone back to New Zealand. The grandfather just passed away and the whole family has gone back for the funeral. I've never met their grandfather but I heard he was a very influential man in their community. May he rest in peace.

Which brings me to think about our own mortality, life is so precious but we take it for granted. One minute we could be laughing enjoying life the next we be snuffed out just like that. So live your life like its the last day.

Commercial satellite

2008-05-24T15:29:00.000+08:00

Nowadays with globalization companies need to be able to communicate with their partners all over the world instantly. IP Access International is a global business satellite internet provider offering voice, data as well as video access to businesses worldwide.

Their commercial satellite services include broadband internet access, 2 way satellite internet and high speed internet via satellite so you can always stay one step ahead of your competitions.

Couch potato no more

2008-05-24T15:17:00.002+08:00

One of the things that happened since I was away from this blog was that I bought a Nintendo Wii console and WiiFit. Back in the days video games were considered bad for us because they make us stay indoor all day and lounge around not doing any physical exercise. But with the Wii it makes us participate in the games and the WiiFit actually helps us exercise in the privacy of our living room.

I used to be so unfit, the only exercise I did was a bit of gardening. Now I'm doing Yoga and muscle workout with the WiiFit. My body is more flexible and more importantly I feel great! Go get yourself a WiiFit too!

Tom and his blinks

2008-05-24T15:13:00.000+08:00

My friend Tom is one who likes his jewelry; he’s got a few blinks on his hands when he goes out. I’ve never seen a man who’s so into rings. Yesterday he showed me these new rings he just bought; they called Titanium Rings he said. I got to say for someone who’s not into rings like he is I quite like them. They’re stylish and very different from the conventional rings sold in the market.

I'm back.

2008-05-24T15:01:00.003+08:00

Hi there! It's been a while since I updated this blog, well I've run out of excuses. I'm just lazy, bad bad Wuching. But at least I didn't abandon it all together so that gotta count for something.

Anyway a lot has happened since I was here; my mum's had a mild stroke, she's ok now but it was a bit of a worry. She was in a coma for a while but good to know she's doing well now. Well I'll shut up now, gotta write some paid posts. So many and so little time! See you later.

Nice baby cothes

2008-04-28T08:07:00.001+08:00

What do we have to do to find some nice baby clothes around here? We’ve been to every store in town but couldn’t find any that we like; they just don’t make nice clothes anymore. Then a friend suggested looking around on the internet and I’m glad we did because we found SandboxCouture.com that sells all kind of beautiful baby clothes. I’m telling all my friends to buy from there now.

Cold weather

2008-04-28T08:00:00.002+08:00

Yesterday was a damn cold day, I think it didn't go past 15C but it felt colder than that. Felt like winter already even though winter is still another month away. Looks like another cold day today so better rug up.

NBA Jerseys

2008-04-21T12:08:00.001+08:00

For sports fans and fanatics an online store that you need to know is SidelineApparel.com where you can find all sorts of sportswear like NBA Jerseys and Michael Jordan Clothing.

All are licensed so hop over to buy now to show your support for your team! They have apparels to suit men, women and as well as kids.

What a asshole!

2008-04-21T11:56:00.003+08:00

There was a hawker who came into work today. He was an old man and I didn't feel good about throwing him out like I normally do to hawkers that come into work trying to sell us junks. So trying to be nice I let him finish what he was selling and I kindly declined him only to be snub at by him back just because I wouldn't buy from him!

What a asshole! Next time I won't be so accommodating no matter who the person is, old or not I will just throw them out the door. No more mister nice guy from me anymore.

Tungsten rings for your men

2008-04-16T08:01:00.003+08:00

Ladies, get the perfect rings for your men. Get tungsten rings that are durable, sleek and comfortable to wear.

Trust me, your man will love you even more for it! Tungsten rings are made by forging tungsten and carbide together to be virtually indestructible, perfect for men who are always a bit rough on the edges.

Waste of time

2008-04-12T18:48:00.002+08:00

Last night I watched the crappiest movie I have ever seen in a long time. Seriously the special effect of this movie look like the technology they use in the 70's and it was bad, bad, bad!

The movie I'm talking about is 100 Million BC so next time you see this movie run the other way. What a waste of time downloading it off the net, waste of my internet download, waste of my time watching it!

Nice baby clothes

2008-04-11T09:42:00.001+08:00

Nice Baby Clothes are so hard to find these days. The ones I find selling in the shops are just too hideous not to mention expensive. Then a friend of mine recommended I have a look at SandBoxCouture.com and I must say I was quite pleasantly surprised that there are beautiful kids’ clothes out there after all! Go check them out for yourself.

Come say hello

2008-04-10T08:19:00.002+08:00

Well I've finally launch my new blog yesterday so from now on I'm going to be super busy maintaining 4 blogs! This new blog is all about DIY home repairs and gardening, 2 things that I enjoy doing the most at home.

So if its not too much trouble perhaps you could visit my new blog once in a while? Give me some encouragement or constructive criticism? I'll be waiting, its at http://DIYHomeAndGardening.com so don't disappoint me!

Great Baby Gift Ideas

2008-04-09T07:53:00.000+08:00

My colleague’s cousin has just had her first baby and the whole family is excited. They’re having a big party this coming weekend but my colleague’s clueless on what Baby Gifts to get for the little guy. I suggested going to SandBoxCouture.com where he can find all kinds of gift ideas for kids of all ages and I think he had a ball shopping there all afternoon yesterday!

So quiet

2008-04-08T15:16:00.003+08:00

Its been so quiet at work since Easter. Everyday we just sit in front of the computer blogging and chatting online with friends. There are the occasional odd jobs that come in every now and then but nothing to keep us busy.

If this goes on we'll all be out of a job in no time! I just hope things pick up soon. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind slacking off at work reading blogs and writing paid posts but blogging doesn't pay the bills full time.

Setting up a greenhouse lighting

2008-04-08T08:24:00.002+08:00

A gardening friend of mine has built a huge greenhouse in his big backyard. I have the privilege of being asked by him to help set it up. Right now we’re in the process of setting up the correct grow lights to be installed inside and I’ve found this website to have the most comprehensive stocks of grow lights for greenhouses of any sizes. The hard part is choosing the right ones.

Starting a new blog

2008-04-08T08:15:00.002+08:00

I'm thinking of setting up another blog and this would be my third blog. I thought if I were to start another blog then I should write about the things I know most and like most and there's nothing more I like than gardening so this new blog will be all about my experiences as an amateur gardener in my little backyard.

So now I'm at the stage of coming up with a good URL for my blog. Unfortunately all the ones that I have in mind are all taken and there's not a lot of choices left for me. I don't know, just too hard thinking of a good name...

Baby Factory

2008-04-07T13:11:00.002+08:00

Good lord! My friend's just had another baby, it must be a baby factory in their household with babies popping out every couple of years. But its all good, this will be their third babies and I wish them the best.

Well looks like I better start shopping for some baby clothes for them and I've found just the right place at SandboxCouture.com where you can find all the wonderful clothes for the adorable little boys and girls from infants to toddlers. I'm there now.

Soaking up the sun

2008-04-07T13:07:00.002+08:00

Its been a while since I last updated this blog. My bad, I've been slacking off but good news is I'm back on track so you'll be seeing more of me from now on.

After a couple of weeks of unpredictable bad weather we finally have some sunshine in Melbourne. Though its sunny its not hot because the temperature is at a stable low twenties almost everyday but possibly going to warm up to the high twenties by the end of the week. Better soak up the sun before the cold sets in again.

Decorating with glass tiles

2008-03-25T06:59:00.003+08:00

We are in the process of renovating the house. This will not only make the house bigger with more rooms but we’re going to have an indoor swimming pool as well. The plan is all drawn up by the architect and building is scheduled to start mid next month and hopefully will be completed before Christmas.

I’m excited about the new renovated house we’re going to live in; just six months ago I had the slightest clue on what or how we wanted the house to look like but with the help of the architect and the home idea expo we went to which greatly helped. I learned to use glass tiles that will make up a lot of the decorations in the new house like the indoor pool and the new entertaining area. They come in different European-inspired designs and give textures and styles in coordinating colors. I can’t wait to see the end result.

Another bites the dust

2008-03-25T06:41:00.002+08:00

This morning I found another one of my fish dead on the floor next to the fish tank. It had jumped out of the tank overnight, this is the second fish that has done this. The first one I managed to save because I found it just in time, I was able to put it back in the water only to have it died on me days later.

But this time it must've jumped out much earlier cause by the time I saw it it was already lifeless. Comets are fast swimmers and can leap out of the water so easily. I need to lower the water level or cover up that opening where they tend to jump out from.

Useful guide to web hosting

2008-03-23T12:28:00.000+08:00

I started blogging on the free platform from BlogSpot but eventually after much consideration and two years later I finally decided to get my own domain name and found someone to host my personal domain for me. Thing is I’m clueless when it comes to web hosting and other internet related stuff, that might be another reason why I didn’t get my own domain name sooner. I’m the type that won’t budge until someone pushes me and I’m glad that someone did. If not I’ll probably still be on BlogSpot today.

Now I’ve been with my current web host for nearly a year and soon I will need to re-register for another year or find another web host to host my domain. I’m in the process of looking for a better deal and since I don’t know anything about web hosting a guide to web hosting at KaushalSheth.com is really helpful for me. There are so much information I’m learning everyday there.

Lazy Easter

2008-03-23T12:11:00.002+08:00

It's been a really quiet Easter break for me. I'm having a 5 day weekend starting on Easter Friday right until the following Tuesday but I've yet to do anything except staying at home and doing simple house chores and working on my scale model and gardening.

Some friends of ours have rented a place down in Phillip Island and had invited us to go visit them. Terese said we might go when she's bored sitting at home but she's enjoying her boring lazy weekend too much to want to go anywhere now. I'm bored out of my mind but if she's not going what's the point?

Remember its your money

2008-03-05T08:57:00.000+08:00

If there’s one thing we can’t live without it is money. Not only does money makes the world go round sadly we all need it just to survive in the modern world and as long as we need money we will always need banks to keep our money in the forms of savings accounts, checking accounts and certificate of deposit accounts or CD accounts for short.

There are a lot of financial institutions out there wanting you as their customers so you as a consumer have the power to choose the banks or credit unions that can offer you the best rates for your money. Shopping around always pays off in the end but there’s just too many to choose from. This is where eMoneyCentral.com comes in; here you can find all the best rates offered by all the major financial institutions like the best savings account rate of 4.6%, checking account rate of 6% and also the best available cd rates on the market. Remember its your money and you’re the customer.

After dinner drive

2008-03-05T08:28:00.002+08:00

Last night after dinner we went for a drive to the Brunswick library. It kind of reminded me of the times when I was still small living with my parents back in Sibu. We would go for after dinner drive around town which was nice. Well that was the times before television came into our lives.

Now our lives seem to be dictated by what's showing on TV! If there's shows we want to see on that night then there's no time for those precious little moments anymore...so sad.

Visiting New Zealand

2008-02-24T13:59:00.003+08:00

Even though I’ve been living in Australia for the last 18 years I’ve never been to our neighbor New Zealand which is only a few hour flight away. I really should be thinking of going there one day. At the moment the New Zealand Tourism is promoting heavily in Australia trying to entice Australians to go over there for holidays.

So I will be making New Zealand my next holiday destination. There are a few New Zealand cities I would like to visit when I’m there like Auckland, Wellington and Christchurch. I can find and organize my New Zealand Hotels at Cheaperthanhotels NZ. Auckland Accommodation can be found there as well as Wellington Accommodation. There’s also Christchurch Accommodation and Queenstown Accommodation all of which are easily found and booked at Cheaperthanhotels NZ. So New Zealand here I come!

Going to the shop

2008-02-24T13:38:00.002+08:00

Went into town to get some paints for my model project. The shop I was going had a rock concert right in the front of it! Right smack in the middle of Lonsdale Street and traffic has been blocked on one side so I had to walk all around just to get to my shop.

Outside the shop the owner was arguing with the concert organizers. Apparently they've been telling people they can't get to his shop which made the shop keeper hopping mad. I went into the shop and sure enough it was quieter as usual but at least I got my paints and a needle file as well.

Customizable Flash Drives

2008-02-20T15:32:00.000+08:00

I bought my first USB flash drive years ago when I was still working at the computer retail store. Back then it cost a bomb and the drive could only fit 512 MB of data. Nowadays you can get Flash Drives that can hold 4 GB of data at very low prices. Not only that you can get ones that double as writing instruments and even ones with cute animal designs customized to your order!

I am of course talking about the snazzy Customizable USB Flash Drives sold at Pexagon Technology. No more boring standard flash drives like what everybody else are using, personalize your flash drives with their free custom engraving with every order. There’s no minimum order so you can order as little as you like or order a few to give as gifts. There are different cool colors to choose from. Get a pen flash drive for your boss, a cute animal flash drive for your kid sister and a cool durable, aluminum design for yourself.

Stupid

2008-02-20T15:11:00.002+08:00

Some people are compulsive liars; they just can't help themselves. Every time they open their mouths they have to lie, speak untruth or stretch the truth to put it nicely. I am of course talking about my boss' son Dean. Of all the years I've know him I've never heard him speak the truth. He does it so easily its hard to imagine him speaking any other way.

The latest lie he spoke of was telling us he had to go back to the client to pick up another job. That's the excuse he gave for slacking off work but of course one phone call to the client caught him out red handed. What did he think he could get away from lying to us? Stupid.

Bad Credit Offers

2008-02-17T18:01:00.001+08:00

Times are tough, more and more people are falling into financial debt and labeled bad credit consumers by their creditors through no fault of their own. If you’re one of the thousands of people suffering from financial distress there is help out there.

Don’t jump on the first offer you get in the mail, go to BadCreditOffers.com to get help on getting you back on track. This site has lots of good resources that can help you get back on your financial feet. They help you compare all the different loans you may need like home loans, auto loans, personal loans and even bad credit loans. Their expert staff monitors and bring to you the best offers in the market so you can choose the right offer for your specific needs because everyone has different needs and finding the right one for yourself can mean stepping in the right track to financial freedom.

Spent the weekend doing nothing

2008-02-17T17:44:00.002+08:00

Was planning to go check out the Melbourne/Osaka Festival today at 4pm but unfortunately we fell asleep and woke up rather late. Oh well...its not like we haven't been before. I've been to that festival twice already and blogged about it and I'm sure this year is just the same last the previous years.

The whole weekend has been spent doing nothing. Nothing's happening so nothing's been done and tomorrow is back to work again. Weather's been rather hot today with temperature up there in the 30's with more hot days to come. Summer's still around.

Which online casino is the best?

2008-02-07T06:42:00.000+08:00

Gambling has come a long way since the olden days, it has moved with time and now players can visit a casino without leaving their homes. Just jump online and you can go to your favorite online casino and play to your heart’s content. There are literally thousands of online casinos on the internet and like everything else some are good and some are bad. If you have to find the good ones to play at you’ll have to spend lots of time checking every single one of them. Time wasted is better spent playing your favorite games, let Pro360.com do that for you.

Pro360.com is a casino reviews site that filters through the thousands of online casinos to bring to you the best so you can forget about the rest. It provides detailed review of factors like gaming experience, trust score and bonuses offered by each individual casino. This way you won’t have to waste time looking for your favorite casino and can just start playing.

1st day of Chinese New Year

2008-02-07T06:38:00.000+08:00

Today's the first day of Chinese New Year and although it is not a holiday in Australia I've taken the day off since it's quiet at work. I'm hoping to get Friday off as well if there's no panic at work, this way I'll have a long weekend.

So let's just hope the phone doesn't ring and leave me in peace to enjoy my de-facto Chinese New Year holidays! Not much happening though because the celebrations are only happening on the weekend in Chinatown and Crown. We might go down to Crown on the weekend like we've been doing for the last couple of years.

Holidays in Spain

2008-02-06T11:26:00.000+08:00

An unforgettable country to visit has got to be Spain with its unique customs to stimulate the senses. Spain has many romantic places to visit like Costa Brava, in the northeast of Spain with its rocky cliffs and beaches. Costa Brava Hotels can be booked at CheaperThanHotels.co.uk.

Another great destination in Spain is Costa del Sol which stretches for 150km overlooking the Mediterranean Sea. Costa Del Sol Hotels can also be found at the website above. Next we mustn’t miss out Benidorm which is in the province of Alicante popular with British and Dutch tourists. Then there’s also Barcelona which is a must when traveling to Spain. You can find and book Benidorm Hotels, Alicante Hotels as well as Barcelona Las Ramblas Hotels all from CheaperThanHotels.co.uk.

Happy Chinese New Year

2008-02-06T11:22:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year is tomorrow and I'm hoping to get tomorrow and Friday off just for the hell of it. It is my New Year after all. Here's wishing all readers of The Fly On The Wall a wonderful Chinese New Year. May the year of the rat brings you happiness, good health and prosperity!

Cash Advance

2008-01-31T08:17:00.001+08:00

It happens to all of us at some point in our lives; running out of cash due to un-foreseen circumstances, an emergency or just plain old short on cash. But as long as you have a steady job, an income of more than a thousand dollars a month and a valid savings or checking account you can apply for a cash advance to help you tie things over till the next payday.

There are many cash advance and payday loan sites across the internet and sometimes we need to know the right one to choose from and that’s whereTrustSource.org comes in. At TrustSource.org the customers review all the popular cash advance websites and rank them accordingly so you can be sure you’ll get the right one to go with. Some of these cash advance sites don’t even require you to fax any documentation in your application so you can apply for your money quicker. So you never have to run out of cash.

Nearly fell over

2008-01-31T08:09:00.000+08:00

I received an email from Paypal yesterday promoting some merchants' special Valentine's Day specials. I noticed that Harris Technology is now accepting paypal and if I buy something from them during this Valentine's Day I'll get a rebate.

So I checked out their website and yes there are a lot of things I could buy but what I really need right now is more memory for my laptop. My laptop has 1 GB ram and I like to take it up to 4 but I had to call them to inquire the price. I did and I nearly fell over when they gave me the price; $500!

Free polls and surveys

2008-01-30T10:16:00.000+08:00

There’s no better feedback than having your customers or readers do a survey on your website. This way you understand your customers’ needs and can use that survey to make your products better which in turn will benefit your customers. Surveys are useful for any organization from a small humble personal blog to a multi-national company.

The best part is you can do it all for free with the free polls and surveys at Easy-Poll.com where you can find the most developed and refined polls for webmasters. Signing up for your free survey is easy and quick, there is a large selection of patterns and colors to choose from and they look professional on your websites. Everything is handled on their servers so you do not need any database of your own and no additional software or IT support. Should you require assistant their technical support is always ready to help. So sign up now and see how easy it is.

Replacement cards

2008-01-30T08:45:00.000+08:00

Just been to the bank to pick up my replacement ATM card. Its faster than I thought it'd take. I've only asked for it middle of last week and its here already, I'm very impressed with their fast service. Not so with Coles Source Mastercard though, I'm getting no way with them but that's another story for another time.

Even though I only asked for a replacement card for myself they sent one for Terese also so she gets a replacement too. Good, can get rid of the old unreliable ones and hopefully I won't have anymore problem with the new ones.

Great gifts for everyone

2008-01-29T15:06:00.000+08:00

Here’s a great gift idea for any occasion; personalized Picture Blankets and pillows! It’s a fantastic idea using your own personal digital photos to turn them into amazing works of art by putting the photos you’ve chosen onto blankets, bedding, pillows and even the dog bed.

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Long weekend

2008-01-29T11:45:00.000+08:00

Its been a long weekend and that made me lazy in terms of blogging. Coz once I get too relaxed I get really lazy and neglect my blogs. Somehow I feel more motivated on weekdays, dunno why but its good in the sense that I've finally got my acts together to write a few posts.

So what did I do on the weekend? Fuckall! Absolutely nothing. Stayed home all day on Saturday doing some weekly chores, Sunday I went into town wanting to buy myself an AMT/ERTL Star Destroyer only to chicken out at the last minute because its too easy for me! And yesterday we spent the entire day at Terese's sister's house for her son's first birthday. That was it.

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2008-01-26T10:21:00.000+08:00

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Co-writer

2008-01-26T09:51:00.000+08:00

Hi! This is Wuching and I'll be co-writing with The Fly on this blog. First I would like to thank The Fly for letting me co-write here, it is a great honor. I just hope I'll be able to live up to The Fly's expectation of me. And I do hope that you will enjoy reading my entries as much as I like writing them.

So sit back and relax as The Fly and I do our little bit of contribution to hopefully brighten up your days just a little bit. I hope you'll continue to patronize this blog, the success of a blog can only be measured by the number of it's loyal readers.

Thank you.

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2008-01-24T11:50:00.000+08:00

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Lilian's Valentine Meme

2008-01-22T09:54:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!!

Can't help but just had to do this meme that Lilian posted up in her blog and hopefully she would do hers if more than 5 people do it!!!

So without further ado..lets head to the questions shall we!!

1) Do you celebrate?

No Darling!! All those crass commercialisation!! I basically scream murder when some poor bastard tries to invite me out and ask me to be his valentine!! However, considerations will be made to my long standing affair (long standing as long as this blog and he stands) Cocka :P

Normally, on Valentine Day, my friends and I would converge at someones house, have dinner, drain bottles of wines and gossip as to who is dating who, who is breaking up, who is getting married, who is having an affair, who is a closet gay, and who might be filling for a divorce sooon!!!

2) If you don’t, do you feel a bit embarrassed about it?

No!! Why should I? I would be embarrassed however if I was tricked and conned to buy outrageously priced flowers and over inflated dinners!!! Such crass commercialisation of the festival makes me blush!! (as if I would ever blush..but seriously!! The cina ah pek's blatant chance to make a quick buck on Valentine Day can be quite embarrassing!! I wonder if they know the meaning of Valentine Day!! Its about sacrifice darlings!! Sacrifice....sacrifice of one self for the lovers!!! So!!! In spirit of Valentine Day!! Shop Owner should give flowers for free and dinners for free for lovers!!! Ahhh!! Then that would be Valentine Day!!!

3) Do you have anyone to wish? Like you know…special people? Dare to name him/her/them?

Well, I wish everybody a Happy Valentine Day, to you Lilian especially and to all my lovely readers!! Of course special mention to my long time scandal...Cocka!!

4) Was there a Valentine’s Day that you will forever remember?

The First Valentine Day!! You know, the day when St. Valentine was caught and killed because he tried to protect the lovers and allow them to escape from being arrested!!! That's the only Valentine Day I will remember..the rest...hmmm..not worth mentioning!!

5) What do you say if I ask you to write a secret love note to someone (anon) you admire and publish it on your blog? You think you can find the word for them? You have the courage? Yes? Good…go do this meme

My Darling Cocka, (oops!! You mentioned anon!! but why hide your secret love? Shout it out from the mountain top darlings!!)

Words cannot express how much I feel about you, I eagerly anticipate your sweet words!!

Such sweet words that causes me to blush when I think of the outrageous things we can do together!!

Your words causes me shortness of breath and I swoon....due to exhaustion....from laughter!!

Happy Valentine Darling!!

Buzz Buzz

hahahahaha..so there, that was not difficult now was it? So darling Lilian!! Hope to see you do yours soon!!

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Sigh!! Another Mundane Week

2008-01-16T09:33:00.000+08:00

Hello Darlings!!!!

Yes, I am back!! Unfortunately for some, I did not expire due to drug or alcohol overdosed and if I actually did, could anyone blame me? We are living in one of the most boring times in our lives.

So, what is of interest while I was away?

Well, lets see, the PM was rumoured to have gotten married.....now..did anyone see the press conference which he denied the rumours? That guy has the look as if he has something to hide!! Rumours Rumours indeed!!

Then we have the Director of ACA being accused of corruption!! Oh God!! That was a good one, it was basically a laugh a minute session in the press room when all this stories began to crop up!!

I have to state that 50 years of independence does not make Malaysia a truly great country, rather it is still rather infantile in its maturity in its progress to become a great independent nation!! This is exhibited by the blatant corruption, political ineptness, haphazard planning and constructions and countless others that's just not worth mentioning here.

A country in its most infantile state such as Malaysia will without a doubt react like an infant, full of problems!!! Teething problems and such!! Of course, this is not to say that Developed Countries does not have its problems..they certainly do and much worse at times!!!

So, why is it so? Well, I believe that we can trace the roots to a situation called Greed and Jealousy, humanity's two best friends!!

It is greed that drives us to acquire more than we truly need which usually results in our inability to realise that we have acquired enough and it is jealousy that keeps us wanting to have more in other to keep up with others.

Some people would claim that they will acquire this much and this much so as that they will be in a level higher than those around them but as they acquire more wealth, legit or not....they suddenly realised that they are in a new level of society all together and are jealous of what those in this levels have and therefore they acquire more!! There's actually never the word, "enough" in their vocabulary. Thus, the end result is merely an evil vicious wheel that goes round and round till those who are able starve those who are not able.

Anyway, enough ramblings for the day, as one can see, I am completely disgusted with the turn of events around the world and also in Malaysia and my mind just can't seem to concentrate on one subject alone!!

So darlings!! If you wish for me to write on something more concrete, why not propose a topic for discussion?

Muah Muah!!

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The Wedding

2008-01-14T10:45:00.000+08:00

Hello Darlings!!!

I know, I've been totally neglecting my duties of reporting to you all on the latest gossips and rumours around town!!

I have to confess, its all my fault and my over indulgence with alcohol and S*X has prevented me from being able to post anything much of worth for your delightful pleasure.

However, as promised, I will talk a bit more on the wedding of the Deputy Chief Minister's Daughter, Jennifer Jabu to Gaetano Obeid.

First and foremost, I would like to remind you all, Gaetano Obeid, though a Lebanese, is also a Catholic contrary to the beautiful rumour running around town that she married a muslim hahahaha!! Sorry you pitiful Islamist who wished it was true!!!

Anyway, May I present to you all, the Bride and Groom:

Mr. Gaetano Obeid and Mdm Jennifer Jabu-Obeid (now why does that sound like some star constellation)

Anyway, I am more than happy to let the pictures do the talking for you all with some commentary by me as I am still far too lazy to type much (blame it on the drinks!!)

Speaking of Happy, I saw the "Mistress" Yoda aka Happy Wong, Mother-in-Law of Gerald Jabu around the wedding and I must confess, she really looked like Yoda that night, in her awful black robe!! I wonder what the hell she was doing!! Sorry, no photographs of her as I was afraid that my camera lens would shatter when I took her photos!!!

As this is the Iban Wedding, as can be seen by the costume the Bride and Groom was wearing, most of the guest opted for Batik and Kebaya's, however, they were a few in some frump and dowdy outfits that could have only came from some "ah lian" boutique!!

Guests started pouring in into the Residence of the Deputy Chief Minister hours before the ceremony was intended to start, most likely to avoid having to park their cars blocks away from the Residence!!

Tan Sri Datuk Pattingi Alfred Jabu, proud Father of the Bride welcoming guests to his residence

By 7pm, the YB's and YM's (Yang Bodoh..oops!! I meant the Yang Berhormat and Yang Mulia's) started to arrive.

The Yang Berhormat Dublin Unting and Yang Berbahagia Fraulein (she does look rather "bahagia")

Then we have the arrival of the Groom and his Entourage, accompanied by Iban Warriors brandishing their swords around to scare off any potential rivals who might try to hijack the bride (who..if not for her wealth, would not be considered as one of the prettiest Iban maidens I've seen before, but her bank account is her greatest asset!!)

As for the, rest, I think I shall let the Pictures and captions do the talking as I'm having a hard time trying to adjust blogspots's capability with the pictures that I'm downloading here!!!

Lost Ibans? Well, if Jessica Alba could pass as an Iban in the Sleeping Dictionary, so why not a few Lebanese, Greeks and Italians?

The Groom and His LoinsMen!! (ooh look Cocka! Feathers? No Cock Feathers however!! Or rather none that was evident!!)

I say Jabu, One Daughter Please and make it Snappy!

Look into my eyes!! You're Mine

Bride: Oh God!! He's Starring at my Breast!!
Groom: Oh God! She's as flat as an airport runway!!

The Newly Wed Sitting on Huge Gong's covered with "Pua Kumbu"

One Big Happy Family!!

The Local and Foreign Media

Thus we have the Iban wedding, which was rather lenghty ceremony that lasted for nearly an hour while the rest of us were indulging in alcohol and keeping ourselves amused with ever so polite social conversation!! The major decision that the guests had to make as can be seen in the picture below of YB Snowdown Lawan and his wife, was whether they wanted a glass of red wine or a glass of champagne!!

Buzzing around the room, I noticed that the Son in Laws of Datuk Amar Leonard Linggi was present, or should I say the present and former Son in Laws

Alistair Smith formerly Linggi to Grame Brown - Linggi: so that's how I caught my wife with that other guy in bed!!

Imagine my surprise to see the Yang Mulia, Dayang Caroline Bintang Kanyan and her friend, Socialite and Heiress Miki Chong being present at the wedding and could I blame Dayang Caroline for looking bored!!

So Darlings!! Here are the pictures of the Iban wedding and as for gossips, well, lets just say that they were a few uninvited guest who gate crashed the parties and a several people ended up drunk as we danced and partied till 5 in the morning.

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Gong Xi Fa Cai and its Lent!!

2008-01-11T10:45:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!

Gong Xi Fa Cai to all my dear chinese readers!!!

So, how was my Chinese New Year been like? Well, for starters, this wonderful year of the Pig has started off wonderfully with a dish of pork leg being served for the Chinese New Year dinner!! Ahh!! Pork, the most wonderful creature created by God!!! I pity the jewish and muslim brothers who are deprived of this wonderful creature!! I pity even more the converts who converted and having tasted the most tastiest bacon and ham and pork liver now have to rely on half half substitute and try their best to convince others and most importantly themselves that its just as good but its all just an illusion to fool yourself darlings!! Nothing beat the real thing!!

Food and of course drinks aside, it was a wonderful time, the temporary once a year casino basically mushroomed all over and fortunes were made and lost at this tables!! Meeting old friends and making new one's gossiping over a few glasses of whisky or was that bottle and most importantly just having the greatest fun of one's life!!

However, all this festivities and merriment was brought to a sudden standstill on the 3rd day of Chinese New Year with the dawn of Lent, or Ash Wednesday. This year, it really felt like I have taken part in some Mardi Gras revelry with the fun and food suddenly stop at midnight and everyone decided to fast and pray for one day and resumed the normal activities associated with Chinese New Year on Thursday!!

So, yes, Lent has stared, officially that is, but for the Chinese Christians, it will formally sink in after Chap Goh Mei as we are still cavorting around, drinking, gambling and eating like nobody's business!! So, we wouldn't have the mandatory 40 days of Lent, but rather, something slightly shorter but at least we are making an effort to try and make a difference for Lent!

So, what am I planning to give up for Lent? Well, lets see, alcohol and ciggies!! That seems to be most apropos!! Shall have my last drink and final puff as the clock strikes midnight on Monday!!

Anyway, Darlings!! will keep you posted if I am able to maintain my Lenten fast or not!! (I know I should try to give up gossiping and writing trash!! but alas!! its impossible darling!!)

Till then...

muah muah

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Another Lazy Monday

2008-01-08T11:38:00.000+08:00

Hello Darlings!!!

What can I say, the weekend was rather borring to the core, but at last I managed to spot the Prime Minister at the Launch and Inauguration of the Visit Malaysia Year 2007 and the Eye on Malaysia. Speaking of the Eye, what the fuck does our country thinks its doing? What is the purpose of the Eye? Badawi going megalomaniac and thinks he can't ape London's eye also? Is this a touch of his Predecessor here I see?

Anyway, why Launch Visit Malaysia Year a week later? Well, it seems that the Islamist faction in our country was thinking that it was bloody inappropriate to Celebrate and Launch it on New Years Eve as it happens to coincide with Hari Raya Haji / Korban and thus it should be a solemn day and thus the lack lustre celebrations to the start of the New Year. Heck!! I think if the Islamist have their way, we would celebrate the New Year during Awal Muharram instead!!! Speaking of Hari Raya Haji / Korban, Islamist last year offered the ultimate Sacrifice to Allah in the form of Saddam Hussein? Strange and Ironic isn't it, when we reflect back that Hari Raya Haji /Korban has its roots with the attempted Sacrifice of Issac or in the Islamist Case Ishmael by Abraham, in the ancient land that we now know as Iraq and what do we have Centuries later? In the very same land, the Islamist sacrificed their own people, Saddam Hussein on the Feast of Hari Raya Haji...pity there was no Saving Lamb to save him.

Back to the Launch of Visit Malaysia Year, why was our Prime Minister having his holiday outside of Malaysia during Visit Malaysia Year? Should not he instead be somewhere in Sabah or Pangkor or somewhere IN MALAYSIA and not overseas?? You wish to encourage tourism and encourage people to visit your Country and yet you go overseas to have your holidays!! What cock is this? Leadership by example man!! Besides, what would the Tourist have to say, when the Prime Minister himself don't visit his own Country when he goes for a vacation!!!

Well, most likely he has to go out of Malaysia to deposit the huge amount of money that he received during Hari Raya Aidil Firtri in November into his foreign bank account!!

Anyway, I wrote a few lines in my last posting on the Molotov cocktail bomb at the residence of Dato Seri William Mawan, well, a little tidbit to it, its done by some gangsters towards his son who has been pushing his influence too much and got on people's nerve..now..why can't we do that to Khairy? Bomb him not with Molotov Cocktail but rather do an Allantuya on him!!!

Anyway, Darlings!! I'm off to my lunch date and hopefully would be able to dig up more dirt for your reading pleasure.

So stay tuned and stay healthy and for you ladies out there, if your skin is sagging, I encourage you go Botox!!!

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What's with Our Flooded Country?

2008-01-06T09:56:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!!

Forgive me for the extremely lack of updates this past few days but I just can't seem to drag myself out of bed and its not because there was something warm and cuddly to keep me there, but rather the bloody weather with its intermittent rain has somehow screwed up my far too already well screwed body clock that the idea of just lying in and enjoy the cool rainy morning in the comfort of one's bed is just far too tempting a thought!!!

Far from me to say that the weather system is rather screwed up as I personally prefer the rain to hot, humid days and I must stress, I DO NOT mind hot, humid sex, but days...yes!!!

However, enough about the rain, I guess its far better than waking up to frost though I am certain that a lot of people might choose to disagree with me on that!!!

To our original topic and that is the flood situation in Johor!!! Now, I might not be as well educated as some people, heck in fact, I'm downright stupid, but to my knowledge, there has yet in my minute brain any recollection of a flood situation hitting the same place twice in a month until the incident in Johor. Personally, I hardly hear of Johor ever being flooded!!!

Normally we would equate flooding with the East Coast States but never the Southern Region!! Drought and water shortage, yeah, that's normal, but flood?

Has the weather system and pattern shifted so much that we actually might be experiencing a White Christmas 20 years down the road? If you consider the shift pattern that is, flooding usually occur on the northern East Coast States of Malaysia but now it seems to have shifted further south, what's the probability that in 20 years time, the weather pattern would shift further south and thus we would wake up to snow and frost? Wishful thinking you might say..but then again....

Anyway, flood asides, we here in Sarawak are facing a flood of another kind, especially this weekend, with a sudden increase of tourist congregating for the Wedding of the Year, the wedding of the Eldest Daughter of the Deputy Chief Minister to an International Financier, or what we would call in Malaysia, "Along" of Lebanese Origin, and for those purant out there, he's Lebanese Catholic and Not Muslim and for those Muslim Radicals, don't get your hopes high, the Deputy Chief Minister's daughter is Marrying a Lebanese Catholic and not a Muslim and thus she's not converting..so ever so sorry to disappoint you on that matter.

I guess the Deputy Chief Minister and Wife, the Senator Empiang, (and not she does not look anyway as hot as Amadila of Naboo, in fact none of the female Senators of Malaysia are worth looking at, unless you are into dried old ginger look!!!) is relieved that their eldest daughter has finally settled down with someone who is far stable and more mature than her previous ex boyfriends. I recall with horror the previous boyfriend, who we always suspected swing both ways!! the Horrendous "Metro sexual" Sasha of Germany!! Eugh!! Flamboyant as ever!! I do hope he's not going to attend the wedding...then again..he might be the Maid of Honour for all I know!!!

So, Kuching will expect a sudden influx of French Speaking Lebanese, Beer bellied Australians, Charming Italians and boring British with the occasional Singaporean, West Malaysians and Thais thrown in for fun!!

The wedding, which will be a 3 days event will begin on Friday with a simple Church blessing followed by a cocktail luncheon and an Iban Wedding in the evening and the Finale is the Grand Wedding Dinner where invitations are so coveted but there's only 1000 issued and soo many wannabe's in Kuching will just have to cry their eyes out that they are not considered important enough to be invited to the Grand Wedding!! As for me? My dress is ready, my invitations at hand and my gifts has been delivered to the charming and delightful bridge and groom. (now..if she did marry Sasha the German instead of Guy the Levant, I could have said, the ever pretty and gorgeous bride and groom as Sahsa the German can be considered quite pretty!!!)

So darlings!! Will update you on the wedding when I return from the long weekend of champagne and whisky on the rocks!!!! Take care and muah muah!!

Buzz Buzz

Happy New Year

2008-01-04T12:30:00.000+08:00

Hello Darlings!!!!!

Its been ages!!! Having recovered from the glorious hangover from the Christmas celebration and the New Year Parties, I decided to write a line or two to inform you all that I am very much alive and doing quite well.

Nothing much in the gossip world today as everyone seems to be on leave. I do wonder where is the foggy old Prime Minister hiding now? Ran off to check on the yacht that is not his?

Thank you also for all the wonderful Christmas and New Year Greetings that I have received and thank you also to darling Cocka....I owe you a lap dance darling!!!

Well, what shall I talk about today?

This wet weather is making me extremely lazy and all I can think of is snuggling up in my cozy bed and sleep it off!!! Wake me up when the sun shines again!!!

Anyway, have any of you realised that they are people running around town, supposedly disguised as your best friend and are actually speaking evil about you? Well!!! I know I do that sometimes, but this time, I'm talking about those who are speaking evil that is basically fictional!!

I came across some information that a certain someone has been saying about MOI!! and to my utter horror, this person is has been living in either a delusional world or he's purposely passing wrong information about me!!! Of course, it could be possible that there are other parties involved who is feeding him wrong information and he got the wondrous story all wrong!!

I have this strong urge to correct that person as to his mistake and to make him realise as to the fallacy of his comments but I think I have something better up my sleeve where I can hurt him more as I have the ability to hurt others more than they can believe and the best part, the do not suspect its me!!! yes!!! the power of the fly!!!!

Anyway, darlings, a personal rant on this new year as to those irritating people who basically has nothing better to do with their time but spreading the wrong gossips!! (hoo boy!! look who is talking but at least my gossip has relevance!!)

Anyway, am looking forward to the weekend where I can indulge in my past time of sleep drink and listen to gossip, its been really booorrrrinnng!!!! Come back you stupid politicians and create some gossip!!

Speaking of politicians, I wonder why was The State Minister of Urbanisation's Datuk W. M's house was attacked with Molotov Cocktail a few days back? Was he flirting with someones wife? His son's owing someone money again? Or his wife, Datin J. S. been shoplifting from the goldsmith again?? Should dig more into that story!!!

Till later Darlings!!!

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Two more weeks to Christmas!!!

2007-12-11T10:28:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!!

Goodness!! I realised that since my last rant, its been a long time since I wrote anything in this blog!!!!

Must confess!! Have been extremely busy and caught up with my work plus the facts that one has to prepare for Christmas, the shopping, the decorations, the preparations, all done by my ever gracious maid of course, but definitely under my strict direction and supervision!!!

Realising that Christmas is only two weeks to go, It dawned upon me that the 2007 will be here in three weeks time!! Horrors!!!!! Another year has gone by and I need to get some botox injections and liposuction in a few more years time!!! Sigh!! How Cruel the ravish of time does to one's lovely beauty!!! God's mockery on human, that he places a Used By dates on all of us!!! Of course, some of us, reached the Used By dates faster that others and I must confess, I am blessed to be one of those whose Used By dates are still a long way to go!!!!

I mean, I have come across some 40 plus ladies in my circle who are basically so well preserved like the sour plums we get during Chinese New Year, you know, those sour, wrinkly, bitter preserved plums and this ladies are basically like that, Sour to the Core, wrinkly and Bitter in their outlook (maybe its because they are shrivelled and dried up) but I must thank God that I am blessed with excellent constitution and looks that I have yet to shrivel and dry up!!! (of course when I reach that point, out comes the credit card and off to Switzerland darling to fix it up and for drying up?? Lubes darling!! there's always lubes!!!)

I have been thinking, what have I done for the year 2006, did I keep my New Years resolution or did it get thrown out with the trash along with the discarded New Year's Eve party decoration? I know the first resolution was a joke and I now wondered why I added that one in, it states, Do not Drink till you're drunk or indulge in the occasional social drugs!!! Whoopie!!! at 12:13AM , Jan 1, 2006, I was downing a whole bottle of champagne and sharing a divine joint with my partner in crime at the dance floor of the Party!!!! The party has not yet ended and I already broke my first resolution!!!

Therefore, this time round, I would not make any single resolution!!! I find that its all crap and impose a code into one's life that basically makes one bitter, sour and resentful of other's who are enjoying life far more than they are!!! So!! No way am I making any resolution but rather, I would live my life to the fullest, enjoy life as it is, party like mad, drink like a fish and repent at leisure!!!

Compared to some of the ladies that I know, who try their best to be the ever Ms. Perfect, they are bordering on turning into the Stepford Wives in their outlook, I just have to brag that I have a far more exciting life than they lead and I must confess, they are always so envious of the fun and crazy life that I have!!! I know that as soon as I am gone from the occasional tete a tete with them, the claws are unsheathed and this ladies, in their false facade starts their gossips and then proceed to call me a gossiper and scandal monger when in actually fact, darlings!! They are far worse!!! But of course, its always easy to see the splinter in other's people's eyes!!!! Worse if they think that they are always right and that they are always perfect!!

I mean, if they are perfect, I wonder, hmm, why did your daughter run away darling? I heard she's now married to a hobo? No? I say, didn't your husband had a first wife? I thought you were very picky of the type of guy you would marry? Hmmm!!! Your husband is having an affair and thus, stop condemning others that we are not taking care of our own husband's or wives when basically your own hubby is watering other people's garden!!!

My own statement to this people who has soo much to say is this, simple and straightforward, before you see fit to judge and condemn others, look at your own backyard!!! Is it full of weeds? So, I hope that this upcoming year darlings, you all can rot in hell for all I care, but actually, I do care for you ladies and I hope that you would all improve yourself and recognise that you are human and therefore prone to mistakes and failures darling!!!

So, I fear that this might be my last post for the year!! With all the madcap parties and celebrations, I do not think I would have the energy or the time to sit in front of my laptop, unless its darling Cocka who is sitting on my lap, typing my dictations!!!! That is a true laptop!!!

So, a Very Merry Christmas Darling and a Happy New Year!!!

May you have a pleasant time and a great year ahead darlings!!!

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Rainforest World Music Festival Sarawak or World Music Festival Penang?

2007-11-30T12:53:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!!

There seems to be some confusion as to the venue of the next year's Rainforest World Music Festival!!!

First we have the Penang State Tourism Committee chairman Teng Chang Yeow saying that "Penang will play host to the World Music Festival (WMF) in July next year, in conjunction with Visit Malaysia Year 2007 (VMY07)." as in this Bernama Article .

Going through the Ministry of Tourism Official Website it states that the event will be held in Sarawak on the 13th till the 15th of July and in Penang from the 20th till the 22nd of July, or the week later!!!

Following the announcement by the Penang State Tourism Committee Chairman, the CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, the Main Organiser of the Rainforest World Music Festival for the last 9 years issued a press release that states that "The Rainforest World Music Festival is unique to Sarawak and should not be held elsewhere." as stated in the News Straits Times on Tuesday.

Below is an email forwarded to me by dear Datuk Seri Utama Dr Rais Yatim, Malaysian Minister of Culture, Arts and Heritage with regards to an email that he received from a disgruntled fan of the festival and I will let the email do the talking with my comments in italics.

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To the Ministry of Tourism Office, CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, YB Minister of Culture Arts and Heritage,

I tried calling the Ministry of Tourism office earlier at +60326937111, but unfortunately after being passed around and being placed on hold a few times, when I was finally connected to someone, the other side was not able to hear me due to buzzing sound on the telephone and I realised that it would be clearer if I phrase my questions via email and hope that you will be able to help me. (What else is new, never try to call any Government office, they will pass you around till you give up hope!!)

I have received emails regarding the Rainforest World Music Festival 2007, which is next year and from what I have gathered, its being held in Penang? however, when I visited your website, it states that its being held in both Kuching (the original place and of which I have been going for the past 6 years without fail, due not only to the music but also the Sarawak lifestyle, beauty and culture and the people that makes the festival different than any other's in the Music festival arena that I have attended) (True true, the alcohol that flows like rivers, the scantily clad bikini ladies, the gyrating of pure passion, sexy bodies all around, dancing, sweaty, steamy, basically an orgasmic delight which is a NO NO in other States in Malaysia...by the way Darlings, this festival has been going on for 9 years, people dress scantily, dances seductively but I have never ever heard of a story of anyone getting molested or raped!! Further proof that its not the ladies dressing that causes rape but stupid people with stupid mentality!! Sexually deprived animals!!)

le.cTherefore, Most Right Honourable Minister, as the Minister of Culture, Arts and Heritage, should not the Music Festival be preserved solely at the place of conception and such stealing of ideas and performers be stopped? (hear hear Datuk Seri!! You must do something about this darling!!)

Mdm CEO, I support your press release and I hope that the festival next year will be a great success and will definitely be back in Sarawak. (I agree Mdm CEO!! Speak out your rights as the Patron of the Festival!!)

My question here therefore, is based on the information that is being portrayed in your website http://www.virtualmalaysia.com/our_malaysia/vmy2007/mta/index.cfm that states that the event is held a week later also in Penang. Now this is not only confusing but is it not also creating friction between two States in Malaysia, (isn't that the idea? National Disunity!! First we get the Malays to argue with the Chinese, then we get the States to argue with each other!!!) namely, the Rainforest Festival has always been a Sarawak product, uniquely created by Sarawak Tourism Board to attract not only tourist like me, but locals. However, now I heard that your office is also planning to hold it in Penang? Are you trying to "steal" the tourist who plans to visit Sarawak to Penang instead? This is very confusing? (Yes Darling!! Piracy on the South China Sea!!!)

Browsing through the newspaper reports on this past days, I came upon this article that the CEO of Sarawak Tourism Board, the original organiser of the event for the past 9 years state and of which I will let you read for yourself at this link http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/nst/Tuesday/National/20061128083010/Article/local1_html

So, where is this event being held is my question? In both Sarawak and Penang? If its to be held in both States, I would like to know, why is done so? (I agree darling!! We all would love to know why!!!) Why are you stealing the event that is created and nurtured by Sarawak Tourism Board for the past nine years and now that it is a success and recognised internationally, its being hijacked to another state? (yup!! I agree on that also!! Piracy and maybe jealousy?) Why are the Malaysian Tourism Board and Ministry, spending good money of the people TWICE when it could be put to better use or given to Sarawak Tourism Board to make the 10th anniversary of the Festival next year an even greater success and thus boost more tourism not only to Malaysia but also to Sarawak? (isn't that what Malaysian's are famous for doing, spending money all the time till we're so broke that the rakyat suffer?) Or is not Sarawak part of Malaysia because its separated by the South China Sea and therefore the festival is being Hijacked and moved to Penang which is in Peninsular Malaysia and therefore a part of the True Malaysia? (Darling!! Sarawakian's are 3rd class citizens!! Didn't you know that? First class are malays, second class are Chinese and Indians and Sarawakian's are 3rd Class!!! Ever fill a form in West Malaysia, the category when it comes to race is only 3, 1 is Malay, 2 is Chinese or Indian and 3 is Others!! Ethnic Sarawakian's and Sabahan's are classified as Others!!!)

A proper clarification should be issued by your good office on this matter, as I am sure, that many tourist who make this festival our annual pilgrimage and reunion are very confused to what is truly going on.

So, is the festival being held in both states? Or is Penang holding one by themselves with different artist lineup? or are they using the same performers as the one in Sarawak, of which if they are, then its killing the festival, but if its a totally different line up, then I and I guess most tourist would love to go to Penang and attend the festival there also. (yes I agree!! Penang!! Hold your own festival lah!! Be more original!!! Organise and plan it yourself darlings!!! (no offense Lilian Dearest!!)

In point forms on matter that you should clarify on your website is:

1. Where is the festival being held this year?

2. Are the performers line up the same as the one in Kuching and you'll be bringing them to Penang to perform again in the Same country?

3. If the above is yes, then why can't the people of Penang come up with their own idea's and have to resort to steal festivals and ideas from others, I stress on the word Steal because it is stealing, as you are merely taking the same performers that Sarawak Tourism Board will be showcasing to us in Sarawak and just repeating them in Penang. (once more I repeat myself, Piracy!!! and you blame us for buying ciplak VCD and DVD's from street Corners? Government also can't buy "Ori" why should we?)

4. Why the Ministry of Tourism should allow this sort of thing to happen, this is a disappointment and shows the unreliability and non continuity of Malaysian Tourism Board. (They have always been unreliable!!!)

5. If Penang is showcasing a different line-up of performers, please kindly state so in your website that I mentioned above so as that there will be less confusion and please make a formal press release on the matter.

6. If it is the above, please also state who are the performers of this festival, I know that some "thieves" would disguise things up and say that its totally different by adding or removing certain things, or in this case, what Penang might plan to do is that they might remove certain performers that in the Line up in Sarawak and then pass it as a whole "fresh" lineup, that's basically the same as taking an old cabbage, removing the wilted leafs and then passing it off as new!!! So, if its going to be a different line up, show us the performer's lineup and make sure its totally different groups than the one performing in Sarawak. However, if it is a fresh new lineup, I would definitely be attending both festival and extend my stay in Malaysia longer for that reason, but if it is the same lineup, what's the point? Its just pure stupidity to organise the same things twice in the same country!! (yes!! I agree with the writer of this email!!! Be Original!! as you ask us to buy Original, you should have original products yourself!! This is only encouraging us to buy pirated VCD's DVD's and CD's for that is what the MOT is doing!!)

7. I assure you, many people would be waiting for Penang and the Ministry to reply on this matter. Many of us, who are fan's of the Rainforest World Music Festival that's held in Sarawak are very disappointed with the actions of the Ministry of Tourism, Malaysia with regards to organise the festival twice in two different places, as its not only a waste of money but shows that there's lack of originality in the Ministry of Tourism's side and that the Ministry of Tourism are capable to stoop that low to steal the product of other States and award it to another State in Malaysia as they see fit. (hope I can get a copy of the reply!! yoohooo...Datuk Seri Dr Rais, forward me the reply if any okie darling!!!)

I hope to receive your answer soonest.

(name omitted to protect sender)

A Loyal Rainforest World Music Festival, SARAWAK fan for the past 6 years

So darlings!! Itulah al kisah the controversy and stupidity of the Pirates called Ministry of Tourism Malaysia!!

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Raving Lunatics and Bitches!!

2007-10-28T10:50:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!

Question: Have any of you ever cross a path of an insane individual who has nothing better to do with his/her time apart from meddling in other people's business and then use it to get back at others just to spite them and to create trouble and causes problems?

I have to admit darlings, I have a fair share of those nasty individuals in my life that it seems that I am plagued with such people as a permanent penance for my sins.

Of course, I am not saying that I am an absolute angel and thus have never meddled in other people's affairs, but I only does so when I am asked to do so or in some ways affect me!! However, this people that I have met, meddles in affairs that have absolutely no concern with them whatsoever!!!

Yes!! I am sure you know those types, those busybodies who pulls on a mask of civility and cordiality and sits down for tea's and have superficial conversation with you but at the back of the brain are trying to figure out how is it possible to trip you so as you may fall on your arses!!

They pretend to be ever so concerned of your life in hope to gather some precious gems of information so as they can pass around with others and create some more fictional stories out of it. Their constant pursuit to belittle others makes people eye them with horror and trepidation and basically apply on lip services whenever people comes into contact with them!!!

Walking around in their fake Gucci's and Prada's and passing it off as the "real thing" by acting high and mighty, they leave a trail of blood behind their wake and can basically be classified as nothing more than vampires, out to suck the blood from people they come in contact with!!!

With their false notion of being concerned, they pass around the tiny tidbits of gossips that they've stored in the cache like bee's storing nectar and create mind boggling and friction resulting situations between people all for the sheer splendour of spiting others!!

How quickly they forget that there are greater forces at work and how quickly they forget that so many times, when they have think themselves as high and mighty, then problems will come their way and they are basically reduced to nothingness and are basically ridiculed for true situations that plagued them and affect their very lives that they are living due to such behaviour!!

Karma my dearest darlings!! Its all pure Karma!! What evil malicious intend that they create in their minds on the pretense of being concerned or wanting to clarify things are actually a facade for them to leach their venomous poison into the world around them and eventually, like the bee's who stings, they die from releasing that poison!!!

I was present a few days ago at a tribal ceremony where incense, kris and blood was used!! The shaman was basically trying to cast spells of protection and send out curses of despair and pain to those who speaks and plan to cause harm to the individual, who is descended from some tribal god's, who seek protection, many a times I have seen this act being performed and I have to confess, many a times, it worked and the result is either physical pain or emotional pain happening to people who speaks evil of the person who has been protected!!

It makes me wonder, wouldn't the world be a far better place if people just kept their mouth shut and not become malicious in their lives?

I also wondered, would it not be far better that before we judge others, why not we judge ourselves first? Look at our own lives, I mean, surely you are no better than the person you are speaking evil about!! I know I am the devil incarnate when it comes to this journal's postings but all of you know that its for me to express my frustration of the situations that's going on around and none of you have to believe what I write here!!!

So darlings, before we decide to speak evil of others or cast malicious intent on other's out of spite, think first, think, is that person descended from some ancient tribal god's or goddesses? Are you prepared to suffer the wrath of having your children bearing the pain of what malicious intent you weave?!!!

If you see fit to let someone be ridiculed and hated or insulted by your actions now, would you want to see it happening back to you a thousand fold? Suffer from some pain and distress and laughed at not only by those around you but by everyone at the street corners and everyone who knows you?

So darlings, remember, Karma!! If someone spites or ridicule you, just sit back and let it be, eventually they will suffer from that consequences a thousand fold and you can have the last laugh!! (how totally unchristian of me, but I have to admit, this kind of people should really be laughed at, after all, its in the Magnificat, "they will cast kings from their thrones and raises the lowly from the dung heap" so my dearest, if you are sitting on the thrones now, do not get to comfortable, for someone out there is about to pull you down from it and people will have the pleasure of seeing you suffer from it!!)

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Food Food and more Food

2007-10-27T10:31:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!

Have any of you come to the realisation that it is practically impossible to diet in Kuching unless you just sit at home and eat only steamed vegs for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

The mushrooming of restaurants and eateries around town either portray the people of Kuching as a bunch of glutton's or that none of us here ever bother to cook at home.

On top of this, we seem to have a certain delight for bakeries also in town. One can basically see a bakery at every corner? Are the citizens of Kuching turning French? Bread is hereby our staple diet?

I must admit however, that even though there seems to be a proliferation of eateries around town, not one of them can actually be considered spectacular or absolutely scrumptious in its cooking!!

Sure, some of them managed to reach a certain mark of 5 or 6 in the scale of 0 to 10 but to be truly honest, none of them can be given that 10 points mark!!

Mediocrity is the key word of the people of Kuching, from the lifestyle, to the people and to its food.

Maybe its partly due to the people of Kuching's culture of Want it Cheap, Want it Fresh, Want it Good, so in the end, a compromise has to be reached where its all just plain half way in the mark and thus we are deprived of a truly wonderful gastronomic experience.

I am still praying, in this sudden mushrooming of Restaurants in town, the creation of a certain restaurants where the food is absolutely worth talking about, rather than the half half we seem to be getting around town where its basically not worth writing home to one's parents about.

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Friday comes with the cock!

2007-10-24T10:54:00.000+08:00

Morning darlings,

I was awakened this morning by a very rude cock and no, Cocka, am not talking about you, if you were ever to wake me up in the morning, I wouldn't consider you rude darling, I'll welcome you openly!!!

Anyway, sidetracked there for a moment, must be due to the amount of caffeine that I have intravenously injected into my system to keep my awake as I pore over the audit report of my company's finances for the year!!!!

Back to the cock!!! It seems that my stupid neighbours have decided to rear some fighting cocks from the Philippines!! Now, if only they start rearing Filipino guys with nice cock's of their own
(do not get jealous now, Cocka, think of it as more incentive for you to be more imaginative in wooing me and that sock you posted was such a turn off, so consider this punishment!!) that would be more heavenly, but NO!! it was like a whole cock farm of fighting cocks that was basically getting on my nerve crowing away at 4am in the morning!!!

If I could recall correctly, wasn't there some ruling in the Municipal Council By-laws that states that rearing of livestock in one's house compound in a residential neighbourhood is prohibited? I sincerely hope so, anyway, I plan to march into the Mayor's office later after lunch and give him a piece of my mind and hopefully, the Council Enforcement officers will come and BBQ those fighting cocks as soon as possible!!!

Mind you, I love animals, but they should all have their own right and proper places of habitation, and cocks and chickens my darlings are to be reared in chicken farms not in your own backyard!!!

Oh well, at least its not those irritating geese that they are rearing there and pass it off as guard "dogs"!!! (true, geese are wonderful as guard "dogs" but WTF!!! Get a proper dog you idiot!!)

Anyway, a pox to all fighting cocks!! The only cocks I wouldn't mind seeing fighting with each other are to be attached to a human body!!!

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Muslims Kneeling At Catholic Mass

2007-10-23T14:19:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!!

If that doesn't spark enough controversy, I really don't know what else would!!!

Yes, it all happened today at St. Joseph Cathedral, Kuching, where several former members of the Cabinet of Tun Dr. M, was seen kneeling during the Consecration at the Mass. The Former Cabinet members are Dato' Abang Abu Bakar bin Abang Haji Mustapha, (former Defense Minister) and his wife, the Y.M. Tunku Datin Maziah binti Tunku Mustapha a member of the Kelantan Royal Family, Datuk Amar Sulaiman Daud (former Education Minister) and children, the Y.M. Tengku Daud Shaif ud-din bin Tengku Zain ud-din of Negeri Sembilan and his wife, Dayang Caroline Bintang Kanyan, Datuk Rahman bin Abdullah and his wife, Datin Norliah Binti Tun Rahman, several minor Muslim government servants, minor muslim politicians and ordinary Muslims from non governmental agencies and from all walks of life, assembled and prayed together in the St. Joseph, Roman Catholic Cathedral of Kuching. Why, one could basically see Muslim ladies in their tudungs kneeling at the elevation of the Host that brings back to my mind of images of Catholic Ladies attending the Old Rite Mass where all heads were veiled!!

Yes!! this only happens in Sarawak and before the Jabatan Agama Islam starts getting on their high horses, the reason we were all in the Cathedral today was to bid our final farewell to a community leader, archivist of native "puak" weaving, mother and loving wife, the late Datin Amar Margaret Guning Linggi nee Banyang.

Having suffered for over 8 years from cancer of the breast, she finally breathed her last on Monday, the 20th of this month. May she rest in peace.

However, apart from stressing on the funeral, what I wanted to highlight was that, today was truly a model of harmony and religious tolerance displayed at the funeral, where all the VVIPs basically sat on the first few benches in the Cathedral, behind the family and participated as much as they could in the celebration of the Funeral Mass, singing the hymns with gusto, following the scripture readings, fully engrossed with the sermons, kneeling at the Consecration and offering the sign of peace with their neighbours. Of course, being non-Catholics, they did not receive Communion but all in all, they participated with the fullness of non-Catholics in a Catholic Mass without any harm to their own faith or to their own beliefs!!

This Funeral Mass of multi religious nature in the congregation has been a constant happening in Sarawak, where religious tolerance is truly in existence and where we are not corrupted by stupid Imam's from West Malaysia with their radical teachings!!

Police Officials were they, not to restrain the crowds but to ensure smooth flow of traffic, they were no crazy religious fanatics who were about to drag the Muslims who were kneeling during the elevation of the Sacred Body of Christ and the funeral passed with peacefulness and grace and harmony. A symbol of what Malaysia should truly be, a place of religious tolerance and harmony!!

So, darlings, if those big shots and Malaysian royalty to boot, can peacefully attend a Catholic Mass and have no aversion to showing respect to the faith of others by kneeling during the Consecration of the Mass, why not you ordinary Muslims just open your eyes and see that true religious tolerance comes with respect for everyone and not by forcing your religion down people's throats!!

Another point I want to highlight, all the great politicians and successful Muslim businessman that I've known in my life in Sarawak, have been educated in Mission Schools and took Scriptures for their form 5 examination's as it was the easiest to get an A but they still turn out to be excellent Muslim's, without having any misgivings of the Muslim faiths!! I recall some of my Muslim friends who studied with me in Mission schools, can still up to this very day, recite the Our Father and the Hail Mary fluently and I recalled one Muslim girl insisted that her parents allowed her to go caroling with us during Christmas!! They still remained true Muslims, true to their faiths!! Its only when extremist religious teachers who come and makes things complicated that creates all this frictions between Muslims and people of other faiths.

So darlings, think about it, don't you wish for true religious tolerance as can be seen in the funeral of the late Datin Amar Margaret Guning nee Banyang? or do we want some chaotic mess like the case of the SMS where Muslim's view other religion with fear and trepidation because of their religious teacher's idea!!

Think about it darling!!

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Don't you speak english? You're teacher never thought you how?

2007-09-22T14:32:00.000+08:00

Hello Darlings,

Was browsing around town and getting my Christmas shopping done where unfortunately, I came round a shop where I saw something delightful but when i inquired the sales assistant as to the availability of the item in a different colour, she looked at me point blank and proceeded to speak to me in Mandarin and I was like staring at her and went, do you speak hokkien and she proceeded to reply me in Mandarin some more!!! Ditto when I tried with Bahasa Malaysia!!!!

I was completely exasperated and basically walked off the shop without the item that I wanted!!!

This made me fuming mad and then I recalled a few days ago, when I called up the CID department to speak to an Inspector and the person on the line basically said she does not speak English and ask me to speak in Bahasa Melayu and I was like, hellooo!!! If I can take the time and trouble to learn Bahasa Melayu here in Malaysia, can't you have the decent courtesy to learn english!!! I mean, I thought it was a compulsory subject in this country's public examination and yet this people can't seem to speak or understand a single word of English and I wondered how in the world did they manage to pass their exams?

This led me to a question, is the standard of education in Malaysia deteriorating that those who are unable to converse in English can still pass the public examination and to make matter more interesting, can become an officer in the police force?

Is the standard really that poor or do we have really lousy English teachers in school whose main aim is to sit there and basically "makan gaji buta"??

I have heard of some teachers who are more interested to do "side" business in schools, where they sell books and other stuffs to students and teachers alike, rather than taking an interest in the students!! I have also heard of teacher's having an open affair with fellow teachers in school but surely, isn't the main aim of teachers in school are to teach the kids? and not off to peddle stuff for side income's or getting involved in extra-marital affairs? Or are they soo free that they can actually do that?? How can I forget of some cases of some teachers who utilise the school's free Internet access to access into blogs and other none school related stuff and some even surfed the Internet for porn during school hours!!!

So, are the students really that dumb that they are not able to function as normal human beings with a certain amount of language comprehensibility in their restricted brain or are the blame to fall on the teachers who are truly uninterested to take the affairs of the students to heart and teach them as true dedicated teachers that they are supposed to be?

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Halal? Halal?!!! Get me Non-Halal!! I want it to be Haram!!

2007-09-22T10:44:00.000+08:00

Darlings!!

As you can see I'm extremely miffed at this "Halal" controversy and situation that Malaysia seems to be facing and as can be read in Lilian's wonderful posting about Turkey not being Halal, I would add further and apply it to my own personal experience yesterday.

Yesterday was basically attending an Importer and Exporter meeting in my capacity of being a Director of a Cold Storage Company (beware darlings, you pissed me off, I shall set you in the freezer and let you freeze to death!!)

We were duly informed by the ever so pleasing fellow from the Jabatan Agama Islam that as of this year, only restricted amount of turkey's will be allowed into Malaysia and it will be based on a qouta system and for my cold storage, they will only get 60 birds!!! I was like!! WTF you stupid idiots!!! 60!! I have single clients who have ordered more than 60 birds from me!!

We were further informed that all hotels would not be having Roast Turkey on the menu as it is not classified as Halal and therefore, there will be no longer any need to bring in such a huge quota of turkey in this year!!

Furthermore, certain lambs and beef from New Zealand are also banned from being brought into Malaysia as they do not comply with the Malaysian Halal Certification but we will bring in beef from Venezuela and Brazil instead, which led me to argue as to how certain we are that Venezuelan and Brazilian beef are halal or not? They replied that this is in complying with the Ministry Ruling and how they ascertain on the Halal certification is up to the Ministry!! If any leg of lambs or beef are found in our warehouse cold storage, the Agency will proceed to confiscate and burn it. Hmmm? Are we dealing with livestock's or illegal drugs?? Burning of lambs and beef...how Jewish can we be...think Jewish Temple Offerings!!

Such stupidity of Halal or none Halal?

Why are we so concerned over the issue of halal certification or not? If Muslims are so scared that it is not halal, don't eat it!!! It does not mean that you have to stop selling it for all the other people out there who are non Muslims!!!

I mean, turkey ham and beef bacon is a result of this people who wish to enjoy the idea of eating bacon and ham or rather the flavour of it and that is why they came up with such ideas but I tell you, ham is PORK and Bacon is PORK not turkey or beef!!!

The reasoning that the hotel's will not be serving turkey this Christmas in the Menu and therefore we can restrict the number of turkey coming in this year is a further reason to show of the backward mind of this mindless people!! If the hotel is not serving it, then people will have no choice but to buy it themselves from the cold storage and roast it themselves and therefore there still will be a demand for turkey's and limiting it to 60 per company is basically going to inflate the price of turkey in Malaysia!!!

So, darlings, if you wish to have Roast turkey in your menu, you better start calling your local cold storage and ask them to reserve it for you before its all gone.

In the meantime, this fly is going to indulge in a Pork Ham and Eggs sandwich!!

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Monday Blues Darling!! and more on Najib Tun Razak

2007-09-20T09:41:00.000+08:00

Morning Darlings!!!

I really hate Mondays!! Don't you all?

Its the time of the week where I just basically curse the bloody inventor of the alarm clock!! Don't get me wrong! I adore the alarm clocks at other days of the week, but on Mondays!! I wish we didn't have the "convenience" or should I call it inconvenience in our lives!!!

So!! What was I doing last night that I couldn't wake up gracefully this morning, you might ask!!

Well!!! I graciously agreed to grace my presence at a very delightful dinner reception where I must admit, the bling bling in the room basically put the chandelier to shame, though, I have to admit some of them were basically "faux" like the Gucci handbags that I see some disjointed nosed ladies are carrying around town, trying to pass it off as real by disjointing their noses even more!!

Back to the dinner!!! There I might this most delightful fellow who was present at the UMNO convention that just ended and I must admit darlings that on T.V. it seems like a rather dull convention, with all the hurly burly about "Malay Culture and Malay Supremacy" that makes one wants to shout out and ask, "HELLO!!! There's other races in Malaysia or are we to be gradually assimilated by you guys like how the Borgs assimilate other life forms in the Star Trek series??" OOohh!! Yes I do indulge in the occasional Star Trek series but am not really a Trekkie fan....yet...!!!!

So, back to this charming git that I met last night, well, this fellow was filling me on some of the juicy details that's been going on around the convention floor that made me so tempted to apply for an observer pass for the next convention as it all sounded soo interesting!!

Among the topics we spoke of last night, Najib and our lame duck Prime Minister!!! Of course Khairy's name definitely crop up as it was linked to our Lame Duck Prime Minister, but we shall talk about Najib today as he seems to be a far more interesting topic, what with the Baginda case still on going. Most of the delegates around the convention was basically talking about the Abdul Razak Baginda scandal and of course Najib's friendship with Abdul Razak and it brought back stories of his alleged "caught in the act of adultery" with Zaina Zain in Port Dickson, which is actually a smokescreen!! Najib had indeed been caught with that actress, but not in Port Dickson but in a hotel in Kuala Lumpur. Najib’s special Branch officers had inserted the story of it being in Port Dickson in order to lay the ground for his alibi and it has now been conveniently covered up and the blame place on his underlings in the Army!!

Anyway, so many of us seems to think that he's the best option we have as Prime Minister!! Well, compared to the lame duck we are having, anyone would be far better!! However, we must bear in mind, he could also be a "wolf in sheep clothing" !!

With all the hoo haa of Hishamuddin and his Kris Kissing act in the Assembly, I was enlightened by that wonderful fellow of an act that Najib committed, that many of us here has forgotten, of which our Deputy Prime Minister did when he was then the Head of UMNO youth and that was when he, in 1987, as UMNO Youth Chief, Najib vociferously defended special Malay privileges in a fiery speech featuring the Malay Keris (dagger) and vowed to bathe the Keris with Chinese blood, shortly before the government launched a crackdown on extremist elements termed "Operation Lalang." At the same rally, banners were hoisted carrying phrases such as "revoke the citizenship of those who opposed the Malay rulers", "May 13 has begun" (referring to the May 13 Riots in 1969), and "soak it (the keris) with Chinese blood".

Soooo....this is our next Prime Minister?? I think I need to really speed up my application for my PR status to Luxembourg really soon!!

So darling...plying myself with endless glasses of champagne to boost my nearly failing view of our country after hearing such pathetic details of our Deputy Prime Minister, I woke up with a nasty hangover and a horrid ringing of the alarm clock and thus...my mood is blue!! Not only because its a Monday but we have another extremist as our Deputy Prime Minister!!!

Well Darlings, I think that's enough for now!! I need to have a little shut eye before I try to force some breakfast down my throat. Have a nice Monday if you can!!!

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Crab Culture

2007-09-19T17:32:00.000+08:00

Hello Darlings,

Well, I must admit, had a rather interesting weekend!!

Being gloriously drunk on Friday night, I spent the whole day yesterday suffering from an intense hangover!! But rest assured I am well recovered now and was dutifully dolling out charity en largesse to the simple folks and I can't help seeing the mad rush scramble of the young kids for the dole that was being handed out.

Basically what they were doing were pulling other kids back in other to get to the front in order to receive the largesse that we were handing out!! Such utter stupidity that I was so tempted to stand up and shout "Stand in-line you stupid idiot!! and you'll all get a share!!", however, such a display is sooo unbecoming of me, so I just sat back and basically tossed the money to the air and let them have a mad scramble for it!!

Now, you might ask, what's with the story above? Fictional or truth? Well, the moral to the story is our Malaysian Bumiputera mentality darlings!!

The Crab Culture!!

Have any of you ever bought any crabs and placed it in a bucket before killing it? Have you ever seen how, if one crab tried to escape, the others will try will all their best to pull it down?

Well, that my dearest, is how Malaysian bumiputera's are!!

They are basically bunch of crabs!!

Unable to see someone being far more successful than the others, they pull each other down!!

Of course, this mentality allows the non-malays to become far more successful (as usual) and this ends up with the malays screaming at the non-malays for more equity and more equality!! Sigh!! and I am repeating myself again, its a vicious cycle isn't it darling!!

Now, of course, in light of this, we have this condemnation of Tun M's son, Datuk Mukhriz Mahathir, for stating that the Prime Minister's speech basically lacks nothing in stature and new policies!!

I agree with Datuk M.M, the speech of our PM was basically as dull as dishwater and I couldn't help but fall asleep when I listened to it!! Oh!! How I miss the old days when drama, tears and insults was thrown at the delegates by our beloved Dr. M!!

Well, I call this syndrome, the sour grape syndrome that Malaysian Politicians and in fact, MOST MALAYSIANS seems to suffer from!!!

We can't openly criticise others or else, they would become a bunch of sour grapes and impose censure on us, but at the same time, they are of course ever so allowed to shoot out all forms of criticism at us!! Ahh!! That's "Malaysia Boleh" for you!!

Anyway, darlings, feel free to add you input on this matter, as for me, the pool beckons and I have to shed this few unsightly pounds I gained from the BBQ lunch this afternoon!!

So, have a good evening darlings and till later....

buzz buzz

Muhammad Taib as Senator?? You got to be crazy!!

2007-08-17T15:37:00.000+08:00

Hello again Darlings,

My my, A very busy day!!

Was talking to my old dear friend Lim Kit Siang and read his blog posting of the old Menteri Besar of Selangor, that old sleaze ball, being appointed a Senator and I was like, "Whoa!! What the F@ck!!!"

This is the guy who if anyone of you darlings could recall, was "caught in the act of adultery" with the daughter of the Late Sultan of Selangor when he was the Menteri Besar of the State, talk about abuse of position!!

Of course, being "caught in the act" he had no choice but to walk down the aisle with her but being a sleaze ball, wandering eyes and such, he eventualy divorced her and paid a whooping RM16 million settlement. Did anyone ever bothered to ask where did that money come from?

Old Mr. Lim of course raise up a few issues apart from that money, you know, the house at the Gold Coast, that cost RM 2 Million, the Ranch in Queensland that cost RM5 million (hmmm...I wonder if that's a "stud" ranch) and the RM 2.4 million cash that he was caught falsely declaring when he brought it into Australia, which he was acquited, of course, but which led to his resignation as Menteri Besar of Selangor!

Now, when he resigned, his statement on his resignation was that he wanted to set an example of the “new culture of accountability” as in Japan and South Korea where government and political leaders resign their various posts if involved in scandals of corruption, gross negligence or incompetence. as per dear old Lim Kit Siang's blog.

So, my darlings, he clearly stated that he is involved in a scandal of corruption and such as stated above, yet now, 10 years later after his resignation, he is appointed as a Senator which eventually might lead into a cabinet post in the Cabinet of the Prime Minister!!

How can such a man, who is clearly for all to see, not only is a womaniser but is also an extremely corrupted politician be allowed to become a member of our Dewan Negara and calls himself a Senator???

This, my dear darlings, is a case of how our "Malaysia Boleh" mentality is working at its fullest!!

It shows that in Malaysia we "boleh" become a Senator or position of high authority even if we are known to have led a colourful life!!!

This show's that our dear Prime Minster is really not following what he raised up just two days ago at the UMNO assembly!!! Fight against corruption indeed!!

Oooohh!! I am so "proud" to be a Malaysian!!

buzz buzz

Murder - Malaysia Boleh!!

2007-08-17T13:34:00.000+08:00

Hellooo Darlings,

Well, lets see what's in the news today!! "Wife Maintains Husband Innocent and he has been framed!!"........"He is a good man. He is not the Prime Minister of this country. He doesn’t want to be one."

Interesting statement don't you think so?

I do have to agree with Anon that one should look into this murder of Altantuya Shaariibuu. Lets not talk about the deceased, besides, its not right to speak ill of the dead!! Don't you agree? We know what she is and who she is, so lets leave it at that!!

But the living!! Ahhhh..now, that is a different story all together.

Now, lets look at Abdul Razak Baginda, the man charged for abetting the cops. A very interesting character, a high profiled political analyst mind you, with close ties with the Deputy Prime Minister who is also the Defence Minister Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!

Najib even wrote the forward to "Malaysia and the Islamic World" a book edited by Baginda and published in 2004. For more than a decade Baginda has been the executive director of the Malaysia Strategic Research Institute, which is technically a private think-tank but has close connections to the Malaysian armed forces and the United Malays National Organisation, the largest party in the ruling coalition.

Now, the wife of Abdul Razak Baginda claims that her husband is framed and he's absolutely innocent and gives us a clue there, that her husband is not the Prime Minister nor wishes to be one.

Lets see...who wants to be the Prime Minister? hmmmmm surely you're not that dense!! of course the Deputy Prime Minister, Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!

Who is the Defense Minister and therefore has the authority to issue the explosives or have the authority to order his underlings (the armed forces and the police force is under the Defense Minister jurisdiction) to issue the explosives used in the Murder? Why its none other than Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak!!!

Do I have to drawn the lines for you? I'm sure you can connect the dots yourself darlings!! In case you are really that dense, here's a few clues for the "connect the dots and you'll get the full picture" game!!

Close aides = good friends for want of better term of words!

When it come to pretty girls, Najib does have a wandering eye!

So, what's the possibility darlings, that Najib might have had an affair with the deceased and then passed her off to his "good friend"?

What's the possibility darlings, that she has something on Najib and therefore his "good friend" was asked to settle the "problem" and the money paid to her initially, is not enough? Therefore she came back for more and the two of them decided to just eliminate her?

Interesting possibilities don't you think so? Well that's the speculation that been going around in the coffee shop and 5 stars restaurants all around the country!!

So, there you go, lets pray that a thorough investigation in the case will really happen and it will not be just a cover up like the previous case our Dato Sri Najib Tun Razak was in...you know...marrying someone on contract and then getting his armed forces official to take the blame of khalwat?....well..that's another story anyway!!!

Of course some rumours that its Khairy the son in law of the PM who is trying to destroy Najib's succession plan!! Don't think that's possible, he's far too young!! If he wants to destroy any one'succession plan, its Hishamuddin that he would destroy as he's in competition with Hisham for the throne and not with Najib!!

So, hope that pleases your kayponess Anon!!

Promise that I will update more if I hear anything more on this matter!!

Good day to all and ciao!! buzz buzz

Hello Gorgeous...DAMN You're GAY!!!

2007-08-17T12:33:00.000+08:00

Hello Darlings!!

Early lunch today and definitely all paid for by a really great hunk of a man that I've known for a while.

So imagine my stupefied reaction to discover that he's actually GAY and he introduced me to his boyfriend!!

Ooo La La!!

What is this world turning into??!!!

It makes one wonder, are the female species so boring that most guys nowadays either resort to foreign ladies (look at the number of night spots with china gals and Filipino gals mushrooming around town) or they turn out gay?

Or maybe the local female species are just too repulsive for the guys to consider that they have resorted to the male company instead??!!!

Who is to blame for this sudden spurt of gay man around town? I mean, the chances of going to a club, seeing a great looking guy doing wonderful dance moves and before any female could actually approach him, he turns around and kiss his male companion is so plausible nowadays!!

Do guys suffer from some secret phobia of the female species? Or is there some extremely nasty experience of the female species in their lives that makes them resort to homosexuality?

Is it Genetic? Culture? Religion (hmmm...over zealous religious upbringing?? sexual abuse by the priest? altar servers kinky gatherings? oops..my mind is wandering) Why? Why do gay man turn out to be gay man (if you're a lesbian, then switch the term accordingly) ??!!

So, to the male readers out there in blogland...are you gay?? to the female readers...why? why are the boys turning gay? Is there something wrong with the female species?? Over domineering mother's perhaps? Pressure on the children by their parents? Being compared to their older siblings in their performance (am talking of non-sexual performance..you know education, sporting ability etc etc etc)

Anyway darlings, gay man are absolutely adorable friends, they never fail to make you laugh and one can really have a great time with them, non sexual fun that is!!

Sooo....anyone who knows the answer, do tell me....so have a good afternoon and ciao for now....buzz buzz

Oh! You Beautiful Cock!

2007-07-17T09:31:00.000+08:00

Please Darling, Let me sit on you,

let me sit on that beautiful body of yours,

I would love to let my hands caress your beautiful cock head!

Let me gently play with you,

How I would love to hold that beautiful cock head with my hands.

I promise I wouldn't hurt that beautiful cock head of yours.

So, please come closer so as I can sit on you and get my hands on that beautiful cock head of yours.

Yes darling!....................

ahh!!!.......
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yes!! ...............................
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oooh, how nice it is to feel that lovely cock head of yours,

oh!! let me play with it, I promise you I wouldn't hurt you!

YES!!

OOOh! Yes!!.................................
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That's It!!

Perfect!!! YES!!!!

.................and Euphemia grins proudly as she looks at the poor cock that she has strangled to death as lunch for today and exclaiming "Oh God!! How I hate slaughtering CHICKENS!! But one has to do it!!

So you perverts out there!! What were you thinking I was writing about? hahahahaha

Till later darlings and if you order chicken for lunch today, remember this story....buzz buzz

Conversation over lunch

2007-07-16T15:55:00.000+08:00

Hello there again darlings,

It seems to be a rather hot and humid day today and no matter how many glasses of sangria one's seem to drown it just does not seem to cool down my poor innards but rather made me rather tipsy but then again, what else is new about that? I'm perpertually stoned to the core!!

So, what's the news today? You might ask? Nothing much on the grapevine, lunch was a rather boring affair and thank God for small mercy that I did not have to pay a centime for that rather lousy lunch.

However, I just want to talk about how some minds in our society seems to react. Oooh!! I must confess I do have my share of nastiness but such evil thoughts of mine are well kept hidden and I do not unsheath my claws as some people do. Mercifully for that, or else I would have to change this blog title to Pussy Unsheathed!!

Well, what was I talking about? Oh yes! Human mind and their nastiness. I overheard during lunch a conversation between two gentleman. I guess that one of them has to be either the confidant or advisor or could they be lovers? Hmmmm......never did pop that 1 million question to them and unfortunately I did not see any accidental touching of each other's hands or elbow!

Oohh I am digressing from my topic again!! this is so ghastly of me, so, the conversation, it basically stemmed on the twisted mind of some people.

The human mind can be considered as one that is complex but when we twist it, it becomes even far more complex and God only knows when those evil twisted mind will end up with an absolute mental breakdown.

Anyway, take for example the conversation that I eavesdropped during lunch, since the conversation at my table was rather dead boring and I was nearly on my second pack of coffin nails, so yes, I slipped into my alter ego and became the fly on the wall and present to you the gist of the conversation between the two gentleman.

Guy1: ...I have to confess that sometimes I really wonder what's in that twisted mind of that lady! I mean, her manipulative conniving attitude basically is creating huge friction and tension between families.

Guy2: Well, she could be emotionally deprived and have far nothing better to do in her life, you do seem to suffer with a lot of those people in your lives and I really pity you and wonder why.

Guy1: But why can't she just keep her fucking mouth shut? Oh well, true she might have been pissed off at my attitude but does she not have nothing better to do but being a busybody and poking trouble left right and centre?

Guy2: As we both know the lady in question, you must know, she's rather maniacal. I have to agree with you earlier that whatever contact I have with her are basically superficial and mind you, all her colleagues basically give her lip service only. She's practically hated and loathed by all who comes into contact with her. I mean, that mind of hers, she aims to destroy all those who comes into her path because she believes that she is far more superior than all those around her of which its all in her twisted mind for definitely she's a total inferior human species!!. How quickly she forgets her past incidents...her affair..her child's marriage ..her husband!! Tsk tsk...I wonder how she would feel if we do a more thorough investigation in her life? Wouldn't it be fun? Of course we can easily pass the result of the investigations to "certain parties" and we can all have a good laugh at her expense..as what you said, she wouldn't dare show her face in society anymore after that...a case of casting the mighty to the dung heap?

Guy1: Tempting thought, but I promised myself that I should not loose my temper on them, besides, in the case of this conniving bitch, for some reason, even after all I know about her and what she has said about me to other people, and mind you, I know cos people told me what this people have been saying about me, but I couldn't care less, for respect not of them, but more for their parents concerned and maybe for their other siblings, I have my deepest respect for their parents and therefore I do not wish to drag their names into the mud with all the secrets that I have managed to store and the best part, complete with evidences, photographic evidences!!

Guy2: Well, we know its kept in the safest of hands and poor bugger who will inherit the key to it when you croak will discover that he has a potential gold mine to tap. Well, you've chosen well in him as your heir, he is a source of discretion.

Guy1: Thank God for some sane relatives!

Guy2: Anyway, so what are you going to do with that vicious mind of hers?

Guy1: Nothing much..not yet anyway...just let thing takes it course, eventually time will tell me what to do next and anyway, I did what I have to do yesterday, no not the apologies but the other stuff, so I'll wait for that to take its own course and well, perhaps they need the occasional suffering to bring them down from their mighty pedestal that they put themselves up on and view us mere mortals in disgust....

Guy2: How little they know you...

Guy1: How little indeed..anyway, regarding the project in KL....... (End of conversation about twisted mind lady)

Ohh la la, thank Goodness for the tape recorder in my pocket! I had to replay it 3 times to get the message correct. Pity no names was mentioned!! Sigh!! It would have been so fun to know who it was that they were conversing about.

To the gentleman above in question, well, some people are just plain twisted and that's how their mind work, as what you yourself seem to have grasped in your conversation, she thinks too highly of herself, so drag her down a mile or two!! Wouldn't that be more fun and do make it public so then I can link two and two together and I can really finish this post!

Well, like they say, an idle mind broods evil, so maybe this lady has far too many times in her hands? Hmm I was so tempted to go up to them and saying, "yes!! by all mean!! Investigate and publicise all sordid details!! Give me first op on it and I'll post in here on my blog!!" Alas, I did not want to reveal my identity but Guy1 in question is definitely going to be in my target list of people to cultivate!! Who knows...he might give me more input and sordid details to my blog? Wouldn't you all would love that.

Anyway darlings.. I guess that's all for now!! Ciao and have a good evening!! Muah! buzz buzz

The Launch - an exclusive interview with DALT

2007-07-16T12:09:00.000+08:00

Hello darlings,

Well, it seems that all systems are going smoothly and therefore, am using my interview with D.A. L.T. for the first posting

OOOH! DALT what's with all the bling bling darling?

oooh Buzz Buzz did you know, I had to force my hubby of mine the PSTM to get me this after he sent my darling son off to Canada.. Sob SOb! (wipe eyes with hanky) I was so devastated with him being sent to coldstorage and he is soo my favourite!! So sweet old PSTM had to get all this bling bling you're seing here as a form of compensation but its not really enough....I was thinking more of something in line of a new bank or some really prosperous company from SEDC so that I can give it to my darling boy as a Christmas pressie and he can come back here to Sarawak and back to mommy dearest....

So, he's really gone off to Canada? What about the scandal? The money? The mismanagement of funds?

Scandal? what Scandal? surely you don't mean the gals he slept around and slap around with? Why? those sluts...I mean, those gals, its just fabrications, just some people with envy in them and just hate to see my family grow more prosperous each day.....and besides, if he did sleep around..boys will be boys...I mean, look at my brother in laws....oooh..the things they are into..tsk tsk..but we are not here to talk about them and bear in mind, we don't speak ill of the dead...but he was such a sweet dear brother in law...may he rest in peace...and as for the mismanagement of funds? My dear, I am no accountant and besides, as Eva Peron said, Accountants only slow things down!! So, the money came in and went out but its all for the good of my family and friends, I mean, wouldn't you want to see your own family and friends live in perfect comfort with all the wealth around them?

OOH I see, so what is the next plan in your life my dear DALT?

Well, eventually I will be the First Lady of the Land, ooh I can't wait for that, and it will be so nice for people to curtesy to me, I mean, I have the regal look, some people said that I look like Princess Anne....

But don't they say that Princess Anne looks like a horse?

(Cold Stare) absolutely NOT!! she's a lovely lady with class and sophistication and I must say, I do look like her, especially when I'm wearing my hats and not those stupid tudungs..euugh!! those ghastly head scarves, they really ruin your hairstyle!! Well, anyway, where was I before you interupted..ooh..yes, so yeah, my darling hubby would be the next Gov contrary to what that slut of an upstart MT new wife says...oooh..how I hate those upstarts..divorcee to boot!! I wish my hubby would give M the boot and I don't have to see that slut of a whore....

So, you don't think there's anychance for MT also known as MbA to be the next Gov darling?

Well, I can't say for sure, who knows what those horrid Rulers have to say on the matter, but if I have my way, absolutely no!! I would prefer that sweet old LB and his dear adorable wife, N remain as the Gov and First Lady, but I promise you, in due time, I will be the first lady of the land! Oh!! How I wish I could be a bumiputera of this land and not classified as "others" I mean, I just have a measly PR in Sarawak!! It should be Citizen I tell you!! But no, just a stupid PR and classified as Others!! Imagine if I'm a bumiputera!! Ooh la la!! I'll most likely stand for election and be a YB, you know, Like dear old Hilary Clinton....

So, how do you view EJ being a Senator?

Well, I guess she deserves it, I mean, having to put up with that spineless AJ, that old fart can be quite absolutely useless, I mean, since the death of the poor dear BA, old AJ basically makes no sense with his speeches!! He should get a speech writer to go through his speech or ask sweet EJ to go through it. Mind you, I always believe that EJ is the brain behind that operation!! AJ knows nuts of what to do!! So yes, I hold no grudge towards EJ, actually, I salute her and congratulate her for being made a Senator..she soo truly deserves it.

My darling DALT, how's your family? Is it true that AC has left your son?

Well, I can't deny that they are problems in my family, every family has them. Well, if AC has left my son, its her own loss!! She's not getting a single cent from my family!! As for that father of her's, another useless and spineless old git!! But then again, like AJ, he serves his purpose I guess, but I think the writting's on the wall and its time for him to be replaced by WSK, now that's a cunning old foochow...nice but cunning...need to get him to toe the line a bit or else, its out the window with him also...

So, Christmas is coming up, what's your family plans?

Well, no Christmas plans this year, the last time we celebrated, some idiot took a photo of it and became a huge issue of all of us family members sitting around, looking all gorgeous in front of a wreath!! Pest!! the things people take offense about! But I do hope that my dear hubbie will grant my secret Christmas gift wish!! Alor!! Look at the time!! I have to go, I need to check and see how's the stock market like today and pester my dear hubbie to get me some new necklaces I saw the other day in Cartier, well...ciao darling, you know you're way out and no filching my gold water tap in the washroom!! The last time someone did that, I had them fed to my swans....in pieces of course..Ciao!

So there ladies and gentleman, an exclusive interview with DALT, hope you all had fun reading it and till next time....buzz buzz